or Echoes of the Dark Side
pick your title fagits!
or Echoes of the Dark Side
pick your title fagits!
Star Wars Episode VII: Parallel of Fate
The Knights of Ren
Star Wars: Episode 3.5: were really done for it now scoobs
The First Order Retaliates.
Star Wars Episode 8: You Can [Not] Redo
The Force Goes Back To Sleep
or
The Audacity of Midichlorians
Revenge of the Binks
Trials of Rey
Star Wars Episode VIII: The gang goes to the dark side
The First Order Strike Back
Star Wars Episode VIII: Nothing Happens Wait Until Episode IX
Return of the Sith
or
The Jedi Rises
The First Order Kills Han Again
Force reawakens
or Forece awakens again
Return of the Xenomorphs
pls don't be as dull as ep 7
Star Wars Episode VIII: Shadow of the Dark Side
Star Wars 8: U Gonna Git Snoked
Lando Fucks Up Again
Except this is the actual title
Star Wars Episode VIII: Rey gets BLACKED
Episode 8: The Tree of the Force
This. But then that should have been Episode 7 and Episode 8 be Episode 7
Are these on a fansite somewhere?
These are both terrible.
WORST. TITLE. EVER
Stop posting this you fucking autistic prequelbabby
everything in that pic can already be inferred from what we saw in TFA, you're just an idiot who thinks Star Wars is about exposition because The Phantom Menace was your first movie
I am sorry that you do not understand proper story telling.
There is heaps of Episode 7 plot holes like how did they manage to carve starkiller base into a planet in only 30 years... also put down the shields and just fire some grenades in underground and whole planet is destroyed.
Also we could have had starkiller base in episode 8 where Finn and Rey go back to explore as it becomes like a Halo ring from the Halo games having multiple weathers and locations on the planet but nope JJ decided to just blow it up at end...
BRAVO
>and there are people who actually defend this
>A new hope/The phantom menace/The force awakens
Vague and thematic
>The empire strikes back/Attack of the clones/???
A military force goes offensive
>Return of the Jedi/Revenge of the sith/???
Force users make a comeback.
Echos of the Dark Side sounds rad
Star Wars Episode VIII: Sheev Strikes Back
Episode 8: Invasion of the P'Tar'Blm
Episode 9: Sheev Comes Back
"Just when you thought there couldn't be a bigger Mary Sue"
Star Wars Episode VII: The Quipining
Star Wars Episode III: Do (Not) Want
An Order Reborn
>There is heaps of Episode 7 plot holes like how did they manage to carve starkiller base into a planet in only 30 years... also put down the shields and just fire some grenades in underground and whole planet is destroyed.
These are not plot holes you fucking idiot
Daisy Gets Gagged
Star Wars episode VIII The Force has officially awoken
>Sheev Comes Back
Yes.
Also, chekd
Episode VIII : The First Steps
don't tell anyone I told you guys ;)
>There is heaps
t. bogan
The Force Takes a Shower
Why was The Return Of The Jedi afraid of The Force Awakens? Because The Force Awakens TBA TBA this joke would be better if I knew the names of VIII and IX but just pretend for now
>There is heaps of Episode 7 plot holes like how did they manage to carve starkiller base into a planet in only 30 years
In a movie with space wizards and living robots, feasibility of technology shouldn't be an issue.
Disney can literally pull off "A wizard did it" and it won't seem out of place in the Star Wars universe.
Star Wars: Episode VIII: Reboot the DCEU
The first order strikes back
Star Wars VIII: Mark Hamill Returns!!
Knights of Ren would be good
most of these are shit though
it'll probably end up being