Today I jerked off twice and came on my wifes fat ass crack after a hellacious blowjob and doggy style...

Today I jerked off twice and came on my wifes fat ass crack after a hellacious blowjob and doggy style. Three nuts in one day. not bad for an OG. Thinking about one more fap before bed.

Post something guaranteed to get me stroking.

Come on Anons! Do it for Grandpa! Gimme something dirty...something taboo maybe...gimme that Golden Bedtime Nut Sup Forums is infamous for.

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Not the gold I had in mind.

Holy shit, are you me? I have to jack off evem after sex too.

Its my secret recipe.

4 cloves of crushed garlic
2 tablespoons of grated ginger
1 tablespoon of grated beet root
One big glob of honey.

Dip glob of honey onto pile of stuff.
Put stuff in mouth.
Wash down with water. Honey covers all the bad taste up completely.

Results: My cock feels like it weighs 10 pounds even when soft. Super thick and veiny erections whenever wanted and with only the slightest nudge.
Multiple nuts...no waiting till hard again...but if i do wait its less than 30 minutes and Im fucking again.

Intense orgasms several times per day.

The drink/food of Champs..

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>am i helping?

oh yeah. nice sloth.

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I like these solid middle class, perfect hair, perfect make up girls. They usually have fat sloth husbands and will fuck your brains out. The only problem is most give terrible head and for some reason they love to look at you when sucking.I fucking hate that.

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Whoa! Grandpa dont do niggers. You have to go.

Want to try but don't know if troll or not....any other user want to weigh in on this?

My favorite pic of her

See? Shes so privileged Im getting hard thinking about making her act out. I fingered a gal at a wedding once back in...82 I think it was...cute little thing like that...she kept moaning, "OHhhh I dont get this at home. Ohhhhh" Big turn on.

Its the absolute truth. each ingrediant is known for its libido/erection powers. I combined them with honey and it works very well. The honey is so you dont have to taste that nasty shit. Garlic and ginger burns so use honey.

OH FUCK ME...I love her now. The only look iI like better than dark haired pale vamp is a girl without a drop of make up that is steamy sexy anyways. Hippy girls pull that look off a lot. But suburban vamps give them a run for their money.

I know, but unfortunatley she likes bbc now...

Oh yeah...it has to be fresh garlic, ginger and beet. The garlic especially because it has something called allicin that you lose if you cook it.

Ew...and that must be why she looks like shit in this pic. Nigger loving is hard on a woman.

Hmm...Im thinking about crawling into bed and rolling the ol lady over for a quick hump and dump before bed. I dont even care if she wakes up or not.

Yes...
I used to have a crush on her, now I jerk off to the memories of when she was a vampire.

But she will wake up because my secret recipe makes my cock like that of an angry bull kicking against the fences wanting to be free and freedom only comes from thrusting my mighty horn at her fat snatch in rapid, hip cramping back spasming thrusts.

Stay fit young men. It aint easy fucking a girl half your age with a slipped disc. But it can be done if you try my secret recipie.

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Yeah...she was highly fuckable until she let a nigger ghetto her face up with wear and tear. You ever notice you never see attractive nigger lovers after age 35? Its a rough life fucking the help.

It's a shame!

Here's a recent picture of her.

Had 7.

Damn thats a nice floor. It has to be her white families place. Unless her nigger deals dope.

Nah, nah. She's 22
They just went on vacation to Mexico. That was the best pic she posted!

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Hope this helps

18th bday dress
She probably got fucked hard that night

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4 cloves of garlic in your mouth user......

Why did she run off with a nigger and not you user? SHES FUCKING RUINED NOW DO NOT LET HER CRAWL BACK TO YOU! FUCKING RUINED!!!! Unless you are her nigger? If so, her family wants to put their brains in your body. Run...get out!

can confirm

kek!
I haven't seen that movie yet, but I watched the HitB review the other day. Seems good!

Very hot...looks like a booksmart devil

You worry about the odor? Yeah...I can tell. Look, when you go to the gym, those girls know all about nutrition and supplements and shit...when they smell that odor its a beacon to the nose inside their pussies...its a magnet to their metal wombs...its sex they smell...they know what garlic does to a mans cock. Dont be afraid of garlic. Chew gum if you wish but get that shit into your testicles. And go to the gym...those females will throb for you.

