Man Ure vs Feyenoord Pre Match Thread 1

Who's ready to see Man United lose to the mighty Feyenoord tonight?

Kick off 8.05pm GMT

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Pula Pagbo

Palu P'goba

im ready

Lol at United's season thus far. They are genuinely the only team I despise and have Ill wishes for.

>man ure
its 6:30 lad why hasn't mummy tucked in for bed yet

special dispensation for the biggest european game of the yeah la

watching NFL today, but will be keeping track of the score, if Man U is losing and I get English commentators I will watch it for the butthurt

Hoping for more comedy

>mfw dirkie wins one for da noord

feyenoord? didn't they play some fene-fairies last time or something?

sorry, it's hard to keep up with all the rabble in the EUROPA LEAUGE AHAHAHAHAHJAHJAHAHAJHAJAJAHAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>poogba
>mfw some at redcafe call him a bargain

Loving the ABU tears lads

>18 (eighteen) Etienne Capoues for >pogba

didn't know leaves could be vegetables

>I came to Manchester to create

>1.9 key passes per match
>20 possession losses per match
>0 assists
What did he mean by this?

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wow lads

Translation?

WEW
E
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They're not wrong though

It's kind of difficult to translate it directly but roughly translated they're chanting
>a dick needs to go in there

The dutch banter is in form

>cloggniggers

Not even once.

Shall I watch the second half or The Apprentice?

Is /Alana/ our girl, lads?

Oh please, like we'd ever lose to these shit cunts.

I really hate that United games are now conflicting with the Apprentice. Watching it with brit/tv/ has been the best part of the retards this season.

I really hope Paul fucks off soon.

lets just make this the apprentice thread lad

Jessica's /ourgirl/. Weird as fuck.

Apprentice on iPlayer for me

Alana or that Irish one

both are fucking beautiful

>Jessica's /ourgirl/.
Nah, lad. Nahhhh.....

the accent and weirdness puts me off her


she's visually attractive as tho

Give me some visuals lad.

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Thanks, she looks a tad bit crazy.

poorinho looks so miserable and drained

Can we talk about Arsenal's tying goal being exclusively Marcus Tapford's fault?

>a striker, i.e. not a left back
>on the pitch for 88 minutes
>against a fresh Ox
done

Pulisic would've defended it.

Don't make excuses for him. He tried to stand Chamberlain up and tackle him. All he had to do was follow him down the line.

P O O B A G
O
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nou nou nou if it isn't poonited!

Michael Owen is such a creepy, weird little cunt. Genuine psychopath IMO.

who else is feeling confident?

>BT Sport's commentary
Shan't be listening to this

Rppney grew a beard?
What is he trying to say?

>BREATHE THE PRESHA
Mkhitaryan is playing
will he have a nervous breakdown?

Van Bronckhorst to sub himself on and score a 40 yard blooter

>romero
>rooney

i remember that one, beautiful.

>Van Bronckhorst doing anything other than breaking ankles

Poobag

>Punished Rooney

WORLD CLASS

>Mickey mouse unironically starting

>Robbie Savage on commentary

I fucking loath this cunt

>Poogbad

He showed his youth and lack of defending capabilities, if you play with kids it's inevitable.

>poogber

SLIPPY-POG

>customers will unironically say pogba is world class

PUNCTURED BICYCLE

>what's the mata

Good thread

Rooney's looking thinner.

He's finally lost that summer weight he ALWAYS puts on the fat cunt

>United are officially out of the Europa League if they lose here

>£90million for a skinny Charlie Murphy lookalike

Just did a double take.

Mkhitaryan is actually playing?

WHAT THE FUCK!?

My wisdom teeth are making another push forward, lads.

Fucking painful.

Please happen
Dubs wills it

I'd rather have him than Owen Hargreaves

>benny hill theme starts playing

Mine came in with no issues. Lucky I guess.

I've been a customer of Manchester United ever since I heard that world class players like Zlatan and Pogba were signed by perhaps one of the greatest managers of all time. I bought the new Man United kit to support my favorite player of all time, ZLATAN. But so far I'm really disappointed in this team. They've really let me down. I'm going to start looking for a new team soon if things don't turn around.

Who Sup ForumsBU here

Feyenoord will win.

Literally everyone. Literally.

>ruining GOAT Mkhi's great move

Fuck off Rooney.

You should start suppprting the Royal Madrids lad

...

Except me

>tfw had false teeth by 18
not through poor dental care i must add

i like this post, this is a good post

what happened to your teeth?

This

My grandmother was Italian actually. So yes, I guess.

Dubs and Mickey Tarrian scores the winner

>mouyes

checkedycheck yoself

not even dubs can make that happen

Alexei lalas talks like a scientologist.

We excited for The Apprentice tonight, lads

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god I hate awful fake white teeth

Dubs and Feyenoord wins 0-1 by an own goal from Blind

No, in the sense that I'm stuck watching this shit instead.

was van laal unironically better than mouyes?

...

>Alan Sugar is still doing a stale mid-noughties TV show that Donald Trump gave up on years ago

>le expensive slippydeslide man

Apprentice on the TV, Europashit on the laptop.

That's me.