Soccer

>soccer
most popular sport for women, minorities, poorfags, and manlets
>football, hockey, basketball, baseball
most popular sport for alpha males, rich people, whites, and tall people

>inb4 fatty, >america, etc
You cannot deny these facts. Simply put Soccer is a sport for people with low social standing or anyone who is not a successful white male.

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I see more Americans obsessed with soccer than there are non-americans here,did someone hit a nerve?

>Singapore

You're literally proving my point.

>football
>basketball
>most popular sports for whites
0.1/10 because I replied

agree OP, american't athletes are far superior.

>soccer
>football

It's the same thing you dumbass

>whites being good at football or basketball

are Americans really salty about the faxt that the world thinks that their sports are irrelevant? Geez

I agree. We have athletes at both ends of the spectrum, imagine if this guy punched you in the face.

imagine if this guy was sitting on your face

BIG MUSCULAR MEN IN SKIN TIGHT PANTS BIG MUSCULAR MEN IN SKIN TIGHT PANTS BIG MUSCULAR MEN IN SKIN TIGHT PANTS BIG MUSCULAR MEN IN SKIN TIGHT PANTS

YES

Imagine if this guy stole your lifesavings of 15 pesos. Would you be able to get it back?
Fun fact, those fatasses you keep posting are probably in better shape than you. They can run fast as fuck.

what did you mean by this?

What did you mean by this?

keep dreaming Arthur Martinez, would beat the shit out of any american with my dick tied behind my back.

You probably get a lot of dick behind you, fucking faggot.

>ameritards getting BTFO'd

>get touched and intentionally flop to draw a penalty writhing in pain
>get angry and cry to the refs even more when opposing players expose his acting

>north hemispherefags
Disgusting.

Why the concern? Are you worried your country is not good enough at football (real football)?

Oh wait
>american football, basketball, baseball
>white people

inb4 7x1 and nerman diving ;~|

ps the best sports are those that allow non pirilveged ppl to win
look at judo, a sport created by manlets but thats so entertaining because the best body doesnt necessarily win
look at football where the best country in the world (we :DD) has all the skin colors, poor ppl have nothing to live for so they put all their skills in the game that makes it beutful XD

It has nothing to with beating up wives or killing dogs. American football isn't popular anywhere else because its fundamentally a sport with low activity and high downtime. Its appeal is very strongly linked to the culture and symbolism of America. The NFL log isn't white, red and blue with stars on it by accident.
Time for a relevant copy-pasta from /r/sports on the topic:
Faking injuries in the NFL is a time-honored method of stopping the momentum of an opponent and giving your own team a much-needed breather. It's like calling a timeout in basketball when the other team is on a big run. Since football doesn't have the luxury of all those silly 20-second timeouts, the 20-second timeout has become the phantom hamstring tweak.
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NFL superstar and Hall of Fame player Brian Urlacher:
"We had a guy who was the designated dive guy," Urlacher said, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.
Urlacher went on to say that a Bears coach would simulate the diving motion a swimmer makes with his arms, and the player designated as the dive guy "would get hurt."
Urlacher said the team wasn't coached on how to fake injuries but said the practice was part of the Bears' game plan.
espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/story/_/id/9634085/brian-urlacher-admits-chicago-bears-faked-some-injuries
As they say if nobody is trying to cheat in a competition, its not a very important competition.
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>Americans actually believe the NFL has no diving

...

>posting a list of links

nobody will watch this, dood, not even with your dubs

only in your dreams Dick Rider.

HOW WILL AMERIFATS RECOVER FROM THIS ONE????

then here's just the first

soccer absolutely REKT

>all these third world flags flocking to defend soccer

how can american deal with so much gayness?!

Oh wow,you surely showed us again how superior american sport is! Thank you,I never saw this post before and the links you posted were very interesting.

>having to photoshop pictures to prove a point

Here's an uneditted soccer faggot.

>americans ""invent"" a game where you use your hands and an egg
>they're so retarded they call it football

>a third-worlder gets hurt by comments discussing how poor he is and how much his life sucks

>photoshop


the damage control increases

Kek fucking fat Amerilard talking to me huh!? I would fucking rekt you like fatty meatball you're. Would pound you a little bit thinner so you would be get through a door with your fat ass!!

Enjoy your commercials fucking carderobe!

I we failed to qualify for the wc so s bunch of "we don't care" faggots need to show how much we don't care

>shirtless males playing with their shirts off to stay cool is somehow gayer than a soccer player grabbing another guy's dick

welll said miguel, grab'hem by the boypussy.

I'm only 165 pounds, I'm not fat you impoverished spic.

spain getting triggered hard

Ebin!

>sticking your hand in a man's ass for four hours and 60K people applaude you isn't gay at all.

thanks!

>slurping semen as a sport isn't gay at all

Either you actually just wasted an hour on Thanksgiving day posting this, or its a copy paste with actively updated links.

Either way this is how mad you are

>watching 4 hours of people hitting a ball with a stick and running
Maybe if you did some exercise while watching your boreball you'd be less fat piggie

>posting the same person

Unlike you, I have loads of material

Maybe if you weren't too busy dying of hunger you could be fat :^)

amerifats, what's the best part of american football to you?


wearing spandex or bending over in front of another man?

You're not eliminated from the WC qualification yet, amerisharts. Stop with the damage control.

>posting the same person


I could literally post every NFL player in here but the thread would colapse and hit the image limit.

The big piles of large black men

Its just a coincidence, probably because Sup Forums is full of more -boos than the general population (ameriboos, germaboos, angloboos, and so on) so every american that is a -boo for pretty much any country but Japan would probably be into soccer as an extension of that -boo.

