Why aren't you dating an Australian girl?
Why aren't you dating an Australian girl?
because fuck 6000 mile drives
Because i'm not a lesbian
kangaroos are scary sometimes
They talk weird
They don't make those where I live
I only want to feel inferior in the bedroom, not 24/7.
TEXAS
They're a bunch of shitcunts
They're always talking about dingos eating their babies
yeah hold up lemme just drive across the ocean.
also, i prefer asian girls.
>Australian girl
every female in Australia is either an immigrant, a dyke or an sjw land whale. I'd rather fuck a kangaroo or become a faggot
Why aren't you dating a Mexican Girl?
i don't do long distance. their accent is sexy tho
Well as an aussie I can tell you aussie chicks are stuck up moles. I have a spanish grill she is minto
>the rules
Because I'm a neckbeard? I was gonna get in deep with a Kiwi girl till she showed up on my doorstep with a nigger in tow.
yeah they're stuck up if you're a basement dwelling neckbeard.
Because they are dumbcunts.
Their accents shit me to tears.
They will take you for everything while not giving equally.
They are whinny bitches (especially the young ones.)
They often fuck everything except for you, cheat cheat and cheat and when they do fuck you they try to trick you into getting them pregnant.
and did I mention their annoying accents.
Trips and my future girl will be Australian
Don't leave me cold, probability.
AYY YU WAN FUK ME IN THA RIPPA MATE? GIVE ME CUNT A STABBIN WILL YA
Rerolling
Please. Rerolling
2d girls are better
:'(
I'm gonna kill myself now because forever alone
Because I literally can't into dating a girl.
loser
OI COME 'ER YA CUNT, I'LL WHISPER TO YA WILLIE
tits or GTFO
someone post pic of Olivia Newton John
Rolling for you to be my girlfriend. Dubs and your trapped
Going for trips
Kek maybe you didnt read my post properly, my gf is worth a dozen slutty aus girls
Why aren't you dating a Jamaican girl?
top kek
Because I don't find anything about this to be attractive.
Racist!
why am i not dating anyone.
probably because im autistic as fuck
dont sjw this
Cause Im not a fan of the stink of marijuana
source for this image why are there so many different ones
Abbos are straight up neanderthals, not sure how anyone can see it any other way
As an australian i find literally any other culture more interesting than bogans.
I am.
why?
I am absolutely fascinated by abos. If there are any actual Aussies lurking here, please tell some stories. I've never met one, probably because I doubt any of them have ever set foot on American soil, but I love hearing about them.
what is there to be fascinated by user?
>abos
the fuck is that
Coz i married her
Just their crazy antics, man.
Australian aboriginals, honestly look like a completely different breed of human
>transperth ftw
butler line represent
midland line present, it's gotta be an inside job
pretty much this
The monsters in that hell hole already ate her.