Fluffy thread attempt #2
Fluffy thread attempt #2
Gabriel Carter
Christian Morris
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Jeremiah Jones
Getting this out of the way early
Elijah Walker
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Jace Collins
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Oliver Hernandez
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Adam Martinez
Wtf is this shit?? You people are sick fuckos, you know that?
Tyler Jackson
>on Sup Forums
>calling kettle black
Go back to your track threads timmy
Bentley Turner
then don't view the thread if you don't like it? Nobody is forcing you to stay and watch
Jack Wood
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Isaac Howard
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Owen Rogers
Actually, I am, a la Clockwork Orange.
Bentley Cooper
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Brandon Ward
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Juan Morris
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Ryder Hill
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Joseph Howard
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Jose Bell
people asking for explanations are just trolls user, just post fluffs and ignore any questions or insults
William Powell
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Caleb Garcia
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Jack Torres
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Easton Ramirez
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Evan Rodriguez
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Hudson Collins
bump
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Luis Turner
kek
Nathaniel Smith
Kweh.
Jackson Rivera
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Thomas Turner
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Juan Reyes
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Nicholas Wilson
this is awesome
Robert Lee
...fuck they have a use now
Leo Parker
one of my personal favorites here
Jason Nelson
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Dominic Sullivan
THEY TOOK OUR JOBS
Carson Nelson
Well, if you like that one, here's another that's similar.
Eli Gutierrez
DEH TURK UR JURBS
Noah Ortiz
makes you wonder how often they'd have to replace that fluffy due to people punting it off the chair
Jayden Cooper
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Cameron Reyes
I think a month or two back somebody did a green text story based off of the Walmart greeter fluffy. I think I might have saved it but it was pretty good. I'll see if I can find it.
Jose Sanders
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Jose Russell
Had a dream last night that a friend's kid owned a couple of fluffies, and I couldn't do anything to them because they didn't belong to me. Wanted to fuck with the little things so badly. Woke up just as one of them pissed on the floor and was gonna be punished. Just an awful start to an otherwise awful day.
Easton Gutierrez
that sounds awesome
Lucas Reed
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Jaxson Sanchez
Hi fluffy thread lets post some shit
Jordan Reed
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Colton Anderson
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Carson Collins
Well... shit, I thought I had saved it. I guess not.
How's about I post another one I saved. It's based off this picture.
Bubbles the Fluffy:
>See that pink poofball laying next to me on the couch?
>That's Bubbles, my new fluffy mare. I'd been going through a rough time in my life; stress from work, stress from my relationship and such. My doctor recommended that I buy a therapy pet to help me relax.
>Keeping in mind that I sometimes have violent anger issues, he also recommended that I not invest in any normal pet. This is why I picked up Bubbles from the local animal shelter. Nobody would either care or miss her if I suddenly decided to slam her body repeatedly into the wall or started cutting her up with a meat cleaver.
>Therapy pet, stress ball and punching bag; all in one. Who knew?
Angel Young
Like, Yukkuris are literally the same godamn thing. Also I had a nightmare once that seemed very similar to this.
>Be 3
>Mom has those old style My little Pony's (She wanted one because her father never got her one)
>She shows the weird as fuck vid to me.
>Get nightmare of an old My Little Pony (Strangely similar to those fluffies)
>She's flying over a river that has a city backdrop
>Flies through a thicket of bushes and loses everything except her head
>Mildy disgruntled look on her face
>End of dream
What the fuck? Was I fucking destined to see this damn page?
Jason Brown
follow up?
Oliver Rivera
Chocolate rain nnnn
Nathaniel Lewis
was just posted today
hope that faggot does more though
Jaxon Smith
>I'd had Bubbles for about a week when it happened. We were out on a lunch date when my girlfriend of two years told me it was either marriage or she would leave me. I told her that it wasn't a good time for us to jump into such a commitment. I knew she was fucking around behind my back anyway and would continue to do so married or not. Since when have you ever seen a ring plug a hole?
