/cric/ - Australia vs South Africa 3rd Test

South Africa 9/259d
Australia 0/14 (12 ov)

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I punched myself in the head before and it was like getting a little bit high for free

Love Octillery 2bh

>tfw no holly gf
fuck im just so lonely at night lads on the verge of tears typing this it all just feels so empty

nice blog

Very cool Pokemon. Should be more popular.

Is that knes?

just fall in love with a prozzy mate

What about the comedown from that sunset lads? I'm still recovering. Just in awe

i went and rooted a tinder slag after a 2 year hiatus

reminded me that theyre worthless hey

felt good to remember why i stopped fucking with girls

post seel or ponyta pls

Yeah i've never had sex for that same reason

bloody broads amirite

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meme

nah its just that when im in bed at night im always remind that theres room for one more it just makes me a sadboy you know need some real connection going with someone feel like a zombie just waiting to die

you know the thing about falling for a prostitute is that i am so lazy that my whole life expected women to just fall into my lap (sometimes they used to when i was younger) and this time she literally did
couldnt have been any easier
it all just turned to shit though after the initial hard part of asking her out
what a mistake that was

LADS QUICK SUNSET REPLAYS ON CHANNEL 9 OUTRO NOW

AH FUCK IT
I ALREADY TURNED OFF THE TV

FUCKING CUNTS I WILL NEVER GET TO SEE A SUNSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ded thred

why am i always itchy?

The reason you should retire your trip, Memesprouter, is because you keep running away from me like a pussy, man the fuck up and come fight me already, fuck sakes

just got in lads, few comments

nevill shills btfo
did they figure out if dual pussies' declaration deliberately meant warner couldn't open or just bad luck?
renshaw looked decent

imagine living in a shithole like seth efrika lmao

I said 5 reasons.

This is just butthurt.

wondering if i should risk it and play some vidya with my stitches in

dubs and i ask her to marry me

Warner not batting tonight was unironically good for the side. Faggot would've got a meaningless 32(28) and left >us one down over night

>32 runs closer to victory
>meaningless

t. ceo of the renegades

this Tbh, he is part of the problem with the >our collapsing

I have been asking you for this since you tried to appear as macho in the /rug/ threads, and every single time you just try to avoid it, are you scared or something lad?

Dubs and I ask her to marry me

>jusd blaying his najural game

I hate this meme

>Commentators shitting on Smith.
Who should captain the side over that tard, boys? Give Starc or Warner a trundle?

really makes you think

u jelly poorfags?

literally Wade

So you earn ~50k after tax per year?

Hmmm

t. Mrs DOHHHHHH NOOIIIIICCEEEE GAZZZZZZZ

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cute af

Bailey should unironically be recalled just so he can captain.

>Bowler
>Captain

Was Benaud the last one? Not counting Best Waugh.

wagecunt

Not as impressive as the sunset m8

This is for my boy, AMS.

>Waugh
>an allrounder
love this revisionist meme

I unironically earn more than that and I am in Africa, kys for being useless

>you now remember when everyone thought Wankush was AMS shitposting with a proxy

really just want to be pounded in my big white ass lads

Reminder

theaustralian.com.au/news/steve-smith-hailed-as-new-steve-waugh/story-fn67x5v8-1226022773940

>when poorcunt third worlders get triggered by your enormous salary

waugh was an all-rounder when he was first selected

he was a pure bat by the time he became captain though, pretty sure it he fucked his back and was unable to bowl nearly as much

Cameron White

*does an early morning poo*

youtube.com/watch?v=Vdqkyy6GHCc

Anyone here in IT in Australia?
I looked at online articles regarding industry standard, and it seemed somewhat dispersed to me. If there are any here, what sort of figures you pulling through?

A place offered me $7500-$8500 pm.
Is this any good?
Can you live off this easily enough?

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>ywn be Alex Jones
Why live?

I am 100% straight but I feel like my round ass needs dick.

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I live off $880 a month

>Can you live off this easily enough?
yes

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Why don't they celebrate Christmas in Germany?

Me too. Piss easy and kinda comfy desu

>he doesn't get $540 a fortnight from Centrelink
KEK

Underage detected.

Holy shit, Lyon got a wicket? That must be a typo

>he didnt have kids just so he could get the parent payment

laughing at all you scrubs

kek

Can you claim it if the child is your wifes son?

I bet you thought you were funny and original as you typed this

I bet you thought you were funny and original as you typed this

>replying to neo ams

I bet you thought you were funny and original as you typed this

I'll bet you think this post is about you

DSP masterrace?

Legitimate question in all honesty.

Can you claim additional financial support for yourself if your de facto partner has a child?

Shouldn't you know this, aren't you studying law, faggot?

How do I become a /cric/ personality? What should be my gimmick?

Do you know that different countries often have different laws?

your going to have to use a different flag for that.

my only tip is start slowly, and never reply back to anyone whilst you are gimmicking

you need severe autism

Indian NEET

pooing in a loo

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I bet you thought you were funny and original as you typed this

Post high quality and informative content like myself.

This is just sad

>tfw poverty has cured my alcoholism because i can't afford it

Becoming a /cric/ poosonality is unironically a full time job. Hardly worth it.

A real alcoholic would find a way.

You gave up on the only thing you're good at. If you can afford internet you can afford a goon sack.

Now go look under the couch for drinking money.

i know, i used to drink off change for 10 years. I unironically don't have more that 2 dollars most days. My internet costs 10 dollars a month

how can you be so poor?

I'm worried about the future of cricket lads.. if we don't spread it to a more global audience it could be dead within our lifetimes for good

I love crime fiction lads