SUICIDE SQUAD RT LIVE THREAD 3

rottentomatoes.com/m/suicide_squad_2016/

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More like Suicide Watch.

POST YFW

>>>>>>>>>>>>DC

Reminder

Video Games = "entertainment" sensibility = autism.

This is predominantly an art board (the "entertainment" shit that is constantly being discussed here is a result of crossposters from pleb boards like Sup Forums and Sup Forums)

True cinema = art which is the opposite to autism and in turn the opposite to video games.

The sensibilities resulting in video game appreciation are diametrically opposed to the appreciation of cinema as "art". Videogames/autism/"entertainment" are the reason for capeshit.

JUST

Reminder that WB owns part of RT.

>making movies so bad even your own review site rates them poorly

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotten_Tomatoes

FIRST FOR EVANS

can these faggots make one good movie?

Okay but
>complain about Harley Quinn's short shorts and her getting wet
>talk about how there's too much "male gaze"
>"objectification"
>"triggering"
>more buzzwords
>fresh score to Ghostbusters
Why do we care about RT again?

my mom is freaking right now

FIRST BVS AND NOW SUICIDEWATCH

HOW CAN THEY EVER RECOVER

>i shill for reddit82 keeps exposing himself
I can't stop laughing
almost as funny as that fucking boxxysan retard messing up

>I have no idea how rotten tomatoes works

fucking retard

>Bland, boring, and sometimes borderline incoherent.
>David Ayer's super-villain team-up is dull, uninspired, and perhaps worst of all, forgettable.

Wow, let me go out and pay to see this movie right away! As if being capeshit wasn't enough reason to stay away in the first place.

What's this about rotten reviews being taken down?

Shhhhh just let us shitpost in peace faggot stop ruining the fun

youtu.be/O4vbMv9gbmM

Whose career will this one ruin?

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Suicide Watch on suicide watch

ITS GOING UP ITS GOING UP

APOLOGIZE

APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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67% RT score tomorrow
screencap this

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> As a genuine DC fan this is mfw
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

Nice try, DCuck.

At least learn how RT work before you post, man.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I hope Margot Robbie will be barefoot a lot in this movie

I feel genuinely bad for our DC bros. They deserved at least 1 good movie and this actually did look rather promising that I was looking forward to watching it myself, minus the cringy Joker parts.

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Confirmed capekino.
I was afraid the RT nu-males and SJEs would like it.

TRIGGERED

trips confirm.

I just read the reviews, it sounds like a feminist congregation.

>38%

AHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S GOING UP
IT'S OVER MARVEL IS FINISHED!

True cinema is real life

>DC

>MOS - Dog shit
>Bvs - Dog shit
>Killing Joke - Dog shit
>Suicide Squad - Dog shit

Will they ever recover?

vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/08/suicide-squad-review

>If you can believe it, Suicide Squad is even worse than Fantastic Four.

user, just let me have some fun, alright?

What did he mean by this?

this is accurate

Honestly, I don't even care anymore. It's just proof that Disney is blatantly bribing RT and the rest of the movie reviewing crowd by sabotaging DC/Warner Bros. As a DC fan, Rotten Tomatoes isn't the sole indicator of a film's quality.

And one more thing for you marvel faggots who take enjoyment in the failure of others. When Wonder Woman is a success and Justice League afterwards, we'll be on an even playing field with you guys yet again. And all it'll take will be 2 movies.

Can Bin Al-Fliq save DC and bring forth true capekino?

Shut up faggot

Nobody wants any of your shit cape films in cinema mavel or DC

Usually the shill sites report early and then the sites that don't give a fuck star reporting over the next couple days.

Back to 29%

Maybe someone finally saw that "triggered, sexist, diversity" weren't valid arguments to use in a critic.

Never before have I witnessed destruction of this scale.
DCucks BTFO.

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See

Now I'm genuinely interested to watch it.

i seriously thought this would be the one, where we could laugh at all the marvel shills.

>Suicide Squad is... okay. Robbie and Smith are good but the rest of the movie kind of meh. loud music, no plot, horrible villains. ...

>... The film isn't nearly as fun and colorful as the marketing, and don't go if you're expecting The Joker to be in more than 10 min.

>triggered by Harley's pants
jesus christ

jesus

WE RATM NOW

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.MAYBE SUICIDE SQUAT WILL BE KINO ?

>It's just proof that Disney is blatantly bribing RT
You surely don't know how RT work, don't you? And WB own RT if you dunno.

>I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GADGET

Gamesradar:
>it can be argued that Suicide Squad puts gender issues back by 30 years
>offensive costume

>will smith

easy

this was his last hope

Let's get this shit started:

>DC
>WB

That's a really out there quote, Ayer.

Borderline offensive, like getting a tramp stamp.

>no plot, horrible villains

Did any of the trailers show what the plot was and who the villains were? Is the Joker the villain or is he just a side villain?

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Worse than Paul Blart Mall Cop

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>When Wonder Woman is a success and Justice League afterwards

there's not enough Evans in the world to laugh at this

Okay guys i know we don't dwell in the arts of meme magic very often, but we have to break it out and try and save dc.

>Movie Review: Suicide Squad Is Chaotic, Manic, and a Total Mess
io9.gizmodo.com/movie-review-suicide-squad-is-as-messy-and-weird-as-th-1784666704?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_twitter&utm_source=gizmodo_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow#_ga=1.72611344.2013195729.1428361501

>It stops at 35%
Is that it? A decent 35?

It's a shame there aren't more people like this on here any more, this board has literally turned into IMDB

>movie with shit trailers turns out to be shit

Woah, really?

>>it can be argued that Suicide Squad puts gender issues back by 30 years
>>offensive costume
Are they all faggots?

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FORGIVE ME FOR MY WRONGS I HAVE JUST BEGUN

But he's actually defending it

>Gamesradar:
>>it can be argued that Suicide Squad puts gender issues back by 30 years
>>offensive costume

this is really weird for a gamersite

Same score as The Room

Any reviews mention Katana? If she's in for less than 45 minutes I'm not even watching.

>DECENT

ohnononononononono

How do the DC heads not realise that the directors are the problem yet?

DC IS DEAD. BURY IT!

>31%

>zack synder creates capekino
>warner bros dumbs down suicide squad and made croc a talking meme

if you are afraid of taking risks then i guess just start copying marvel.

An actual """"FRESH"""" review

>every positive review says the strong females BTFO everyone else

this is the movie ghostbusters should have been

NICE TO METCHAA

>being this retarded

Apparently he's a side character, with little screen time after they cut a bunch of his scenes out.

He's just after Harley, while the Squad is on a mission to stop Enchantress.

bruh lookat dis dood

>36% now

IT'S ALL GOING UP FROM HERE

Daily reminder that the only good capeshit movie was the dark knight.
Daily reminder that all marvcuck movies have interchangeable predictable story lines that only children respond positively too.
Daily reminder that the best meme ever produced came from a DC movie.

It's not fair, this was supposed to be OUR destruction of Marvel faggots

I posted so much how this was going to end Marvel for good, I followed all the news about the movie I was so excited to have my comeuppance. It's just not fair. It's not fair.

Offensive costume.

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I feel like I'm gonna throw up. I can't do this again guys. I just can't

Fuck off Zack

DC will be saved if they boot you

At least realize that they could order certain reviews and reviewers to be removed you morons. I didn't say the critics are owned by WB.