Why aren't you dating an Australian girl?

Why aren't you dating an Australian girl?

because fuck 6000 mile drives

Because i'm not a lesbian

kangaroos are scary sometimes

They talk weird

They don't make those where I live

I only want to feel inferior in the bedroom, not 24/7.

TEXAS

They're a bunch of shitcunts

They're always talking about dingos eating their babies

yeah hold up lemme just drive across the ocean.


also, i prefer asian girls.

>Australian girl

every female in Australia is either an immigrant, a dyke or an sjw land whale. I'd rather fuck a kangaroo or become a faggot

Why aren't you dating a Mexican Girl?

i don't do long distance. their accent is sexy tho

Well as an aussie I can tell you aussie chicks are stuck up moles. I have a spanish grill she is minto

>the rules

Because I'm a neckbeard? I was gonna get in deep with a Kiwi girl till she showed up on my doorstep with a nigger in tow.

yeah they're stuck up if you're a basement dwelling neckbeard.

Because they are dumbcunts.
Their accents shit me to tears.
They will take you for everything while not giving equally.
They are whinny bitches (especially the young ones.)
They often fuck everything except for you, cheat cheat and cheat and when they do fuck you they try to trick you into getting them pregnant.

and did I mention their annoying accents.

Trips and my future girl will be Australian

Don't leave me cold, probability.

AYY YU WAN FUK ME IN THA RIPPA MATE? GIVE ME CUNT A STABBIN WILL YA

Rerolling

Please. Rerolling

2d girls are better

:'(

I'm gonna kill myself now because forever alone

Because I literally can't into dating a girl.

loser

OI COME 'ER YA CUNT, I'LL WHISPER TO YA WILLIE

tits or GTFO

someone post pic of Olivia Newton John

Rolling for you to be my girlfriend. Dubs and your trapped

Going for trips

Kek maybe you didnt read my post properly, my gf is worth a dozen slutty aus girls

Why aren't you dating a Jamaican girl?

top kek

Because I don't find anything about this to be attractive.

Racist!

why am i not dating anyone.
probably because im autistic as fuck

dont sjw this

Cause Im not a fan of the stink of marijuana

source for this image why are there so many different ones

Abbos are straight up neanderthals, not sure how anyone can see it any other way

As an australian i find literally any other culture more interesting than bogans.

I am.
why?

I am absolutely fascinated by abos. If there are any actual Aussies lurking here, please tell some stories. I've never met one, probably because I doubt any of them have ever set foot on American soil, but I love hearing about them.

what is there to be fascinated by user?

>abos
the fuck is that

Coz i married her

Just their crazy antics, man.

Australian aboriginals, honestly look like a completely different breed of human

>transperth ftw

butler line represent

midland line present, it's gotta be an inside job

pretty much this

The monsters in that hell hole already ate her.