My crappy greentext story of the weekend:

my crappy greentext story of the weekend:

>be student in a film class
>bake a cake because there's a cake in our script
>birthday was on Saturday and we filmed on that day
>ask group if they'd like to stay after filming to eat cake with me bc birthday
>they think I'm joking around about eating it though and say yes
>finish filming and no one wants to stuck around and eat the cake
>also film on Sunday.
>cake still untouched

Pic related. The foil we had on top of the cake ruined the icing

> TL;DR. Eat cake with me Sup Forums?

Yeah man, but I have no cake so I'll just drink some whiskey while you eat.

Here you go

Nice, chocolate + whiskey tastes great, have you got something to drink for yourself?

Shit man, I don't know you and I feel bad

I'm saving this pic for next month. My name is Phil.

It's yellow cake actually haha. The edges of the cake are brown and my kitchen lighting is poor.
I have Miller Light but I'm just drinking Canada Dry for now.
Assuming you live in the US, any reason why you're drinking so early in the day?

If dubs OP cums on cake and eats it

>The foil we had on top of the cake ruined the icing

In the future, stick some tooth picks in the cake and they will keep foil or cling wrap from touching the icing. Then when it's time to cut the cake, you pull the tooth picks out and either leave the tiny holes or use a spoon or knife to kind of smooth them over.

Happy Birthday Phil.

Isn't that brown shit chocolate?
Wrong assumption BTW, I'm an eurofag, but I also drink in the morning because why not? I am a living meme, Wojak-tier.

Hey Phil, it sucks that your classmates didn't want your cake.

May I have a piece?

well

happy birthday phil
sorry youre anti social or whatever your reason is

Happy early birthday, Phil

Happy birthday, op. I'd have a slice with ya.

Nein it is yellow.

I should've clarified. My name is not Phil. A character in the video is named Phil.

Maybe you give off such a creep vibe that they were suspicious you put pubes in it or some shit

Sorry to hear that OP. Happy birthday

YO op pass me a slice will you

You two can share a plate

Yo fuckers Happy BIRTHDAY give me DAH cake pls I want a big one

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Just for you

Will do. Thanks!

Just made me remember the most epic birthday thread I ever was in.
Dude was named Phil.
Awesome anons gave him timestamped tits.
An user from his city went out to drink a beer with him.

>mfw I just realized that was 6 years ago

Get me a piece of cake.
Happy Birthday you fucker.

Happy Birthday OP! :)

That's pretty neat. Just curious, but do you recall the town that Phil lived in? (Or was it like a nameless cow town? That's what I live in)

Happy bday Phil! Count me in for a slice

Oaaaaahhhhhhg thx my sis wish you à happy birthday too and she want à pièce of cake too if it's possible :3

I recall it quite good because I'm the user from his city.
It was Tübingen in germany.
Thanks for the cake.

Here you faggots go

Nice dubs. Sehr toll!

My bad. I'm a faggot

This is the saddest thread I've seen in a while.
Write "ur an fgt" on mine please.

Das war klar. Wenn hier jemand Eurofag schreibt, meint er Deutsch.
Wo kommst du her?
Vielleicht beschert der Zufall dir ja auch ein Bierchen mit einer anderen Schwuchtel.

Checked. Damn, that was a twist. Good on you for sharing a brew with him.

That had me confused at first. Happy birthday OP

It was great for me too. I moved out of the City but I still meet Phil sometimes. Went on Sup Forums, won a friend. How things turn out sometimes.

Faggot
Ich komme aus Cincinnati, Ohio (USA) aber jetzt wohne ich in nord westlich Indiana für Uni. Ich studierte deutsch in high school und undergraduate college.
Dass wurde sehr toll sein (that would be cool?), wenn ich nach deutschland gehen in der Zukunft!

>stuck around

Happy birthday lad

Cake is always good.
Get me a piece. Perfect after that pizza

nice cooking skills dude :D

Write "I

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Whoop. I'm a faggot

friend doesn't even know my birthday is but his brother knows...

Happy birthday man. Also your story makes me feel. Cheers.

You two have the last pieces.

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Hell yeah Harper ass dog

Mildly enthusiastic Birthday OP! Oh, and don't get cancer too soon, i guess :*

I would have stayed with you OP.
The cake looks great btw.

To be fair, I told you Happy Birthday at like 12:30 am

Go to bed Jacob. You're like 150 miles away you can eat it anyway

Thanks everyone for eating cake with me over the internet.
I've moved everyone's pieces into my crappy baking pan, and will fondly remember your posts as I eat the pieces or throw them out

Nah man, Phil is cool, Happy birthday man, not a fan of cake but I'll have a slice

You may have empty pan. Cake is gone now.
And thanks!

Happy birthday, you silly cunt.

Ooooh :( okay, a pan is good.

Happy birthday pal x

Happy birthday sir.

Lemme get some cake brisket


happy birthday

whoops didntvread the empty pan part

Alles Gute Phil! :)

...did you eat that whole cake by yourself, Phil?
No wonder nobody wants to hang around you while you eat, you're probably about 400 pounds.

No. Refer to I'll probably eat a little today and tomorrow. Then in garbage it goes.

Now I feel like an asshole.

It's all cool bro. We all are.

Happy b-day OP :) i would eat cake with you

happy birthday man... hope you have a much better one next year