Kirby just ate you! What power did he get?
Kirby just ate you! What power did he get?
Parker Moore
Luke Gray
Irritable bowl syndrome
Ethan Miller
kirby is now black
Robert King
Kirby now steals bikes
Kevin Stewart
Std
Jackson Richardson
Kirby can now proficiently dance on a lifeguard stand.
Ethan Martinez
Chronic masturbation
Asher Richardson
depression
Jose Russell
crushing depression
Jace Ward
a fucking cold
what an idiot
Nathan Cruz
morbid obesity.
Jack Thompson
The ability to stay awake until he gets hallucinations (so around three days)
Kayden Adams
alcoholism and anger issues. winning?
Alexander Long
He is now a hairy 6'5 nigger hater
Blake Sullivan
He can now jump walls and fences
Landon White
Autism
Logan Gonzalez
Depression and Suicidal Thoughts
Parker Lee
Perpetual anxiety
Xavier Murphy
Me too.
Also depression
Anthony Cook
Homosexuality
Levi Brown
Furry fetish
Oliver Cox
Kerby now has an opiate dependence
Landon Johnson
topkek
Jordan Bell
Premature Ejaculation
John Gomez
Depression
Elijah Jones
Crippling Depression
Jose Robinson
Kirby is now a depressed nigger.
Nolan Ross
Kirby's turns to stone and falls all the way to the bottom of the screen
Jayden Parker
The power to get dubz
Isaac Kelly
alcoholism
Jackson Price
Racism and mediocre guitar skills
Zachary Turner
The power to not get dubs.
Cooper Price
The ability to manipulate teenage girls with severe daddy issues.
>A gift and a curse...
Jeremiah Rogers
Autism
Nathan Turner
>all these Facebook maymay faggots
Jesus
Tyler Davis
Hepatitis
Mason Hall
god your powers are all just depressing and ilnesses. Atleast he gets a 10 inch cock from me poyo
Carter Gomez
kirby has a dick now that's for sure
Nathan Reed
Kirby gains the power of just enough awareness to determine his problems but not enough to fix any of them.......
Jackson Reyes
Kirby gets mild Autism
Jack Campbell
Kek, Diphillia
David Long
A scat fetish
Joshua Cooper
A 1" penis
Ian Morgan
Did someone say scat?
Elijah Russell
:(
Carter Myers
Existential nihilism
Caleb Gutierrez
He get Nazism
Nathaniel Martinez
Crippling depression
Josiah Ross
Obsession with celebs he will never have a chance with and sick dance moves.
Landon Nelson
Kirby is now an edgy fag
Nicholas Long
Blitzkrieg!
Austin Russell
ADD
Michael Gray
Kirby now has two days to live.
Jonathan Smith
God i wish that was me
Andrew Garcia
compulsive masturbation
Benjamin Moore
kirby now has the incredible power of poisoning everything he touches. good luck fagget. you are going to die alone
Anthony Moore
Anxiety and depression
Jordan Roberts
The power of disappointing his parents
Ryder Bailey
The ability to quote Shrek 2, word for word, including the songs.
Isaac Torres
The ability to overload his brain by overthibking simple interactions with women
Christopher Johnson
HA HA kirby, now you're a neurotic cyborg enjoy:/
Christian Cooper
crippling arthritis