Can someone give me some tips on how to make my bro look cool...

Can someone give me some tips on how to make my bro look cool? He's about to start middle school and I don't want him looking like a faggot anymore. when did you anons stop looking like faggots, if that's even possible.

rude.

Drop the angry birds shirt

slay him

M0WHAWK

Who can say. Kids these days are so massively cringeworthy, you might actually be hurting his social standing by eliminating the faggotry.

i must say, that this thread creator is shit. NO KIDS ARE FAGGOTs, UNTIL THEY LOSE THEY'RE INNOCENT TO THE INTERNET

your bro looks dope. just drop the t shirt

Ok thanks user, I'll take his angry birds shirt right off. What about his hair? Any stylization that doesn't look like stringy noodle mops

Fuck you pedo!
Reported!

So, Jaden was your brother?
So, you're the bastard that send him over there?
So, you're the fucker that should be dead instead?

Go, be a hero somewhere else.

Too soon man

>Get a non feminine haircut
>Lose the Angry birds shirt
>Change his facial expression comes of as a little shithead attitude.

Not OP, but i can feel your anger, your spelling shows

put a dress on him

Don't cut yourself on that edge kiddo.

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That's not OPs brother, that little kid in pic was murdered by his neighbor.

I'd fuck that hard over and over again

Get the kid a dick pump so he can be the only kid in middle school with a 10" dick. Then teach him how to deal with women.

Kraut muh?
Hello Captain Obvious!

OP here. I don't have any scissors that I can find, but I do have this knife that I'm hoping can cut hair without it being awkward or too difficult.

Nah he's already cool. They store bodies in coolers at the morgue to preserve them.

Did they find this faggot yet

i dont like how he uses pics of a muderer and a dead kid....

I never stopped looking like a faggot

would do

did he rape as well?

Give him a man bun and tommy hillfinger shit

Hi random Internet autist.

this is hilarious, gj op

Ask Bandidos about this. And show them the pic. They help for sure.

yes

good, is he kill

>See you Space cowboy

get him
>trench coat
>fedora
>katana
>the complete works of richard dawkins

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OP here again. My bro and I have been experimenting with red hair die to give him a lavishing Mohawk for the new look. Kind of messy, but we're still having fun :)

old meme

WATCH OUT GUYS!
We've got a proper nigga here!
15 at least!

You interfering with him is exactly what will make him uncool.

Assuming this is not a troll post, OP pic is exactly what would be considered "cool" my middleschoolers Today.

Source: Disney XD

Yes you little shit. He posted his dingaling for us all to see.

Let him go naked. Will not take much time and he will find many older friends.

This
And suck his cock

op's pic is that german kid that was murdered, just thought you should know

Just take him to the nearest H&M, he can find a bunch of hipster type hypebeast clothes for sorta cheap. Also, he needs a new cut fo sho

>When did you anons stop looking like faggots

Simple. Dont care about how u look, u get cool instantly.
Pic related, homeless brother sharp

Drop the print shirts.

That's awful.

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Holy shit, first things first. Take his add to a Barber and cut that shit shot off his head, get him a 1 one the sides and a 3 or 4 on top with maybe a comb over cut. This way he can embrace his master Aryan race and stop looking like a faggot.

I work at a school. OP pic is pretty much what kids feel is the epitome of coolness now.

Wow OP you are actually the real faggot here by giving your brother a fucking red Mohawk . Get him a normal haircut you jackass, don't let him grow up to be a fag like you

^ this so much. And OP I hope your dad comes home and beats the everliving fuck outta you for being such a faggot. You literally look like a bigger faggot than your brother

Shave one side of his head, give him a flannel but make it a cool color like a purple and black or maybe blue and black. Try something simple for pants like black jeans. Give him a wallet with one of those chains and then slap some DC skate shoes on him. He should be good. Also throw some shit on his wrists, kids like wristbands for some reason

I'd buttfuck

Y'all niggas replying to a picture of a dead child

Think your bro is cooler than you. You mad because of it

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HA

GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

Tell him to act like nothing bothers him everyone likes a calm and relaxed dude

god, isn' this the German kid that got slaughter by one of Sup Forums's anons? Marcel, I think??

Yes

Niggas actually thinking OP is legit

He looks pretty cool to me already...

Give him some eyebrows?

If you care about looking like a faggot, you're a faggot.

More info on this?

No more themed shirts, nothing with giant logos or game shirts. That's jackets killing it though. Also, no neon.

Marcel wanted to overcome the mental barrier that keeps him from killing people. For training purposes he chose a young boy for his first victim.

plus he chatted about that with a buddy of him vie ehatsapp. and the buddy later leaked the whatsapp here.

that's basically it.

No bright or bold hair, nor anything bright and bold on him at all for that matter

No, op do the opposite of this

Huh ok thanks. Just saw that someone posted the images leaked. His friend seems like a fucking asshole not stopping him though.

Fuck you at least make a suggestion then

>>Flaming button up shirt
>>sun glasses
>>frosted tips
>>one way stop to flavortown

What kind of cat is this?

you fucking maggot,i smash you on a wall bastard.

In jail

Just deck the kid out in black, and tell him not to talk to anyone, with his head held down. I did that and I became the most feared/coolest kid in the entire school.

Nope he stopped the hiding game by himself

No angrybirds shit, modern haircut, only one colored clothing, no special designs and tell him to try to rap and ur ready to go

Shave his head, get black trousers a red on white Supreme box logo shirt, tuck it in out on an oversized black belt and a black fisherman beanie and tell him not to talk to anyone

makes are me sad that some fuck had to kill charlie and the chocolate factory

>Can someone give me some tips on how to make my bro look cool? He's about to start middle school and I don't want him looking like a faggot anymore. when did you anons stop looking like faggots, if that's even possible.

Let him look like he wants and go to Karate vor any other martial arts place with him.

Beat me to it

This

Can concur, Hideo Kojima is looking pretty sharp in this pic.

tattoo a fucking swasticka on his head, makes any fucking kid cool and not to be fucked with, he can get rid of it when hes older

But he was killed by Marcel H.

This nine year old boy in your picture murderd by this German faggot named marcel hesse!
Have somerespekt and delet it muthrfucker