My dog died. Wtf do I do?

My dog died. Wtf do I do?

Fuck it

fpbp, do it op

damn thats sad bro

eat it

You're gonna have to dig a hole. And it needs to be bigger than you think.

doogo

copypasta from eons ago
>safe in all fields kill thread

Mail it to Uruguay

i used to think this was just a stupid picture of a living dog laying down, but my dog died right in front of me and he did exactly this. legs extended, lifeless tongue laying on the floor

feelsbadman

kek

>Drop it off at the local asian fast food restaurant for consumption of course.

I know how this goes.

Shovel, blanket, car.
Find a remote place, hope you don't live in a big city.
Bring something to get the smell out of the car after the drive.

Hope you get out of it, I still remember how scared I was when my dog died, I thought they were going to put me in jail if they found the cum.

They'll think you did it.

Leave the country immediately.

Dig a deep hole in your backyard, the vet charges a fortune to cremate him.

That's a Fender amp right?

Stewed Dog (wedding style)

Recipe By : Hong Kong Phooey
Serving Size : 30 Preparation Time :3:00
Categories : Ethnic Philippines

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
3 kg dog meat -- * see note
1 1/2 cups vinegar
60 peppercorns -- crushed
6 tablespoons salt
12 cloves garlic -- crushed
1/2 cup cooking oil
6 cups onion -- sliced
3 cups tomato sauce
10 cups boiling water
6 cups red pepper -- cut into strips
6 pieces bay leaf
1 teaspoon tabasco sauce
1 1/2 cups liver spread -- ** see note
1 whole fresh pineapple -- cut 1/2 inch thick

1. First, kill a medium sized dog, then burn off the fur over a hot fire.
2. Carefully remove the skin while still warm and set aside for later (may be
used in other recpies)
3. Cut meat into 1″ cubes. Marinade meat in mixture of vinegar, peppercorn, salt
and garlic for 2 hours.
4. Fry meat in oil using a large wok over an open fire, then add onions and
chopped pineapple and suate until tender.
5. Pour in tomato sauce and boiling water, add green peper, bay leaf and tobasco.
6. Cover and simmer over warm coals until meat is tender. Blend in liver spread
and cook for additional 5-7 minutes.

* you can substiture lamb for dog. The taste is similar, but not as pungent.
** smooth liver pate will do as well.


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Suggested Wine: San Miguel Beer
Serving Ideas : Rice, naturally.

And that's enough Sup Forums for me today.

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You know what you can eat tomorrow. What did you think about dog pizza?

Jesus

That dog's tongue and gums are red and pink. It's not dead.

christ.

Rape it

jesus christ this is old shit post. fake and gay.

Nice copypasta faggot

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I actually laughed for real. That hardly ever happens on Sup Forums. Well done, user.

>Cut my dog into pieces
>This is my last resort

Yeah I think there are more pictures of the dog standing up and shit. OP is a cocksucking fag.

I love you

what kind of dog? what was his name?

Well it's too late to feed the poor fucking thing.

Abuse the doggo,
Instant death