I was just walking down the street and someone yelled "virgin" at me out their window

I was just walking down the street and someone yelled "virgin" at me out their window

....how did they know..?

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he was a wizard

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you had the virgin walk

Goddamnit

>is insecure about how he walks
At least now I know it's not only me who feels this way.

VIRGIIIIIN!

They could see your hymen

>mfw this matches me almost perfectly

>Why yes, I am a virgin

Godverdomme, thats me...

Not a virging but describes me almost perfectly. What the fuck have I done with my life?!

>tfw this is accurate
>tfw it doesn't even hurt because it's good to know there are others out there like me

Slow people are fucking annoying though, you should breeze past them if you can. This one bitch an hour ago not only walked slow but stopped to check her shoe in front of the entrance to the store and blocked it.

Why are normies such scum?

Came here to post this

fucking virgin shits

literally me
HELP!

DELTE THIS NOW

>tfw I can't even stand properly and not look awkward

Give me tips bros. What do I do with my hands?

>hair overreacts to wind

how do normies manage their hair so it doesnt?

I'd also like to know this

gel?

Hair product and actually having a good hair cut

that hair product shit is poison though, do not use

Was hoping for a non-gel non-fag solution

>avoids eye contact and looks away immediately if accidental contact
>too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic
>struggles to find comfortable hand form
>walks too fast
>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
>stiff, straigt arms
>little arm movement

Literally moi

fuck

pls someone respond

LITERALLY me

Those slowwalkers should be executed tBh

FUCK

pockets.

>Not doing the opposite of these

Out of my way BETAS

youtube.com/watch?v=B5kHANQwZ_0
>1:07->
This is manual walking

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Maybe he has a big dong or his leg was injured. I can't imagine how you can walk like this unironically

Fuck fuck fuck fuck
I've been found out
I can never walk outside again

How can it be so accurate!?

Someone's been watching you

>Is insecure about how he walks
Well I am now. Thanks asshole.

have a men haircut? longer hair is for traps and fags

STOP

Aussies do it too? But I thought yall were normies