Where's the most perverted place you've jerked off

Where's the most perverted place you've jerked off

classroom,beach

in my friend's pants

Friends dirty panties from her hotel room while spring breaking

I once beat my meat in the livingroom of a friend... while he and his sister were there too

were they beating their meat too?

In a dumpster xd #maggotstory

On a schoolbus when I was 13. Most of the kids had gotten dropped off by then and I lived in the country so I knew the ride home would be long. The idea of doing it got me horny and I just said fuck it, pulled my pants to my ankles and started jerking off.

Forgot if I came or not.

No. We were watching some movie. They didn't even realized it.
That same sister gave me a handjob once though

On the way to my aunt's funeral.

What is a perverted place?

In a funeral directors

work (both office & retail)

In bed

same. I've fapped in backrooms of Spencer Gifts and a Hot Topic and fucked a co-worker in the stockroom at Spencer's.

a girl reached behind and jerked me off on a water log ride at disneyland

there were 4 other people in the log with us

Ross dressing room, i came into some slacks and put them back on the rack after.
My aunts underwear i sniffed them licked them and then cameminto them and put them back in her laundry basket.
Mc donalds bathroom
In some random alley i jerked off around 2 am and came on someones garage door.

All naked at midnight in the backyard of my place

>Where's the most perverted place
>lists more than one place

Are you retarded?

>place you've jerked off
>says how someone else jerked him off

You're a fucking idiot

Church restroom

your mother is a filthy piece of cheap nigger shit

>tfw beat your meat in a mosque bathroom
>tfw ur Muslim
>tfw ur probably going to Hell

My kids elementary school

I was a teachers assistant to a 2nd grade teacher when i was in the 8th grade, one day when she took the class to the library i got on her computer and fapped.

i thought it was perhaps even more perverted when another party was involved

if it helps even things out i fingerbanged her at the same time. her auntie was sitting in front of her

you know how they take photos as you go down the last water slide and let you purchase them at the end of the ride?

thats the very moment i got my nut

In class when I was like 13, staring at my teacher's ass. Did it discreetly through my pocket. Pretty disgusting

Was house sitting for my neighbor when I was about 15, went over to let the dog out and jerked off into her panties.

That doesn't even things out, if you're not going to properly post on topic don't post at all fucktard

>you know how they take photos as you go down the last water slide and let you purchase them at the end of the ride?
POST THAT FUCKING PICTURE NOW!

you were babysitting your neighbour, so she was like

House sitting dipshit, can you not read?

she's the same age as me. family gone for a week, asked me to watch the dog

how well did you know her parents because if i was going away with my family for a week i would ask a friend of mine or my wifes to check on the house instead of some kid

our parents are best friends and neighbors for 20+ years

right, read too fast

Swimming pool

i immagine the bus driver had vision on you doing something back there.
must have been odd for the old hag.

my nigga

I had a neighbor that was a slut, and she trusted me. She left one day, and I jacked off all over her pillow. Like 3 days later we were in her room and she looked at the pillow, and was all "is that cum?" And she sniffed and licked it and was like yep. She thought it was from the night before cause it had been under her ass. She had slept on my jizz for 3 days

In a teather

This sounds like some shitty fantasy someone going through puberty came up with

I belong to a private health club and like 6 times a year I jerk off in the sauna into a towel

airplane toilet

back of the school auditorium while they showed a movie
>good times

>asked my gf and her cousin if they wanted starbucks, which they did, both wanted ice coffee frosty shit or whatever.

>got starbucks

>drive to empty park close to house

>carefully removed the whipped cream and put in to the side.

>whip dick out and start jerking

>dump loads in gf cousin coffee.

>stir it to mix the jizzz, add the whipped cream

>drive and home and watch gf cousin drink my load

VERY VERY SATISFYING. most satisfying bate session

my only regret is not recording this.

Sleeping over at a friends house in his sister's bed (she was out of town for uni)

In a Catholic Church confessional booth.

In a bathroom at a preschool.
(Thinking about the teacher, not the kids)

On my friends' moms ass while she was sleeping passed out drunk.

In a Target restroom where your dad was catching the load. He even gargled it before swallowing.

while your dad was drilling your crusty butthole with his massive, veiny, shlong

a woman

did this a few times as well, it's the best

My sisters bed

only a full blown autisst would be annoyed by such trivial things

I know who you are.

Beehive

go on, i'm not afraid of you faggot

Same.
It is hard to quit.

He's a pretty big guy

who am i?

pretty big faggot

If I pull that off, will you die?

talk shit all you want, i know who YOU are faggot

>says he knows who i am

>doesn't say shit

I worked the overnight at a sex shop

. I jerked it in the bathroom, single movie booths, and in the movie theater when nobody was around

Dont know... dont know how youd know who i am. left incriminating evidence to dox

gaurantee you every guy who works there they know will jack off at their porn star overnight

I was sitting at a picnic table at a public park last summer. Across the path, there was a local photographer doing some high school senior photos for this 8/10 hottie. The photographer's back was to me, and the chick was busy posing and shit, so I just reached up under the leg of my shorts and rubbed one out while I was watching the photo session. There was a girl assistant holding a reflector, etc., and she eyeballed me a couple of times, so I'd just stop stroking, but kept my dick in my hand. Pretty sure she suspected, but I busted a nut, finished my lunch, and walked over near them and watched for a while.

It was an unspoken rule that you could go into the theater if you wanted so ling as tge sales floor had nobody and nothing got stolen

Also fucked my ex in the store a few times. And one random customer.

> same fagging this hard

A true human bean...

You are a huge creeper. I hope you get arrested.

who am I? There is no way you would be able to know who i am. I forgot to mention, pic is very unrelated.

12 passenger van with other people in the van.

nice, story on customer?

I won't say anything. I saved your comment in case I need to blackmail you in the future, Enjoy the rest of your day. :)

Work bathroom into my bosses shoe.

>on Sup Forums
>in a thread about jacking in perverted places
>calls someone else a creeper

School bathroom when other guys were in there

In Church

kekekek

Have to take a 30 min drive. If thread still exists after tgat time, ill greentext

Beat off at work all the time.

Got caught jerking at the public library once though.

Nude on the street at night, I live in a small township so nobody saw me
Also in my garden/backyard/old closed playground

HAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING GAY. You already know he has no idea who that person is, he's just pretending he does.

I love Sup Forums

my friends room while he was asleep. i just busted on his floor and cleaned it up.

In front of my ex girlfriend's house while she was in her room with her boyfriend

I've done it on an airplane

Jacked off in the woods came on a turtle laying eggs

in my backyard at night

DMV parking lot

Actually, I'm very certain that you don't know who he is because I'm the cousin.

lol OP of that post here, who are you blackmailing and how? You seriously have no way of knowing who i am. Hilarious. Pic is very unrelated, some random girl that was posted on kik that i cocked

THE BEACH

in a back ailse of a local christian book store

dope

Hardcore conservative Christian church. Blew a big, hot load to shemale porn right in the aisle carpet (no one was there)

so fake so gay. go away with ur weird fantasies

would have believed but "licked it" was too far

Into my girlfriends mom's summer's eve douche.
She got pregnant.
I told my gf when we broke up.
Went to court. Got dismissed because jews.

i jerked it while driving on the freeway once because this girl was sending me hot fucking nudes

I guess the most perverted fap I've had was in the bathroom of my grandmother's hospital room while she was undergoing recovery from a stroke.

The fine ass nurse just lit my loins up and I had to take care of business right then and there.

Public swimming pool in Thailand, pants off