Official Minnesota Vikings - Detroit Lions Pre-Game/Game Thread #1

Starts in 1 bong 15 bings

>Vikings inactives
Heinicke QB
Diggs WR
Newman CB
Sherels CB
Rashod Hill T
Floyd DT
Weatherly DE

>Lions
Rudock QB
Forsett RB
Carey SS
Levy OLB
Dahl OG
Lucas OT
Thornton DT

first for Tate 2 td's

>no levy

Dammit, it was too much to hope he would be back so soon

Go loins

>Diggs out
>sherels out again
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Get ready to eat golden taint again

Frist for Dallas having the better time slot

What is a good stream for this?

>not waiting until late afternoon to build the hunger so you can gorge yourself

Are you even american

Who eats at 1pm? I've always had thanksgiving DINNER during the cowgirls timeslot.

Retards.

This

>Bradford joins Vikings
>everybody jokes about him getting injured
>gets his shit pushed in every week but has stayed healthy
>literally every player around him gets injured instead

he's not coming back

happy thanksgiving from the best division in football. i'll be watching this game waiting for the main course.

>dallass burritos in thread
rip thread

(you)

Hes practicing shut up dumbass

And have a happy Thanksgiving!

CHI

Is that altered mirror reality Staford?

Don't Worry lads i'll mostly be talking to my cousins hoping to get drunk and watch the game in peace while my uncles argue politics.

But for real it's a good matchup, all the games are good today for once in a blue moon

Practicing isn't playing. He isn't coming back, ever.

The best division is the AFC West cupcake but you guys are second

Then why would the team let him practice? What possible source do you have other than your ass?

From a pure combined record wise, you might be right.

But the eye test doesn't fair good for the the Raiders and Chiefs, both of who had pretty awful performances against shit teams last week.

Also our worst team is much better than yours

It's all a contract game. He says he's suffering from CTE. He's not coming back.

reference mens health interview.

CTE is a meme

Obviously people have been playing through "CTE" since the beginning of sports

>tfw no turkey hats with qt at the stadium

How the fuck are the lions even good this year? Their defense is trash, their running backs are literally worst in the NBA, one of the worst offenses lines, and they are still 6-4 how?

>tfw Eagles fan
>tfw have to root for the Cowboys so the Eagles have a better chance for a wild card

This is hell.

>24 mil for Curt Cousins
Literally wtf

This is worse than Flacco levels

2 words

MEGA TRON

>tfw picked up Kyle Rudolph for my fantasy team since he's projected to have a great game

LETS GO MIN

How much would a Thanksgiving dinner cost at the stadium?

far away from this land I must go

WHAT TIME DOES THE GAME START??

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you mean the guy who is RETIRED?

10 min?

But he doesn't want to and he's not going to.

Based Matty better win this for da loins

Damn it I want to see Aretha singing the Anthem. I'm afraid gamepass europe doesn't show the Anthem, does it?

they are the tallest midiget in the circus,the other teams they played are were shorter.

are you fucking retarded?

>Stefon Diggs not being there is a big loss for Matthew Stafford
cowher, what?

Shame he's throwing away his families future then

>Who is Stafford?

>lions struggled against vikings last time
>were losing against the fucking jasg until the last few minutes
this is gonna be an ugly game

He a dummy. CBS fucking sucks. I want Thanksgiving Cleetus.

HAPPY THXGIVING EVERYONE

MAY YOUR TURKEY BE GRAVY

Do the Lions always play at 12:30? I've noticed the past couple of years that they usually play early on thanksgiving.

We've trailed every game this season so you should be used to this now

HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO TYPE IN NFL.COM AND LOOK

JESUS CHRIST YOU FUCKING APES

yes thanksgiving games always start at 12:30 for us

That's why he's playing the contract game he wants to get every thing he can get out of it, but he has millions already.

Wew lad calm down, it's thanksgiving

they're just trash so they are in the shit slot lmao

Vikings win by 2 td

i know bro :(

>detroit
>the city is on fire
Good

Who /stuckinthecar/ here?

>highlighting cordarelle patterson for the minnesota offense
lmao

Was that Don Was narrating that thanksgiving Detroit speech thing?

FIRST PLACE LIONS BABY

i thought she was dead desu

Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners are always in the afternoon in my family.

"Dinner" is just the largest meal of the day; it used to be lunch before the Industrial Revolution. "Supper" is the evening meal.

just start the game

not for long

>Aretha is sitting during the anthem
Wow

>Urethra

wonder what black half time we get this year

>uretha franklin

AREETHAAAAA

Where the hell did they find her in 2016

>willingly living in Detroit

wew my lads

thank you jesus

this 10 minute anthem

30 min anthem incoming. Jesus christ black people get it otgether.

She doesn't make many appearances these days. I'm shocked they got her to sing.

Oh for fucks sake get on with the game

>3 hours later

>urethra

>nigger anthems

No thanks

with that slur of hers im surprised they got her too

She's pretty old and she's playing the piano

>this ''''''''''''''''''''anthem''''''''''''''''''''

So this is why my cable tv box says the game starts at 12 lmao

This is actually the worst National Anthem singing I've ever heard

She looks good for 74

what the legit fuck lmao

>this anthem

WTF I WANT TO GET TO THE COMMERCIALS

>fucking around with the national anthem
can u not

She has a really great voice T B H

>Urethra Franklin

>10 minute-long national anthem

She sounds pretty good for someone who doesn't know where they are

What in the fuck

We don't wanna hear these scratchy coon-tunes.

Get to the FUCKING game

this is fucking bullshit

who is this nigger

holy FUCK IT'S STILL GOING ON