This cuck keeps messaging my girl and it cracks me up. Want more?

This cuck keeps messaging my girl and it cracks me up. Want more?

Sure
It always cracks me up how these guys think they're being all subtle and shit

Give us all of that cringy shit

Alright, it gets rich. Shit blows my mind.

Pt3, classic

How about you start acting like a man who doesn't have time for these bullshit and just block him ?

Fucking faggot.

There is a 3-message rule - 3 messages no answer - stop messaging.
And then there's this creep...

Pathetic, look at him try to get pity and change the subject

It kinda looks like she was replying to going and deleted some of her texts.

If you dont launch a string of verbal abuse i will be disapointed

How about you start acting like a man who doesn't have time for trying to change people over fucking Sup Forums and just hide this thread?

Fucking faggot.

I thought that.. Quads br0

Fuck are you talking about? This isn't my Convo, it's my girlfriend's

Quads of truth, nice, yeah I agree too it looks like she deleted her messages

Dub dubs zoopzoop

Hit us with more OP

OP please post this faggot cucks Phone number

Nice quads

Oh shit, look at that? Shame I waisted them

Hes a mega fag who also could have boned your bird, how do you feel cuck?

Yeah I've done that before
The deleting texts thing... Not the quad part
Chacked

Quads will come one day youngfag

the cringe is strong in this one. more?

I'm not too worried about a dude like this trying to bone my lady, lol

How about you start acting like a man who doesn't have time for telling people what to do and what to not do, on Sup Forums.

Fucking faggot.

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500$, this is either fake or just do it you useless faggot. It's fucking 500.

hes virtually asking your girl to be a prostitute lol why havent you kicked his ass yet

I apologise, this is fucking gold. Keep going opie.

He's so desperate he has to use his dead grandpa for pity? And I wonder what she was messaging him where she felt she had to delete the messages..

Dude! Take the fucking money and then sock him in the head

Das all I've got. That last one made my sides hurt though.

One day... You must believe first then you quad.

Fuck.... Check

This is hilarious

0_0 show me your way!
I want to believe.. I try so hard

It looks real, and tbh, I've seen worst irl.

Same

Holy shit... binary trips. Checked.

I havee tha powaaahhh!

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You can't keep dealing with all of life's problems by socking them in the head, user.

Shit he would probably pay thousands for a handjob. I'd have no problem letting my gf do it. What is the big deal? He will probably cum in 2 minutes and then you can take a nice vacation on him.

Nobody is asking.... what's the fucking program?

Your girlfriends messaging theme is fucking terrible, and that font...
Be a man and tell that whore to change that disgusting looking shit.

Your time will come, when moonlight meets the sunlight the quads will come true. The answer is in the stars.

He's going to go Elliot Rodgers on your bitch lol

Get that 500$, she can hang out with him for a day and she can get herself a nice purse or some shit.

Nice looking out. It's one of those 'Pay for Friendship' programs that cucklords use to vent and whine to people.

Either that, or she is a major slut who fucks for cash. Either way, this shit cracked me up.

That may be true but you damn sure ain't acting like a man about it. You need to man the fuck up and go kick that guys ass for talking to your bitch, instead of posting it here and getting butthurt about the comments.

Straight up. fucking comic sans on fluorescent colours and that gay space shit. Someone shoot this ugly bitch.

>Beta who doesn't get a hint
>Gf who knows well enough what's going on but she still craves the attention and power
>Offering 500bux like she's some rented whore
>The whole thing being posted online
This whole situation is sad, fuck humanity in 2017. That said post the rest OP

who tf cares about this dumbass, post girlfriend faggot

Because 'then'your girlfriend is technically a prostitute

If you want your girlfriend to think you are a Chad and not leave you, you have to act and fuck like one

Chad? Get the fuck outta here fag

Not to mention that OP wrote that the betacuck texting its pssing him off.

After he wrote that he doesnt care at all that guy's texting her, cuz hes supreme beta.

OP insecure AF.

this

that poor bastard. He'll make a prostitute a lot of money one day

truth. his texts dont match up, it would appear that she sent replies

Oh I'm sorry, did Chad steal your gf? Oh wait, nevermind. Stealing is an act. He didn't actually DO anything and your qt3.14 gf ran to him. Cuck or be Cucked faggot

Lol, like I said, I'm not too worried about it. She leaves, she leaves.

yeah whats with the money offers?
i call some bullshit.

Once thing since I've started using tinder: I've lost my jealousy. Now the chicks I fuck are free to do whatever, and so am I. I could care less about a grill swinging branches because there's plenty sluts out there to take her place. And also I kind of wish grills would actually go for a good beta bf and have nice white kids, instead of settling for a lost soul like me.

If he ever discovers findom, he will be bankrupt within a few months. Those type of women know how to drain wallets.

Sounds like your girlfriend is or was a hooker.

OP is obviously the guy writing this crap and forwarding it to himself OR it's bait

Why does your phone look like Clarissa Explains it All?