*Blocks your path*

*Blocks your path*

*high five

banish it with these sweet digits

"Sir, would you please let me pass? Thank you"

nigger

>Aggressively smack meat for a quick cumshot right info its hands/eyes

Honestly being able to shoot cum as a defense would be great.

Summon David ickle

That's okay I have my +1 hammer of Constitution to keep me safe.

from what i see it cant really fight and see at the same time

also shit tier movie but scared the fug out of me as a kid

"Hi Ma..."

ur doing it wrong
dumb bitch ate the food after being told not to

do the dab xD

>but scared the fug out of me as a kid
Which makes you about what, 15?

Underage reported

Ivana Baquero is hot as a motherfucker nowadays

CHECK OUT MY NUMBERS FAGGOT

Lol at these fags cant even trip

>shakes his hand with one of these
>runs away in laughter

Poke it in the..... hands?

punch it in the dick

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