You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a virgin

You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a virgin

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I'm a virgin

Only virgins feel the need to prove they're not a virgin, virgin.

Butthole is much better than pussy

you have 10 seconds to prove this is a trap

How would you know user?

faggot detected

I don't give a fuck if you think i am or not

Don't be mad, Timothy. You got a penis only a mother could love

Don't be mad susy, you're right. Your mom really did love my dick

your point?

What's wrong with being a faggot? Probably gets laid more than you

Good one Timantha

You really think so?
Or am i really the faggot this time

Little bit but it ok

On Sup Forums we're all faggots

What tits feel like?

Like a bag of sand

anyone notice out of date timestamp

gran ur on like that

4 cereal pls ive seen taht movie

Are you retarded?

your dick is small and i bet it doesn't feel good because i have had plenty of decent dicks before. there

Pooper isnt that sensitive as vagina

Atleast shave your penis so that it can be visibly.

Being virgin in a world full of promiscuous disgusting ppl makes me feel cool tbh :v

You better hopes she stays, OP. With a dick that small

You should also invest in a fucking razor

Gay shit like that is why you're alone

agreed until that last comment, men should stop shaving their shit bald it looks disgusting and child-like and most of you can't even keep the razor bumps away after.

Proof
youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM

Im op's dad

sex is overrated

kek
& misery loves company huh

You're fucking a man in the ass

I'm not single, actually. I just think sex is kinda gross

I'm so miserable with my dick in this girls holes

Got aids and syphilis. Wear condoms

You wouldn't know user

>Not using an electric razor

>prove you aren't a virgin
>on Sup Forums

You'd have better luck dividing by zero.

Tits do not feel like bags of sand .

Virgin confirmation

>fucking
> doing a time stamp to post on a online forum full of retards and virgins
how desperate for approval are you right now, good job buddy, hey here's a secret. Everyone fucks, even your grannie, doesn't really make her that cool right?
inb4 virgin

Since we are giving out tips. Use less commas, virgin.

Still virgin

sex is in the mind, if you feel it's overrated it's probably because you're not into the person you're fucking. or you have a really thin penis.
I used to think sex wasn't that good cause my first time sucked, and even after that I'd agree that masturbation was better.
That is until I fucked a girl that wanted to get choked hard and slapped in the ass, got so into it that I came like a fountain inside her. Best sex I ever had

Can't because I am one and a pathetic POS.

or you know, don't fuck prostitutes

You're not pathetic user. How old?

nah, I stutter in real life, and, I need, to recre,ate it through , text,

I've gotten bored of sex.

This
My gf will be like "knock me up daddy". I cum buckets

Maybe you're just having boring sex user

Exactly, you got to find your kinks.
A recent one I discovered with this girl was forcing me to cum inside her while I "try" to pull out.
That shit feels like I'm in heaven

Your brother is DNA related to me.

It's all the same, except for a few kinks and such. At the end of the day, it's just one way or another to achieve orgasm. Outside of that (and reproduction), sex is pointless.

Because you're trying to achieve orgasm it's boring? user... I think you're clinically depressed

Agreed

No, I just see it for what it is: a tool for reproduction and/or instant gratification. Just an orgasm. Thankfully, I've had enough sex with prostitutes to realize this before falling for the marriage meme.

I laugh at people whose whole lives are dictated by achieving orgasm, especially men. So many greater things/experiences to be had, but they'd rather focus on sex...and even validate themselves based on how many times they've had it.

>associating sex with marriage
Good one user

I'm aware that the frequency of sex drops significantly after marriage. Unfortunately, most guys don't until it's too late.

ask your mum OP, she has had us all

Nice trips buddy

> had enough sex with prostitutes
> laugh at people whose whole lives are dictated by achieving orgasm

If you went so far as to pay for a hooker, you're likely in the top 1% of desperately sex obsessed losers. SERIOUSLY, very very few men go to this level of depravity.

Take your shit advice and judgement elsewhere.

Thanks fam.

They're all prostitutes, user. The only 'differences' lie in
>what currency you use
money, time, energy, etec
>whether you pay up front or over a period of time, as in a relationship
Don't kid yourself. It's better to just get the milk now instead of investing in a disease-ridden cow.

>They're all prostitutes, user. The only 'differences' lie in
>>what currency you use
>money, time, energy, etec
>>whether you pay up front or over a period of time, as in a relationship
>Don't kid yourself. It's better to just get the milk now instead of investing in a disease-ridden cow.

Shit autists say.

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Great, shaming tactics.

misogyny is better?

I had sex and I didn't like it

It's not 'misogyny' if it's the truth. There is really no benefit to a man in marriage; marriage itself is an institution that was designed to benefit women and society. Same goes for sex: it benefits women by giving them what their biological clock requires before a certain age (reproduction), and it benefits society by eeking out more people who will just work and become cogs to the machine. The smart man rises above and focuses on self-improvement, not obtaining one orgasm after another.

How is this still a thing in 2017? How many people actually give two shits about someone else's V-status?

You battle yourself and your penis daily don't you.

I am virginfag