/éire/ + /celt/ = /theboys/

I'm commander Shepard and this is my favourite general on the citadel eagrán

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>so busy talking about mass effect on /éire/ that I haven't started the game I just spent 40 quid on

Video games?

Ireland 0-0 Wales

sorry for the coleman injury boyos

>I've never once saved the council in ME1 for example and I don't see why thats such a bad thing.
It's not so much that it's a moral decision in terms of who you save qua saving, it's a decision that has political/diplomatic/military consequences that represent two approaches to putting humans on top.
If you let the council die, you are throwing the other species' political leadership into disarray and letting them sacrifice a great portion of their strength. If you put the humans in harms way to save them, you take a small bit of losses, but you get humanity a lot of respect and prominence within the political system that the other species are entrenched in. Both have their Machiavellian advantages, but it isn't a "paragon" thing to do to sit back while your allies are killed.

Maximum comfy.

I don't get how people can watch soccer when nothing fucking happens ever.

hmm, perhaps you're right user.
perhaps you're right

I usually am.

Male Ryder just comes across as a snide stoner than a psychopath

He's more of a numale than Kaiden.

Kind of an aside, but is there some kind of association between the female PC and lego?

>paying for mass effect andromeda

Lego is often associated with autism.

>tfw my parents had to force me to stop spending all my christmas & birthday money on lego

I was never sure whether I liked Kaidan or not. Usually save him on Virmire though.

>letting Ashley die
>not staying loyal to Ashley in me2
>not getting back with Ashley in me3

>tfw fucked Ashley before it

I never romanced that slag

>slag
>qt racist christian conservative

Has there been an edit of the miscarriage comic with the pair of them in it?

Miranda best waifu.
She's literally man-ish but less mannish than Ashley, especially in ME3.

Kelly Chambers is most QT though. Shame she brought animal STDs on board.

Is she Christian? I know she's religious. I just assumed she was a deist or something.

Also wouldn't call her racist, she just is a bit embarrassed over her father's surrender

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>curry thunder
Mate of mine stepped in that outside a restaurant in Mumbai once.

I think bioware refused to renew his contract or something.

I don't plan on buying either but I still choose the left.

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irish lads are welcome x

thank god

Thread dead?

seems so

because you manchildren were talking about computer games

What would you rather talk about grandad?

should we talk about getting drunk with the lads like normalfags?

putting my willy into frogweebs bum

HAHA LADS AT THE PUB WITH THE LADS WATCHING THE MATCH

BIT OF BANTER GOING ON IN THE SMOKING AREA

GREAT CRAIC I TELL YOU HWAT

then you're hardly in a position to look down on anyone, bender

who's drinking tonight

tea aye

Frogweeb's bottom is a top-tier discussion point to be fairly honest with you.

frogweeb is pure

Pure slag.

pure faggot

tfw no frog gf

just had a wank to some british late night tv live cams

feel a bit shit tbH

waheyy

>late night tv live cams
What?

there's a few channels on sky that have them

Was it softcore or disgusting shit.

You mean those babestation type channels with the girls on the phones? Finding one with their tits out is great.

ye

they get their tits out late at night but no vagoo

find myself less attracted to vaginas by the day

softcore, can't really fap to much else

answer me

>they get their tits out late at night
Depends on the channel, some are in knickers all night. Though I'm not really that familiar with them.

Yes.

>find myself less attracted to vaginas by the day
They're functional organs above all, the aesthetics reflect that.

>softcore, can't really fap to much else
Hardcore stuff is like a drug. It's a high at first but it dulls you and then you have to keep going harder and harder until it's crazy and filthy.
When you think about it, all porn is degenerate.

*begs the question*

nobody is talking to me.

I am watching IRA docus on youtube.

*questions your begging*

emily

underage babestation casuals OUT

Hoor.

Mayo detected.

>implying
softcore is the only acceptable porn

this
hardcore rots your brain

>he actually bought another ME game

It's like you people don't learn after ME3.

I thought you liked ugly autistic slags?

Are Scots who hate English bastards allowed to partake in this thread?

I feel much better about my skin now.

BTFO.

Who is that guy? Why does he hate Nier

>frogweeb returns
>thread stays more or less the same
Typical.

Low blow.

If you want guys want to talk about sodomising me, I'm gonna steer clear of that particular discussion.

Speaking of which, I saw enemas on sale in a pharmacy during the week. I was greatly disturbed by this.

I've seen dildos sold at Dealz.

So anyways let's talk about sodomising frogweeb.

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so tsundere :3

Would women and the gays not be afraid of discount dildos snapping in half while inserted into their anus? Or seeping hazardous chemicals directly into your rectum?

bedtime boyos

If they were capable of making good decisions they wouldn't be women or gays.

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They like that shit.

11/10 post.

I'm staying up late mammy.

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Lads, Trump's presidency is falling apart and the leftists are getting smug again. Don't think I can take 4 years of escalating smugness from them.

some drunk english scumbags just walked by my house shouting and cursing

don't like them

Make sure they don't see you moving the curtains.

just walked past some irish runt's house shouting and cursing

he couldn't handle the banter

The alt-right and the American public should take Trump's implosion as a cue for introspection.
They think it's a battle between good and evil, but it's not even a battle between two teams, just two factions within the same team.

Then who should I be backing in this time of conflict?

Radical Centrists

If you're still interested by politics, support chaos.

Can somebody tell me how mass effect andromeda is please? I can't play it

That's the main reason I supported Trump. That, the memes, and how much hie pissed off Leftists.

Preferring the Democrats over the Republicans (or vice versa) if you're not American is retarded.

Reminder.

a game with great combat,bad graphics,and a meh soundtrack and story

The person who made this picture probably thinks they're hot shit putting on their bright videogame graphic t-shirts.

Is it just as good as the previous games at the least?

I do about half of these and I'm a KHV

But I look straight up, never wear headphones, stand up straight and my gait is OK

I do get anxious and avoid eye contact a lot though, and I walk fast

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What's the point in having sex if I'm always going to look like a virgin?

not at all,game is inferior to the original trilogy

It's eerily accurate. That said, I can "autowalk" without issue.

I'd like to test the hypothesis that a person loses the virgin walk after having sex for the firs time.

>I can "autowalk" without issue.
Which key is it?

>I'd like to test the hypothesis that a person loses the virgin walk after having sex for the firs time.
I volunteer as the male candidate. BRING ME A FEMALE

>It's eerily accurate.
It's called the Barnum effect you imbecile