Minnesota Vikings vs. Detroit Lions Gamethread #3

refball edition

first for cowboys killing redskins as a thanksgiving reenactment

Things that couldn't run through the Vikings' O-line:
Adrian Peterson
Caterpillar bulldozer
Freight Train
9/11
Comet
God himself

Whoever wins this game wins the division right?

Or at least if the vikings lose they have basically no shot.

Who /doesn't like turkey that much/ here?

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lets hope this is the comfy thread

reminder that people actually thought the vikings were super bowl contenders

Why does the referees hate the vikings?

not quite as simple as that, but yeah it'd be highly unlikely that whoever wins this loses the division

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dubs for truth.

if turkey wasn't just a meme meat, people would make it more than one day a year

>he bought into the "Vikings are elite" meme when they were 5-0
>tfw to intelligent to fall for the Vikings meme

because the vikings are undisciplined

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Dak would throw 500 yards against Both these defenses

>Feet tattoos
Dropped

this game went to shit after the 1st q

singles and lions will give up the lead

GOD DAMMIT SP

STOP GIVING BONERS

WITH FAMILY

>Vikings fans in charge of evaluating good teams
>B-BUT MUH DEFUNSE

>HE'S NOT DRUNK YET

GET WITH THE PROGRAM

How old is too old to still be living at home

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Am I supposed to eat the turkey skin? Fuck it YOLO

Veggies are better for you. And these game threads move too fast.

men your taste is shit

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Stafford wants to get another 4th comeback win

stop trying to prove hes good if he actually was cowfags wouldn't try to convince people in a thread about two other teams

>people are honestly mad that the pistons are moving into the city
neck yourselves whoever you are

>hot cousin coming over
i love thanksgiving

17 years and 364 days

an adult's an adult, faggot

go figure out the real world

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Because for a Midwestern progressive market they sure love their nignogs. Seriously, I bet they draft a qb this next year and I guarantee he will be black

>#3

40

Much better

why are the pistons moving away from auburn hills?

I guess thats what happens when property values are plummeting ans you can build wherever you want

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Dallas is the real Big D, Detroit is more like The F lol

SACKED
A
C
K
E
D

barrrrrrrrrr

whos this cum drum

Dan Gilbert is turning downtown detroit into his personal project

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Married or when you can afford your own property. Renting is for retards

Depends how expensive real estate is in your city. Only rural bumfucks can move out at 18.

I want a new job. Please.

>Dallas
>not a shithole

who decided the lions' patchwork jersey looked good?

>this second half

Some random broad who had a kid, but then couldnt get all of the baby fat back off.

>Tfw 24
Don't worry, I'm sending soon

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>buying property
Did you not learn anything from the housing crash?

The Dallas suburbs are the nicest in the nation

I WANT A FOOTBALL SANTA!

kelsey gramers voice is so comfy

GOODNESS

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I'll be turning 26 in January and still live at home

Doesn't seem that bad. Don't have to work or go to school so I just hang out all day.

i know nothing about detroit apart from it being a shithole, but i didn't know it was that bad.

Who is this Martin Scores Easy's Wolf of Ball Skeet?

Depends
Back in the 70s?
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Today?
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wew

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Kek

>Tfw picking at food on the table before it's time to eat

My stepson's mom is getting pissed.

>one of the richest cities in the country
>shithole

We already did this faggot

i put this in google but didn't get any results similar to that pic are you sure you have the right name

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I swear to fucking god if I have to listen to that stupid ass Watchdogs commercial with that fucking horrendous JayZ song I will kill someone

>Amy Schumer

I want a green card.

That sounds like a shithole to me in all honesty.

how does Amy Schumer get even fatter every year

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>this defense
i hate you all so much

Who is this fluid druid/semen demon?

good play

Because you're a poor faggot.

Watching Vikings offense vs Detoilet defense is like watching old people fucking :(

>that monkey noise
Why?

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I don't think midgets are attractive

>hehe user i got a burger and fries for thanksgiving instead!

Detroit being a shithole is a meme.

What the fuck even is a "Viking"?

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niggers

That is my fetish

why don't teams wear throwbacks on thanksgiving anymore it really hurts the comfyness of the games

Awful, just awful. Stop posting

good to be alive right about now

it's a meme you dip