Got home from class and found this in my backyard. Keys were under the seat

Got home from class and found this in my backyard. Keys were under the seat.

666 or 1313 decide what I do with it.

jizz on it.

convert it into a tank, destroy city

put ass over exhaust, turn ignition

drive it into ur living room

Destroy all the houses

KILLDOZER PT. 2

Kill yourself in front of it

demolish your house, demand answers from whoever left it there
profit$

Killdozer 2.0?

convert into tank,

run over cops.

even better.

Lick on the seat

Rek sum shit

Haha faggot my head-brain thought of it first, lrn2 have quicker mind-thoughts get rekt

sit in the bucket and jerk off

>Raise the digging arm thing as high as you can.
>Hang yourself from it.
It will be so funny XD!!!

SHOVE IT DEEP IN A GIRL'S PUSSY.

Turn it on then fuck the exhaust pipe

>mfw americans call the super scooper "the bucket"

stick dick in exhaust, turn on ignition

Drive it to nearby building site / road works, whatever, and start digging shit. Act like you're working.

flip a car with it

Take it a drive in theater.

i'm from Canada you kEk, and i messed up, it's a dirt slurper

no insert exhaust into anus

>666 or 1313
Not worth it nigger go fuck yourself

Smash the disbelievers in the name of Allah and his almighty prophet Mohammed.

just drive around slowly blocking traffic and making an ass of yourself.

kill your pet with it

Trash the nearest car you can find with it.

Trash a cop car

Re roll

>Super scooper
> Not retarded

Jokes on them, boys!

shit on the seat

Dig a nice hole then drive the thing into the hole and get it nice and stuck.

Drive it through the house.

Take a shit in the seat.

shit on the roof

Dig yourself that pool you always wanted

Use it to dig a hole big enough to fit it in,then drive it in the hole, then cover it up with a shovel and good ol' muscle power

this

Fuck it

Make sure it turns on. Those things can be fucky

Become the king of the feral cat within your neighborhood. Train them to recognize you and your vehicle as one; king feline. Command them. Operate them through consciousness. Bring them to a church after feeding 80+ sick cats laxatives.

Just drive it into some bushes and hide it. Then sell it when they stop looking for it.

poop on the seat and stick the keys in the poop.

...

This

Killdozer 2.0

jizz on the seat and leave

Drive it into the nearest body of water

Make new visually similar key, but different enough that it won't work. Put new one back under seat.

Drive it to the super market and leave it there.

GO FOR A JOY RIDE AND DIG A HOLE

Park it in a handicap zone. That will show those fuckers.

Killdozer!!!

Rewire the controls so up is down, left is right etc

Drive it into neighbors living room.


Sounds fun to me!

>Dig Big Ass hole in front yard.
>Fill the hole with water.
>Swim in you free swimming pool.
>Pics or didn't happen.
>Do the right thing OP.
>DO IT.

drive over a child

make ramen and pour over seat, take photo for proof

build your dreams with it....

reroll

Cruise around town and pick up bitches, or crush some watermelon, or an old tv or something. tie a rope to the controls and lay flat under it and run over your own legs.

rollerino

use it to destroy the closest object to your left

Drive naked to a local fast food chain and order some food.

jack off and cum all over the controls

Boy, I can't wait for someone to hit the lucky numero.

this

Drive it into the nearest body ofat water. Spray paint Irish need not apply on the roof and side

Ain't shit gonna happen cause by the time it does, the truck'll be returned to it's fucking owner, you cocksucking baiter. Tell you what, though, if get, stick that motherfucker up your ass.

rolllll

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

run into a house. your choice which

run grandma over

So fuckin' close brah

Kelldozer 2.0

dig up dirt, cover up several nearby cars with the dirt, use the bucket to crush the windows of the cars

tape up pictures from this thread on the windows

Sit in the seat and turn it on. Then fucking killyourslf.

Cover the inside in peanut butter

Keep it. Stay there until they come back to get it and claim it is yours since it is on your property. Then sell it.

This

Roll

Burn it

Free money is good money.

Take a shit and hide it under the seat

drive into house

use it as a kill dozer and try beat marvin heemeirs record, he did an estimated 7 million(probably more like 10 million adjusted for inflation) dollars worth of damage before going full an hero. Without composite armor you wont have nearly as long as he did to do damage but if you're smart about where you hit first it shouldnt be too hard to beat it in the 30 minutes it takes the police to get there. You can surrender if you want, unless you want to die.

try to move a car with it

drive it into your neighbor's house

Fucking this
Also checked

Reroll for winrar kek will delvr

checked.

Leave it alone

Fuck it's tail pipe with motor funning and livestream that Shit.

ffs trips but no cigar. Forgot pic too.

Drive it to a strip club and pick up bitches

Fuck it in the exhaust