My sister just caught me masturbating for the first time and I'm 20, she just closed the door and said sorry...

my sister just caught me masturbating for the first time and I'm 20, she just closed the door and said sorry, how fucking awkward will it be when I get out of my room? i'm fucking panicking!

So she came in the room and closed the door, then knelt in front of you and took your stiff cock down her throat, swallowing every drop after sucking you off..?

She probably wants to forget it happened. You should too. Act normal.

nope she opened, saw my dick in my hand and said sorry as she closed the door

Consider inviting her in next time.

get the fuck out of there and rape her, she will think its still her fault

act normal. if she says anything, tell her to knock next time.

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just act like it never happened

my mom once walked in on me blasting edm as i had porn on my huge monitor

does the fact that she knows that I have a girlfriend makes it worse?

>20 years old
>still living at home with family
>doesn't lock door when fapping

You should joke about it to show you don't care. Or say shit that was awkward wasn't it. My sister has caught me masturbating like 3 times since i was like 15

Honestly if she said sorry right after and didn't freak out, it's fine. She probably masturbates too and thinking how it must be awkward. Long story short, she'll never bring that shit up.

Time to leave the country OP, you just exposed yourself to a minor.

What's wrong with being 20 and still living at home. Give him a couple a years dude

Baiting is all the rage huh?

Ask her if she liked the view in a joking manner.

loser aspie detected

i just moved to her house, I don't have a key to my room

>she said sorry
>she doesnt panic

she understands and probably faps too. do you not realise how great of a bullet you dodged?

because it shows he is of immature mind...a future neet. If you're fucking 20 and don't lock the door when you do your biz...I just can't

DON'T OWN A FUCKING KEY

what kind of fucking door do you have that needs a key from the inside to lock...as a bedroom door?

a normal fucking door that needs a fucking key, like every other fucking door that I've seen in my life

pass user since 20012? what

don't play that shit with me...normal bedroom doors don't need a fucking key to lock and unlock from the INSIDE

2012 was when it was introduced.

you should have invited her to help. She is a great fuck. rep+1

Act normal it's a normal thing. Almost every man is doing it. she'll understand

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Tell her that gf can't make u cum, and now the only way is to fap to ur sis.

well this one needs and so does all the other bedroom doors I've ever had

OP, Ask her to help you out next time she walks in.

He was acknowledging the fact he didn't lock the door, not that he lives at home

jfc, you're all so fucking original telling me to ask her for a hand...

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strangely retarded...I guess you and your family had to carry your housekeys and inside house keys around all the time even when inside just incase a door is locked by accident that sounds fucking retarded or your family hides weird shit from each other to have to use a fucking key

can't lock it...

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well maybe next time you should fucking lock the door!

why can't you lock or block the door from the inside of your room?

I understand that. Actually look at what's being typed before responding.

> Only normal person in this entire website

fuck the shit out of this slut

Everyone masturbates, just pretend nothing happened and everything will go on like normal.

Next time you see her, explain to her that you weren't thinking about her while you were masturbating. Not that you don't think she's pretty, just that it's very rare you'd ever masturbate to the thought of her.

Keep repeating this until she is comfortable with the fact you weren't masturbating to photos of her saved on your laptop, then everything will be back to normal.

Ask her if her walking in was accidental.

Best advice

I FUCKING CAN'T LOCK MY BEDROOM DOOR

Just take it easy. Go with her and tell her you're hungry or ask her where your mom is. Talk to her as if nothing has happened.
And post pics of her faggot

you have a retarded door, is your house inbred?

Ask for her opinion on what she saw, preferably at the dinnertable so she doesn't feel creeped out.

it's a pretty standard door dude, always had this kind

you'll be fine but thanks for the lulz

I think your door has autism.

Just act like it never happened....

should have locked the door fucking idiot

>Not learning the first two times
Kek

this thread is getting seriously hilarious

OP furiously having to defend that his door needs a key, what the fuck guys come on

Bro, just drop it. I walked in on my brother too, and my sister's walked in on me a couple of times as well. You get over it. You just get on with your day as if nothing happened, and if you feel the need to address the elephant in the room then just say that you'll lock the door next time BUT OH WAIT YOU CANT CUZ YOUR DOOR'S RETARDED

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Try to fuck her

not really it's a tard door and you know it.

Say that to make things even, you've got to catch her masturbating sometime and not to lock her door.

FUCK YOU MY DOOR IS LEGIT

>since i was like 15
So last night, faggot?

It only makes sense.

Guys she just asked if she could come hang with me in my room, she didn't mentioned it and she's chill, I'm still panicking because my tissue is on the floor holy fuck

YEAH ITS LEGIT AUTISTIC

this is a door handle that isn't a downy.

You're 20. You jack off, other people have sex, your sister probably just finished Jilling off too.
Unless she's a child, your only problem is still living with mommy and daddy at 20.

If she IS young, be prepared for a very awkward conversation, but otherwise it's no big deal.

Should have locked your door dipfuck kek.

Go ask her if you can watch her jack off so you two will be even.

Just say "you can't fuckin knock?" and continue normal life. That's it wow

UPDATE: we're just sharing music with each other like everyday, everything is cool, yall can fuck off and can stop fucking dissing my door

I bet that was OPs plan all along.

What the fuck kind of retarded are you? Every fucking door in my house has a key as well. Are you living in Russia or something? The doors lock you in by themselves? Kill yourself.

Is the door locked now?

uh, lots of doors are like that...

Agree. Thats based door knob/lock. OP's shit is like some autistic/asspie combo of door locks.

whats been seen cannot be unseen

guys get a load of OP's door it's pretty autistic amirite?

thx user

How old is the sister?

you have the same tard doors as OP?

Stupid motherfucker. You're that dumbass who gets butt naked just to jerk off ehh? Still have to share computers with the family and don't have your own in your room yet? GLAD you feel convicted now than to commit such a vile sin such as this. Maybe you will get the fuck out of the house more often next time and look for a job instead of sitting on your godamn ass masturbating all day.

The key element is to lock before touching the cock.

Do you need a key to lock the bathroom door too? I just can't wrap my head around how that door is even useful.

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Tell her that since she saw you its only fair that you get to see her masturbating.

yes, why would you lock the bathroom? if the light is on it means there's someone there...

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Wait!? What?! OP tried to fuck his sis thru a door?? Sup Forums is scary some times. Sicko.

she's 24

not all doors lock genius

I'm sure by 24 she's seen worse in her life, it'll probably still be a little awkward but it's not that bad

wait until she's sleeping and jizz in all of her underwear to make her pregnant as payback for watching you masturbate.

Sorry to disrupt conversation gentlemans, I want to build a room in the basement. What kind of door and lock should I use?

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Dude are you autistic?
So if you need a key to lock it on the inside then does that mean people can just unlock it from the outside?
And if you can't unlock it on the outside does that mean that if you lock it then close it from the outside you'll be locked out?