/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 18
Nights since last BNM: 3

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-We're back for another night
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon, Planetarium, and Slowdive
-/p4k/ forever

I like this. Anyone else?

Can you put all the albums that have gotten BNM this year (and their scores) in the description next time?

>tfw LCD SS and The National have imminent BNM's in the coming months

As much as I'd like to, I'm pretty sure that would go over the character limit.
However I could make a companion post with that information.

is that the same autist from the previous thread

BNM of 2017
Run the Jewels 3 - Run the Jewels 8.6
I See You - The xx 8.4
Culture - Migos 8.1
Nothing Feels Natural - Priests 8.5
Process - Sampha 8.6
Not Even Happiness - Julie Byrne 8.3
Reassemblage - Visible Cloaks 8.7
Drunk - Thundercat 8.5
Nightmare Logic - Power Trip 8.4
Infinite Worlds - Vagabon 8.5
Everybody Works - Jay Som 8.6
A Crow Looked At Me - Mount Eerie 9.0
Mono No Aware - Various Artists 8.6
Arca - Arca 8.5
DAMN. - Kendrick - 9.2
Narkopop - GAS 8.8
No Shape - Perfume Genius 8.8
Slowdive - Slowdive 8.6

Has to be
I haven't seen someone sperg out like this in a while

Tfw no Blurryface

no, it is not.

But is your name Blurryface and do you care what I think?

are you the autist from the previous thread

>Culture - Migos 8.1
cant believe this

What's everyone listening to tonight?

I'm gonna laugh so fucking hard when PWR BTTM doesn't get reviewed till 2 weeks from now and gets a 6.something. I bet p4k is scrambling now, they were probably planning on giving them a BNM tonight

This is probably the lowest BNM ever
And why Migos?

p4k shill. pls stop. Scott would be disappointed in you.

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Crack-Up 9.1 not today but you'll see, screencap this

>Damn. 9.2
>ACLAM 9.0

it's fucking insane how much p4k loves black dick

Etching this onto a stone tablet

popping a cap in my screen for this

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Girlpool 8.3 BNM by Jillian Mapes
Logic 5.2 by Sheldon Pearce
Brother Ali 7.4 by Jay Balfour
Fazerdaze 7.0 by David Glickman

girlpool (who?) 8.3 bnm

LOGIC

GOT

BTFO
T
F
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its back!

Girlpool? Sounds gay, obvious BNM

YASSS THIS THREAD IS BACK

>BNM of 2017
>Run the Jewels 3 - Run the Jewels 8.6
BLACK
>I See You - The xx 8.4
LESBIAN SINGER
>Culture - Migos 8.1
BLACK
>Nothing Feels Natural - Priests 8.5
WOMYN
>Process - Sampha 8.6
BLACK
>Not Even Happiness - Julie Byrne 8.3
MULATO
>Reassemblage - Visible Cloaks 8.7
COMPUTER
>Drunk - Thundercat 8.5
BLACK
>Nightmare Logic - Power Trip 8.4
MEME METAL
>Infinite Worlds - Vagabon 8.5
??
>Everybody Works - Jay Som 8.6
WOC
>A Crow Looked At Me - Mount Eerie 9.0
DED WIFE
>Mono No Aware - Various Artists 8.6
DESCULPA THIS SUX
>Arca - Arca 8.5
MEX
>DAMN. - Kendrick - 9.2
BLACK
>Narkopop - GAS 8.8
??
>No Shape - Perfume Genius 8.8
GAY
>Slowdive - Slowdive 8.6
LEGACY SHOEGAZE

glad to be back too

where did you go? did you crack-up?

Have you already capped this? I'm being fucking serious

Hello.

Work schedule was shit for a few months but I should be good now

>no trip
Come on mane, real GCG was here like last night

WHAT??? how long has this dead thread been back up?

The Logic review really brutalizing the album, I'm surprised the score is as high as it is.

Well deserved though. He absolutely sucks and his "hey, guys, I'm black, I swear" shit is awful.

you are extremely insecure and sad

just a defender of the white race

Okay Varg

Started back up this week

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I fucking lost it at blacked.com