Why is Shitaly such a laughable country?

Why is Shitaly such a laughable country?

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I'd take Italy over Brazil any time.

>not one, not two but 12 COUNT EM 12 BATTLES OF IZONZO

EAT
THE
MAGGOT
FAGGOT

>Luigi
They should have used Mario.

And then who won? :3

2 World wars
4 World cups

>switch sides

shitalians are scum

>switch sides
>win the war

>Belligerents: Italy, UK, France, Czechoslovak Legion, US
>Result: Decisive Italian victory
What did they mean by this?

it doesn't count if you change sides

stay mad lebbo cunt

italy is complete shit. even its citizens are going to germany for better living standards

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fucking wop giuseppe subhumans

>Lose to Ethiopians

How did the Romans become so shit at warfare?

It must be in their genes. I learnt how incompetent they are after reading A Farewell To Arms at age 13

Italy is one of the best countries in the world

>Romans

kek

TE

Enjoying Germany, Gianni?

Romans used to send entire legions and not few idiots against a nation.

I wish I was american

>Romans

Everything about Italy is beaitiful
>beatiful cities
>beatiful beaches
>beatiful language
>beatiful women
>beatiful cuisine
>beatiful music

shitalians are incompetent in every thing

>says as even more shitalians apply for green cards

*beautiful

>when the 2 autistic kids are fighting

holy shit what's up with all this italophobia on this autistic site recently?

Remember you dirty fucks, we basically gave you civilization, now go back to your caverns or roll in the mud or whatever you filthy shits do

WE

>The Austrian empire had to literally cease to exist for the Italians to beat it.

This. More history on one square inch of land than the entire new world.

WUZ

CAESARZ

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I can imagine you typing with one hand and making this gesture with other hand

AVE

We should make this man minister for foreign relations.

>implying we don't type with both our hands like that