So I just got my first smartphone at 28

So I just got my first smartphone at 28.

What should I do with it?

Also dubs chose my first desktop pic that I'll keep one month
trips six months
and quads an entire year.

:)

Test its sturdiness by dropping it from increasing heights

Sit on it and spin faggot

your "desktop pic" will be your penis and you should go to 4+Sup Forums

I kind of trust those who had plenty of material and tested it before me. It supposedly should resist a 6 feet drop.
Nope :/

Kill yourself, bourgeois, before we slit your throat.

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there definitely should be blood there.

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not if hes dead

why would you cut the tip of a dead man ? and why would you autopsy a man that way, all dressed up? and by cutting the tip of his duck going through the zipper?

Ahh, too bad, that would have been ok.

Give it a quick charge by placing it in the microwave for 3 minutes on High.

i never said he was dead
but he is

>What should I do with it?
The is Sup Forums, you already know the answer is "Put it in your pooper".

Drop it from 5 feet 11 inches and when it breaks ask for a refund.

>First smarthphone
>Desktop pic

pretty shit phone fam

can i do this?

yeah, the only phone you should have is a treo

Is that the CAT phone that has a FLIR camera?

It is
what's treo?

Looks like they cut it with something extremely sharp and hot so it cauterized as it cut.

Oh. Now that you say it, it looks well done.

That's awesome. Also dub trip combo checked.

Rolling for FLIR pic of asshole (OP or grillfriend) for wallpaper

a cellphone that runs palmos

tbh palmos is the only way to go, it's so easy to use never locks up and boot in less than 15 secs

Are you kindding me ? It's fucking RAW

What's your trade OP?

Rolling for this.

Ah, fuck, should have played.

That's pretty cool, no actual use in my line of work ( stage lightning ) but well, I chose it for the sturdiness.

Quads get

Ah, too bad, 6 away from a six month deal.

as I said, I work as a stage hand and optionnal lighting designer

Function over form, good man. My phone is less than top quality but I bought it because it's waterproof and I work in a kitchen, comes in handy.