I say not Japan because their most popular sports by leaps and bounds is baseball

What did soccer mean by this?

>Its the edgy amerilard nfl ball edition

>amerifats mad because they can't into the most popular sport

top jaj

>third-worlder has no reply about being poor

top poor

MANLET DETECTED

>implying we care about native american genocide day

Why are you answering if you're not mad? Need time away hiding from the family?

I love watching handegg because Im a scared little white boi who wants strong muscular big black men to fuck me in the ass like they do with our women. God i love being american and proud of being a type 2 diabetic at the ripe age of 12!

>Soccer popular among minorities
>The most played sport in history
It really makes you ponder

>today is just a normal day for me so it's less sad I wasted an hour on one post

At least have a you, lad, I know you need it.

Gud1 m8, now go back to the table and pretend that this notification is your long distance girlfriend messaging you, maybe you can still convince grandma you're not a queer.

>yuropeen """""""""""athletes"""""""""""""

>American athletes

>football, hockey, basketball, baseball
>muh world champions

Ameriblubbers getting BTFO

You have to go back

>basketball
>whites

I realize a half white quasi manlet chucked the ever loving shit of the league, but come on.

>imagine if this guy punched you in the face.
You're not supposed to punch anyone in football. This guy would get a red card and likely a 5-matches suspension

>he doesnt use Sup Forums X

Football is joining soccer at this rate. Thanks Kaep

This thread is very fucking gay

Friendly reminder yurobros that the obese groid in yoga pants that you're laughing at can do the thirty yard whizz in .04 seconds and has a vertical hurl of 12 metres. You cannot comprehend how athletic he truly is.

It's the anus staring that does it m8

>this thread
Cancer personified

Lmao this is even more embarrassing. Alpha male they said

>Yuropoors BTFO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY TOO POOR TO PLAY OUR SPORTS!

>Americlap mad no women watch sport with them

>P-please watch our """"""sports"""""""

>being a wagecuck and not living in a jobless futuristic socialist utopia where we are all rich
lmao I literally just wiped my ass with 500€

t. Shemale

>this thread

Thanks Obama

Why are Americans so goddamn poor?

You would die from playing soccer fat boy

they are saving money to make bricks.

Why did the poor German making less than us call us poor?

Why did the underdeveloped American citing irrelevant GDP data call us poor?

>muh per capita

when will you faggots understand that we don't care in how much shit the country is that we got it made, enjoy your inflated medical bills and your non-existant paid vacations.

>using HDI which accounts for subjective values in social issues instead of pure economical information

Topkek, kys you stupid nazi.

>The HDI, from which the IHDI derives, is a composite statistic of life expectancy, education, and per capita income indicators, which are used to rank countries into four tiers of human development.

literally nothing to do with "subjective social issues"

>"-b-but w-we're no.1, I-i swear, m-my daddy t-told me when we last ate at mcdonalds"

lel, accept reality m8
you've been lied to your entire life

>look mom, I can use Wikipedia and know how to copy and paste!
I can do that too, here's actual reasoning to why HDI is flawed based on a research journal, not Wikipedia.

> A more serious criticism of the HDI is the weighting of each rank order of the country by 1/3 and summing the weighted ranking of the 3 indicators. The flaw here is the problem of application of ratio scales on ordinal magnitudes. The rank correlation coefficient between real GDP/capita and life expectancy, real GDP/capita and literacy; and literacy and life expectancy are .90, .80, and .89, respectively. HDI is also correlated with GDP/capita (.87). Composite indexes are not sensitive to variability in components or the imbalance in components, e.g., a country with low means but high literacy. The goal should continue to be to develop a conceptually and methodologically acceptable summary measure. It is suggested that a necessary component is economic development. Countries may be ranked according to their level of economic development in order to measure their achievements in human development.

that criticism only really affects poor countries as it overvalues poor countries with high literacy rates for example

in any case, simply using GDP stats for the measurement of a country's well-being is beyond ridiculous

ITT: yurocucks getting BTFO

>mfw

it's retarded because if you isolated certain states they would BTFO even Norway. Massachusetts has a larger population than Norway and is home to the best Universities and healthcare in the world, in addition to having massive sectors in the financial and technology industries.

but norway also has better and worse states/regions, so if you would only take their best states, they would BTFO you again

if you would only count the southern states for germany (regions with the highest standard of living next to switzerland) we would probably also beat norway
but the rest of germany, ESPECIALLY eastern germany, is dragging us down

>but norway also has better and worse states/regions, so if you would only take their best states, they would BTFO you again

that's some bullshit quasi-gerrymandering. you could say the same for Mass and its cities and towns

to clarify, you are saying that you can pump up a certain statistic (HDI) on a smaller sample size

bravo

White Americans beat out any other country's white population.

"In 2012, 80% of Germans had no migration background, a further 4% were ethnic German immigrants (from countries such as Russia, Kazakhstan, and Romania). In total, 91.6% of the population is of European background, excluding Turkey (including ethnic Germans from Kazakhstan but excluding ethnic Europeans from other parts of the world, such as the USA)."

Germany is ~90% white, USA is ~60%.

Massachusetts is only 73.7% Non-Hispanic White, and outperforms Norway, which is like Germany, around ~90% white.

Very impressive that America is still #1. The amount of money that is wasted on the black and brown ghetto class in America would bankrupt the entire European continent.

Germany and the other Nazi European states are so shit that they will be in literal ruins by the time their demographics are at that level. They're already running permanent deficits.