Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Emma Watson standing there
Wat do???

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Wonder why the bathing suit strap in front wasn't taken care of.

Oh man u just ruined my day op... Ive been envisioning how nice her ass would be since her early teens and if thats a legit pic of it thats so very disappointing

Ok nevermind front makes it an obvious fake disappointment lifted

for some reason i get this feeling that she smells like corn chips

tits look very fake

lol as if it wasnt obvious yet we all know the pics

Kek

wait... you couldnt tell from the first picture?

long-standing joke

No not really but then again im not a big computer guy i dont pay that close of attention

Don't worry user that's a shoop of her leaked pics.
Admittedly from the leaks... her ass isn't great. Not horrible though

Also:
Would take her to spare bedroom (mines too foul) and fuck her doggy style, pussy and ass. No eye contact though.

you mean you're not a internet guy if you haven't seen those

Take pics. Post 'trips for nudes' thread. Never deliver.

Nice if only it was based form the high res original

I'm not a computer guy either but you can tell from the pixels

what does being a computer guy, and looking at porn have to do with any thing?

Long-standing joke number 2. Also, kudos for someone that uses a hyphen when needed. Thanks for not being an uneducated pleb like most of the people here.

Tell her she has the face of an adolescent boy and that Feminism is Egalitarianism for retards.

At least change the mirror image first...

Most overrated female ever.
Well, except Beyonce
Boy body, boy face. Only reason people are so obsessed, is due to it's their childhood crush from HP.

I guess I could see that. Overall, I think she looks pretty average and I'm kinda turned off by most of her agendas. Though, it's nice to see a girl who has some sort of passion about something. Seems like she would make decent enough dating / marriage material. Like, maybe you could eventually train her to be decent in bed.

I have two large dogs and their paws always smell like corn chips...so...you're move.

I'm being naughty! I'm being Naughty!
> fucking over reacting m ods in this fucking place

pretty sure the Castle Doctrine says I can legally rape her if I feel like my life is in danger.
so rape.

story?

"A local man held a feminist attacker at dick point for hours early this morning after she allegedly threatened to tear down the patriarchy. Find out just how long he had to rape her and how you can protect yourself against such threats...tonight at 11."

Kick her out because she isn't even attractive now?

Why hasn't anybody shopped on the tits from her nude video?

And by "her nude video," I OF COURSE mean that video that totally isn't Emma Watson naked in the bathtub even though the exif data proves that it was taken with the same phone as the confirmed leaks and at the same GPS coordinates while wearing jewelry that she was photographed wearing later that day and the naked female in the tub JUST HAPPENS to have an identical distinctive birthmark on her stomach.

Of course.

Pic may or may not be related.

Not her

...video?

rollin'

Google.com

For you

I know. That's why I said OF COURSE it isn't her. Her lawyers wouldn't lie to us.

;)

Pic may or may not be related (who can say for sure?).

>Though, it's nice to see a girl who has some sort of passion about something. Seems like she would make decent enough dating / marriage material.

your virgin is showing

Bitch needs to hit the fucking gym. Shit is soft

>Walk in
>See that
>Turn 360 degrees
>Keep walking

Not quite, I've been married almost 10 yrs. You'll understand when you get older.

post pics of your wife

Nudes please

this is a boys ass that has been photoshopped onto emmas ass so be warned if you fap to this you are fapping to little boy ass

God damn this thread is cringe and when I cringe I can't help but do a little squeel. You fags got me SQUEELIN

you'll eventually bump into her that way, though

Emma Watson New Nude Pics And Videos
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>that url
wat

I say "who the fuck left the basement unlocked again?"

>URL
I believe you

This bitch is so average. I am so sick of you Potterfags obsessing over her.

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better?

Proceed to perform a Cavalry Charge with my 400 Winged Hussars and decimate the room.
youtube.com/watch?v=75zmIj_4LFQ

no sure if these are also fakes, but the right picture looks nice

TY user

have you seen this film?

"the day of the siege?"

Muslims VS Vienna

italian polish film (i saw it in english)

Winged Hussars saved the day

Europe today.gif

Not seen the film yet, but I've read up on the Battle of Vienna a few times.
One of the largest cavalry charges in history.
Ottomans got their arses handed to them on a silver platter lol

omg this video you posted has Scenes from the film

its on NetFlix NOW

The Day of the Siege

and it being a non american film they have good horse scenes

Actual falls

(shitty explosions though, but its Not about those)

Bringing it up just now, Cheers!
Been meaning to watch it for ages just didn't know where i could get it without paying for it (i'm a cheapskate bastard)

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Who needs explosions when you've got the explosive force of 3,000 Winged Hussars followed by 20,000 cavalry?

exactly. I was Glad they used actual
horses instead of fucking pixels. The horses are shown taking fucking faceplants after stepping on caltrops etc.

muslims are routed and commander escapes. he gets it in the end

3D animated movies are shit.

i'd tell her to dress her sorry ass and take that ugly fuckface of hers and gtfo cause my much hotter plate is on her way

have a beer for me, enjoy your rights to drink it thanks to the men who died to save you from islam's bullshit

i want to buy the blueray or 4k when it comes out.

Tell her to get her feminist ass out of there

Noice :D
Gonna get some booze before i watch this.
I feel drunken commentary about how shite the ottomans were throughout the film will be needed

You read my mind friend!
I'm away to get booze just now :D

Another good film is
The battle of Algiers

la battaglia d''Algieri

french get kicked out of algeria

it shows that any occupying force almost always loses against resistance. this is why Europe needs to stay as Non-Muslim as possible.

la battaglia d'Algieri is screened at military institues and &etc.. and Despite this they try to subdue them elsewhere, and allow thousands of them to enter schengen treaty area instead of forcibly holding them just across the border in turkey, or jordan.

fucking muslims started splitting into warring factions as soon as mohammad died.

i'd get down on my knees and gently masturbate on her feet

i want to make an Homage of MST3K with crusader films, etc. this film, lawrence of shitrabia, and world war Z

ooft noice i'll give that a watch at some point too

Here ya go fags. Enjoy

xD

This is a Hussar Discussion/Historic Battles thread now plebeian. Begone with this non-Hussar filth!

literally nobody cares

nice dubs though

Tie her up in my basement and pull her teeth out and hang them over the room. Proceed to keep doing this with body parts until she dies. Also the only thing she can eat is harry potter jelly beans and pickled pigs feet for life.

no- you need to pluck her up in your arms and take three steps towards her mother's bedroom and throw her onto the bed, wink at the friend and say she can watch if she likes, then climb on top of hermione/emma and charm her with your magic wand, breeding her so she has a set of twin white anglo european boys. or maybe ruin her cervix until she relents... then do her friend for good measure as they lay next to each other and play at lesbian kisses until you finish

i realise ive fogotten the epic vola room which is the source of all such good things.
perhaps you could allow us another chance?

you only deserve to suckle at Snape's wand you degenerate.

at the Worst you could breed her, then pierce her hood and nipples with a golden chain and sell her to a motorcyle club in the north somewhere cold and grimy. Im thinking she might like enjoy brushing a few shetland ponies to earn her keep and posing with them on webcam for free on chaturbate

i get stuff here. thanks for the intro to Sabaton.

today B did not suck

Everything I have on Emma

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Kek

You welcome user!
They're a great band :D

Wish I had not seen this.

>tfw you'll never hold Emma Watson at dick point