HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
Tyler Price
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Caleb Hernandez
WHY ARE YOU GUYS STILL LISTENING TO MY SCHLOCK
OOOHHH
Jack Collins
I've seen Dice Clay's stand up; I don't get it, he just adds expletives to nursery rhymes. Is that supposed to be the joke?
Ethan Price
A-GOOSH
Blake Foster
I CAME INTO MY SOCK
Logan Price
Theres a daily "add the word nigger to a game" thread on Sup Forums. So, yea, people are amused by dirty words.
Jaxon Price
[SPOILER]THE MOUSE WENT UP THE CLOCK[/SPOILER]
OH!
Daniel Thompson
LITTLE BOY BLUE
WHAT, HE NEEDED THE MONEYOHHHHHH
Caleb Howard
>mfw Benji tried to kiss dice
Hands down, one of the best Stern moments
Caleb Mitchell
>edgy seinfeld
William Green
it's amazing he was able to make money off this shit
Liam Cook
LITTLE MISS MUFFET SAT ON A TUFFET
SHE WAS A CUNT WHORE
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
Ryan Roberts
MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY
Nathaniel Campbell
Weirdly the diceman did one of the best bits of anti-comedy ever
youtube.com
Hour, back, get it? HOUR BACK GET IT!?
Dominic Taylor
TRIM THAT MUFF IT'S
TOO
DAMN
HAIRY
Samuel Miller
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her dog a bone
She bent over,
Rover took over
And she got a bone of her own
IM OVA HEEAAA NAOW
Adam Thomas
WHAT'S IN DA BOWWWWLLLLL, BITCH?
Adam Stewart
the fact that he seeks to ridicule the traditional nursery rhymes and folklore of european-americans is problematic
Justin Cox
LITTLE BOY BLUE- IT WAS ME! OHHH!!!
ANDREW DICE GAY! OHHH!!!
SO I'M IN LINE AT THE BANK, AND I'M GOT MY TONGUE UP THIS FAGGOT'S ASS...
SEE MY SPARKLED BEDAZZLED JACKET? IT USED TO SAY "DICE," NOW LOOK- IT SAYS "FAGGOT"!!
EVERY SPREAD OPEN A MAN'S ASS AND TAKE A GOOD WHIFF? IT'S BEOOTEEFUL!!
"Oh, Diiice, willll youuu suuuck myyyy coooock?" I SAID SURE, I'M A FAGGOT! OOOHHHHH!!!!!! "Dice do I have to sleep on the wet-spot?" THE WHOLE BED'S THE WET SPOT, I'VE BEEN FUCKING YOU FOR HOURS! OOHHHHH!!!
ANDREW DICE GAY!
Leo Roberts
Your moms gonna freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Henry Adams
lol every time, dice is probably legit gay tho.
"two faggots walk into a bar...it's me and a friend, thats not a joke its me Andrew dice clay!"
likes leather too much, probably lowkey into bdsm
Hudson Reyes
I think this says more about Anthony than anything. He really seems to relate to being a fag.