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Yeah...it actually looks like a clever twist on thriller/horror. im going to see it eventually.

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Well hello there...we would like to see more of you.

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Dude, you have to be the dusty looking negro fucking that fine piece of ass to have all of her pix like this. Show us her nudes before you destroy her pussy forever with your non-garlic negro dick. Or you are just a very good stalker and i admire you for it.

Perfect size!
I'd always ask her to be on top lol
I love that kinda weight coming down on my cock.
And cumming in a girl riding you is so satisfying.

lol, well thanks then!
I almost got to fuck her back in the day, but something happened. No nudes I'm afraid!

thicc to the power of 100

fake news

bimbo

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What race is this bitch even?

white

Her body is astonishing but you can see the ghetto beginning in her eyes. She looks like a bitch here. A bitch with attitude that has to be dicked down to keep her in line. Yep...the brothers gotholdof her.

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Great observation, I agree.
Kinda hot thinking of her being used and abused.

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Seriously, she looks like she would leave you at the table at the Olive garden and fuck her dark skinned lover in the bathroom for a quikie then return to dinner like nothing ever happened and spend your paycheck before the night is over. Im very disappointed to see her like this. I wish you had gotten hold of her user to save her from being such a whore.

All of these are traditional aphrodisiacs. Whether there is any merit to that or not I don't know, look it up, but he's likely not trying to mislead you.

All of these, besides honey, have been proven in various studies to help brain function. I imagine eating this combo in the morning would be a great way to start the day at least in that regard.

Alas...

Its turned my dick into a thundercock of epicness and power and throbby ejaculates. Highly recommended. the other day i face fucked my wife like an extreme video, came all over her face then threw her down and fucked her nonstop until i thought i was going to have a real life heart attack...I collapsed next her really worried i might die and she was obliviously curled up in a purring little ball of satisfaction. i swear by that shit nowadays.

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Sounds like I'll just do a third of your dose or so. Don't want my dick to blow up or anything.

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The reason i created this recipe is i was having some issues...Im 45...my wife is 25...she was a 19 year old virgin when we met...so having early signs of ed really bothered the shit out of me...I happen to have a hottie little sex kitten for a bride and have to be able to fuck for at least 20 more years, right? I cant afford viagra so i researched and researched...what exists at the store that is often found is sex pills and supplements? the ginger/garlic.beet root combo has been perfect. a friend of mine does take viagra and he is starting the recipe himself. Already he is surprised by the results and will soon thank me for freeing him from Big Pharm.

Hmm...The garlic has to be 2-4 cloves...cloves are not the whole garlic, just the wedges...the ginger is good for blood flow so idk how much to try cutting that back and the beet root, you could reduce it i guess but dont increase it...its not good to have too much of it. Cant remember why though.

Nice. Is being 45 better or worse than being young as far as you're concerned? Looks boring a lot of the time.

It. Fucking. Sucks.

Your dick starts malfunctioning. You gain weight without eating it feels like. Your back hurts. Your joints pop and creak all the fucking time. My wife worships me but her girlfriends are nervous around me. Ive wondered if thats because they are thinking about what the sex might be like...girls that age tell everything to each other..which makes me hope I will habe a couple ofporn moments with them eventually...or do they think Im a creep since Im their fathers ages? Then folks in my age group,especially and mostly females, hate my guts because im fucking someone that could be their daughter and not their saggy bloated asses.

Its not often that anyone comes across a 19 year old conservative girl virgin with a healthy sexual curiosity, and even rarer that a guy like me does. I didnt seek her out either.I never thought about a girl that young. she sortve bugged the shit out of me till I gave in and she hasnt left yet. So, being this age isnt all bad, under these circumstances, but i would hate to have to date the women i see in their 40s. they look horrible mostly. some look good but they have much more successful options than a working stiff like me. i will just keep my young girl till she starts fucking around on me one day, (then i will kill somebody).

Thanks ;)

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