Character takes sip from obviously empty cup

>character takes sip from obviously empty cup

WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST PUT FUCKING WATER IN THE CUP FOR THE ACTOR TO DRINK

DO THEY THINK I CAN'T TELL IT'S EMPTY?

DO THEY THINK ME STUPID?

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Autism

>Character goes to take a shit
>Doesn't wipe

Union rules

>character orders a beer
>doesn't specify lager or pilsner

>actor gets drunk to play character better

>Character picks up a pistol
>Can't feel that it's unloaded

Its called acting

>character is a scientist
>pours some brightly colored liquid from one test tube into another

>character is in a movie
>has a meaningful and clearly-delineated experience that gives them a new perspective on life

>lab set explodes

>everybody is just covered in soot

>nobody is dead or horribly injured

>character shows a knife on screen
>makes a CLING! sound like if it hit metal

i feel ya

Sound editors fucking kill me
>That SHHHING sound every time a sword is drawn
>Any time a firearm is touched or moved it makes 15 different clicking and clacking sounds like there's loose ball bearings inside it
>Slide / shotgun pump racking sounds when the gun is hardly touched

anyone have the boardwalk empire gif?

>Character is in a shootout
>Doesn't get shot once but manages to take out multiple people

Unforgiven does it well
>Gunfight starts in saloon between Munny and 5-6 guys
>They all panic and wildly just empty their pistols all over the fucking place
>Munny just crouches and calmly picks them off by actually aiming

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>character gets shot
>continues to run around the rest of the movie

Well it's fucking shit acting. When someone hands you a styrofoam cup full of coffee, you don't throw it back to take a sip. In fact you barely have to tilt it. Because it's FULL. Retarded actors clearly don't get this. Also I can tell there's nothing in the cup when the actor is waving the cup around and there's obviously no weight to the cup. They insult our intelligence.

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a pilsner is a lager, or is that the joke?

>Character plays a video game on a modern console
>Controller isn't even fucking on, Actor is just mashing buttons and Atari sounds are playing for some reason

>character is in detention and interrogated
>it ain't me starts playing
I swear if this happens in another movie I quit

Wait, we waste our supply of delicious Houses of Parliament Sauce on American filth, and they're just using it as props in their awful flicks?

Surely this can't be real

>>That SHHHING sound every time a sword is drawn
I have a knife holder in the kitchen and every time I take out a big knife it makes that sound.

>extra screams
>its the same scream in every movie

>anything but stout

It is real. The standards of production on those films were fucking awful.

this

also the """bad guy""" explains this earlier in the movie

I've got bad news for you, Truman.

Oh shit

Name one movie this has ever happened in.

dumb and dumber

>Character gets shot
>"We have to dig out the bullet!"
Why? Same shit with everything else too
>Gets stabbed
>Hours from any proper medical care
>"We need to pull it out!"

Unforigven is a good film

>character gets shot
>is not permanently out of the picture

That's how bullet injuries work. You get shot, you're done.

>"you can't protect me... you can't even protect yourself"

Name two movies this has ever happened in.

Oh god why

>character gets shot
>takes cigar box out of shirt pocket
I don't think that's how bullets work

>Something is thrown off screen
>Stock sound of glass breaking and cat screaming

>Character is getting shot at
>Takes cover behind a particle board table or car door

>go to a bar in your country
>ask for beer
>dude either gives you the town beer or names 2 popular brands for you to choose from

thats what I do,not that farfetched to order a beer

So she was using a salt shaker and they cg'd in a ketchup bottle? Is that what I'm looking at here?

>2 Central Characters Are In A Mexican Standoff
>Bad Guy Looks Like Hes About To Shoot
>MC's Pal Yells From Behind Him "I Wouldnt Do That If I Were You" as he points his pistol to the dudes back

>character smokes weed
>sees pink elephants and rainbows

No, it was a ketchup bottle in the original movie. I guess that's how she squeezes ketchup out.

Bro, I think that's A1, not HP sauce.

Not if you're a real badass.

Thanks, now I'm going to be obsessively watching for this to happen because you (You) so passionately disapprove.

The only example I can think of this is The Naked Gun and that was a joke

>characters chatting online
>letters appear one by one on screen as the other character types them.

Good.

>Two characters are viewing a computer file on separate computers
>One deletes it
>It starts to disappear on the other guy's screen

When I use a knife I make the SHING noise myself. It makes me feel like I'm in the movies

>character takes sip from obviously empty cup
>BIG *SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*

I think she might be casting some kind of a magic ketchup spell actually. It could be part of the story.

Name googolplex flicks where this takes place.

I'll wait.

I laughed harder than I should have

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They don't want the actor to spill it, requiring a possibly lengthy stop for cleanup.

>character gets shot
>bible in breast pocket saves his life

>character downloads a virus
>8-bit skull and crossbones appears and BWAHAHAHA sounds as the computer becomes corrupted

God I hate that trope!

because they're robots

>Film set in UK
>Character is shot
>Koran in breast pocket saves his life

>mfw i unironically started doing this

You get shot on a regular basis?

i was young/paranoid

t. lazy hollywood shill

Put some fucking water in the cup next time.

dumb frogposter

>character gets shot with a bible
>bullet in breast pocket saves his life

>character closes car door by wrapping their hand around the inside of the door frame and pulling it away before the door slams shut

Dumb And Dumber To

Name two where it doesn't

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>character picks up shotgun
>cocks it before checking if there is a loaded shell in the chamber already

>character's daughter brings home a black man
>two days later character and his buddies tie him to the back of their truck and drag him down the interstate
>character cuts a finger off after and leaves it on his daughter's pillow

Cocking a shotgun sounds cool, though. I always cock a shotgun when I pick it up because it makes me feel like an action movie hero

>character takes a SIP of a beer

does anyone ever do this?

Fucking this

Does anyone actually do this IRL?

It is.

And don't call me Shirley.

I think I will start just to spite you

>"dude, *coughs* i dont think this is weed"

>character gets dressed with the t.v. on
>leaves the house without turning the t.v off

>not leaving the tv on while you're out of the house to keep burglars away

I've never seen anyone do it in real life but LOTS of actors do it. It feels like a conspiracy by the ruling elite to try and get us to trap our hands in car doors.

I do too, but whenever a character does it in a movie, it's always some shotgun they just found and they dont know if it is loaded or not

>picking up a gun
>thinking you know if it's loaded or not
>not clearing it every time you pick it up like a responsible person
That's how NDs happen. I don't care if you just got done finger fucking her 2 minutes ago. Clear that shit, nigga.

every bollywood movie ever, on and off camera

I leave mine on boomerang for my dogs.

where do you live? bars in my city are considered garbage if they dont have dozens of beers on tap, microbrews, local brews, hipster shit, etc

oh my god thank you!
i've been thinking about this for decades
it freaked me out everytime i saw that and it was exclusively American movies or series that showed actors closing car doors that way (I mean it's not like it's more convenient, maybe they thought it looked badass because of the additional risk of getting your fingers clipped?)

Adrenaline.

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