Just went to get a massage. Ended up getting sex. Ask me anything

Just went to get a massage. Ended up getting sex. Ask me anything.

No.

Did the prostitute provide the condom?

Did the other guy cum in your ass or mouth

Where, and how.

I brought my own but she had one too and we used that one

How pathetic would you say your life is?

That was a good joke, are you my new best friend?

I can be if you like!

Virginia Beach. After the flip I asked "how much for sex?"

Will you tell your mother about sleeping with a prostitute?

How much was it?

$60 at the desk for the massage. $150 for the sex.

As much as I like your joke, I wish to discontinue our friendship.

No I will not

U hurt me

Is your mother happy that her son spends $210 on a prostitute?

I don't speak with my mother anymore. Frankly I don't care what she thinks.

Is the strained relationship why you don't date, and get sex the traditional way?

Nah. I'm just socially awkward and overweight.

Why not date an overweight girl who is also awkward? They're all over the internet dating apps.

I know it's hypocritical. But no. Gross.

How can you tell if the massage bitch is down to fuck?

I've heard stories in my city of certain places but I want to know the signs before I make a move or ask

During the massage if they might tease you by getting really close to and maybe even brushing your balls and dick. If you let your arms hang down off the side of the table you can lightly caress they're legs with your hand. If they don't shy away from contact you are good to go. Also when they ask you to turn over and you are hard they will either ask if you want something done about it or they will ignore it. In my area 90% will be game.