What is objectively the best dog breed?

What is objectively the best dog breed?

nigger

Wolf

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Your mum

Get it?

Because shes a bitch.

Kek.

mutts

Labradors

smart(ish), good temperament, will defend you, barks at people trying to break in, big enough to be intimidating when angry, does stupid stuff which makes you laugh.

Unless you're some edge lord katana wielding faggot, like this faggot , or you need a dog for a specific purpose then it's perfect.

This....


I was dreading having to explain why labs are... thanks

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Dobermann. No contest. Smart stronk loyal and awesome looking.

Boxers have the most awesome personalities of any dogs I've ever been around.

Best at what?

Smelling things? Beagle.
Running fast? Saluki
Running far? Alaskan Husky
Being smart? Border Collie
Being fucking annoying? Aussie Heeler
Relentless anal fucking? Rottweiler
Being a spaz? Jack Russel Terrier
Being high maintenance and pretty? Irish Setter

dumbest fuckin post of the day goes tooooooooo

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Mechanically inclined canine /k/ompanion or Mick

I have had 4 boxers, all were great dogs. Long puppyhood but great dogs

Satan speaks

Holy frick. If I get a shop someday I'm gonna stock it with gopher puppers and they'll be the toolboxes.

oh no
its retarded

Nice trips wrench doggo

Labradors for sure! I had a yellow lab called Winston from when I was 8-17. That dog was ny dawg. Really miss him, am 28 now but still think about that doggo on almost a daily basis, he was the best doggo one could ask for. RIP Winston.

and he says ARF ARF isn't he cute

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What breed is best at fucking a woman?

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You, for being a fucking retard and asking a for an objective answer that is either subjective or too general to be objective.

Go sit on a red hot poker.

Hell yeah man. Even when they're old and arthritic, they still keep their puppy spirit. They're fun as hell to have in your life.

Autism-o.

Burrito doges

This is the answer, boxers for sure.

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is this reddit's spiciest new meme?

I like Akitas

>What is objectively the best dog breed?
Dogs suck. You should get a lizard like gif related.

Besto pesto puppet dupp

Pug

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Don't know why I laughed to this shit

I felt the same when i saved it..

pitbull
loyal
playful
intelligent

German Shepherd is god tier

Awwwww so cute

I was hoping somebody would post this. Its such a good example of human/dog relations

>pitbull
Those aren't actually dogs, they're just a species of goat.

Nothing out of germany is any good, except some cars and a selection of beers.

A Beagle

get the american pitbull terrier looks like a dog and is awesome