My sister just came in my room after knocking and i said "yes...

My sister just came in my room after knocking and i said "yes?" and she opened the door super quick like before she said what she was doing. Which was to bring me food. I was barely able to pull up my shorts which was all i had on. Shit is annoying. Like i dont really want to do anything with her but shes gonna end up seeing some pulsing cock if she keeps this up.

Door locks. How do they work?

I shouldnt have to lock my door. Its common curtesy to ask if one can come in.

What's your point OP?

Maybe try explaining that to her

My point is i think she wants to catch me jerking it.

Easy solution
>Lay on the bed butt naked
>Wait till she comes by and barges in
>Ask her "What's cooking, good looking?" and then wink
>Fuck her right then and there

Hard solution
>Barge into her room
>Fuck her right then and there

...

u have to fuck her

So? Let her
Her fault, if she enjoys it; win!

Lol dude thats funny as fuck

I doubt it but why don't you get caught and see what happens?

Your right. I shouldnt waste my energy trying to cover up. I bout threw out my back moving at lightning speed. For now on its cock out lol.

And then you wake up, you're in your bed alone, with a lot of cum in your shorts and said, "What a dream, one day I will fuck in reality, and that will be awesome!!"

op, take a picture of your door's lock

pls

There is no lock

So... you chose not to fix the problem in the simplest, easiest way possible? Because you shouldn't have to...

Grow up and just lock your door. Or just show your sister your pulsing cock and be done with it.

CRACK AN EGG IN HER ASS AND FUCK HER UNTIL YOU SCRAMBLE IT

then take a picture of your door

wut

take pic of door then fag

hahaha dont flatter yourself that much

yeah man, trust me, i got a little sister, she'll either fuck you, be embarrassed, or give 0 fucks

Picture of sister? Must see if worth fucking or worth investing in a door lock

heh

2nd

My sister gave no fucks.

Sadly.

If she was embarrassed I could fap to the idea of convincing her it's okay to be shy about it. If she wanted to fuck, hooray. She didn't give a shit either way. Boo.

you said something which meant for her 'come in'

people won't stand in front of door until you warmly greet them u know

Next time yell "if you come in right now you're going to see your nephews and nieces dripping down my chest"

True

Its good she gave you your juice.
I was worried their.

Ik right

nah she'll run out screaming and make fun of him to his parents

We r not kids bro.23

Now she just needs OP's juice,
ifyouknowwhatimtalkingbout

She also just broke up with boyfriend

then why aren't you fucking?

Then double why aren't you fucking?

Gonna be the third.

Why aren't you fucking?

Its a life changing act. If one of us shows interest and the other isnt about it we could ruin our entire relationship as brother and sister. This life is fucking terrible. We are told sex is like a fucking bad thing but its literally just pleasure and happiness. Btw im a woke ass messiah.

i was fapping and you sir made my boner go away. I cant stop laughing at 90 keks per second, halp.

You pussy, next time she walks in be sure to be jerking off and moan her name.

Im out guys. Probably to go jizz about my problems

Oh. So the story was fake.

Just give her a bap on the head until she learns

Have you hugged your sister today user?
If not go and give her a hug and post results here
Don't forget to tell her how much you love her.
(Mothers can be hugged to)

>after knocking and i said "yes?"
Try "don't come in" instead. "Yes" is pretty vague and usually means "come in".