>Needless to say, she left me then and there.
>Because of this, I may not have been in the best mental state when I arrived back at work. I may have snapped out on my boss and I may have aired some dirty laundry in front of the whole office.
>Needless to say, I got fired.
>So then, my dear readers, can you imagine how I felt when I arrived home and the only thing there to greet me was that pink little floofball?
>My first instinct was to kick her. Why was she so fucking happy? What the Jesus fuck was so great about her day that she could just smile and giggle and be happy to see me?
>But I didn't kick her.
Jace Cooper
>Instead, I went grocery shopping. Nothing fancy. Just some cheap spaghetti and generic store brand sauce. I made enough for both of us.
>Watching Bubbles eat, I understood why I didn't kick her. Here was a creature that relied totally on ~me~. She trusted me to not kick her. She needed me to feed her and to clean up after her. She needed my company when she was alone and she needed my comfort when she was scared. She gave me structure in my life. Structure that I could rebuild from when times got shitty as they were now.
>Why am I telling you guys this story? It's because Bubbles passed away recently. I selected a nice Colorado Blue Spruce from the local nursery to mark her grave as is the fashion among fluffy owners nowadays.
>I guess...I guess I just wanted someone else to know that Bubbles was alive and that she helped me through a very rough time. Fluffies aren't all the destructive little hellgremlins that you see on the news; ravaging people's yards and gardens. Sometimes they can be a positive influence as well.
>Thank you all for listening.
Aaron Ross
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Jacob Butler
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Robert Brooks
>Be me
>Own fluffy
>Would never hurt her in a thousand years
>Though when she is bad she gets visits
>Visits from my "Brother"
>My brother is just me in a fake mustache
>Fluffy can't tell the difference
>She makes bad poopies and my "Brother" comes in and sorry sticks her within an inch of her life
>Sometimes I even piss on her when I'm done
>I come back in the room 5 seconds after the beating and she treats me like a god for telling my "Brother" to go away
And that's the story of how I get to abuse my fluffy and have it still love me in the end.
Landon Martin
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Tyler Watson
Well, the Mexicans stole those jobs so...
Matthew Butler
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Caleb Campbell
ah the power drill lobotomy! another one of my favorites!
Michael Ward
Where is the chocobro? I have a question for him
Parker Johnson
Kek
Wyatt Wilson
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Levi Price
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Carson Davis
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Brayden Martin
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Andrew Turner
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Michael Barnes
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Samuel White
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William Thomas
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Gavin Cox
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Ian Williams
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Elijah James
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Logan Cook
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Jonathan Miller
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Camden Bailey
lol
Isaac Brown
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Nolan Reyes
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Carson Cooper
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Sebastian Hall
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David King
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Juan Harris
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Jackson Scott
god damn i wish fluffies were real
Zachary Lopez
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Jaxon Reed
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Dylan Foster
>uvver daddeh's waff
Jesus fucking christ, make it legible, but baby talk you retard.
Jacob Perez
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Blake Adams
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Nicholas Cook
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Angel Bennett
I scrolled past yet another shitpost of a fucking thread, then had to back track and find it again just to point out something to your autistic fucking pea you call a brain inside your thick skull.
When you have to start labeling stupid useless garbage like this as "attempt # x" I think it really means it's time to stop the fucking shitposting. No one obviously gives a flying fuck you simple fucking mongoloid. These threads are fucking cancer. Just my two cents worth of input. Sage, etc.
Andrew Gray
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Alexander Hall
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Justin Garcia
I'm not the artist, dipshit.
Lincoln Mitchell
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Dylan James
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Noah Brooks
Wow, Sup Forums giving posting advice to Sup Forums - the shit eating its own shit.
Logan Wilson
its not even that hard to read.
Brody Edwards
stay awhile and enjoy the suffering!
Brayden Wright
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Josiah Howard
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