Absolute Madmen gets BTFO!

>Leto is part gangster and part clown, but he’s not really part of this movie. Ayer never finds anything for the character to do, and so Leto’s role is reduced to a glorified cameo, a prelude to a more significant performance in a future installment.
>—David Ehrlich, Indiewire

>the Joker just sort of wanders in and out.
>—Robbie Collin, the Telegraph

>There’s little reason for the Joker to exist in the story other than as a bothersome complication to the largely-empty goals of the titular team.
>—Rodrigo Perez, the Playlist

>the character barely has anything to do.
>—Peter Debruge, Variety

>Leto’s Joker is barely in the damn movie, and when he is, he’s entirely underwhelming.
>—Richard Lawson, Vanity Fair

> Leto's crazy-gangster version of the Joker is all intensity and no flavor.
>—Tasha Robinson, The Verge

>Given all the press Leto has done for this movie — the guy shaved his eyebrows for the role, for crying out loud! — his extended cameo may come as a disappointment.
>—Mara Reinstein, US Magazine

>He’s a gargoyle, almost ornamental, popping in and out of the story from time to time, contributing little more than maniacal laughter and a demented smile. In a movie full of villainous characters, he does not stand out.
>—Soren Andersen, Seattle Times

>After months of online hype that threatened to bring the internet to its knees, Jared Leto’s Joker (while somewhat creepy and menacing) doesn’t come close to scraping the surface of the memorably spine-chilling work done by Heath Ledger in “The Dark Knight.”
>—Richard Roeper, Chicago Sun Times

>a glorified walk-on
>—Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

>his Joker doesn’t threaten the big-screen hold on the public imagination that Jack Nicholson and then Heath Ledger established.
>Todd McCarthy, Hollywood Reporter

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I just want to make mom freak...

Oh man I fucking love it, all the little faggots hyping him up for months on here.
Now this hahahahahahahah

the ultimate joke...damn...

JUST

UNDERWHELM

MY

>GET HYPED UP FOR MONTHS
>DO NOTHING ON FOR ENTIRE MOVIE
MUM'S GONNA FREAK AHDHDAHADNSAHASDHSDHSD HHEHHE

sounds like his reputation is damaged

SHIT

In my darkest moments, when the future seemed bleak and self harm seemed like a legitimate option, I would run through the reasons for staying alive in my head. Now I'm not saying I stuck around for Suicide Squad, but it was one of the things I considered when I thought "I guess there are some interesting things left to watch play out." Among that list were also the U.S. political farce, among many other things.

But this movie. I was excited for this movie. When the actors said they needed therapists on site to help them come down from being in character, of course I suspected that they were full of shit, but part of me was intrigued. A dark comedy with plenty of room to take itself seriously and enough lighthearted possibilities to shut up the crowd begging DC to crack a smile every now and again. It should have been perfect.

I am disappointed.

Anyone have the updated chart with the MCU RT scores next to DCEU ones? With chris evans laughing preferrably

WHY

This movie just looked so fucking bad from the start
This era of comic book movies needs to end

Hopefully this flops, I fucking hate Will Smith

This made me sad and I don't give two shits about this movie

He spurned Independence Day 2 for this shit.

Its subjective, these reviewers aren't the defining voice of kino you know?

>nah man, capeshit is real popular now man, ain't got time your corny sci-fi BS
>this really gonna bring home the bacon
sad trombone

Jeraldo's gonna flip!

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>spurned shit for shit

eh

David Ayer? more like David AYYYYYYYYY-er

going to the premier in 4 hours

What did this poster mean by this?

update it now that SS has a consensus

Expecting a kids movie to be serious.

Your mistake

>terrible trailers
>terrible marketing
>crucial scenes re-filmed mere months ago
>re-edits up until a few days ago

Like, how are people shocked this turned out to be bad?

As long as the aesthetic is down, whats the problem? The joker was always a gangster to batmans vigilante. Being some autist hell bent on batman ALL the time makes less sense so to say

>In a movie full of villainous characters, he does not stand out.
And that right there, that's the single thing you can truly do to "ruin" joker in a movie. Make him not interesting.

Nolan's Joker wasn't even faithful to the comics Joker, but it was still good because his character was interesting.

That's because they wouldn't hire his son for independence day and cast jessie usher

>DC
>living up to hype
pick only one

Will Smith follows the trends. It's made him a very rich man.

The reason that he was in the sort of movies he was in the 90's is because he paid attention to what people wanted at the time, and jumped in.

Right now, people want capeflicks. He hopped in, but in the wrong movie/franchise.

MOMS

GONNA

>As long as the aesthetic is down, whats the problem?

THE WRITING the apologist fanboy

FOR YOU

What the FUCK was he supposed to do!?

I mean come on! Who else is he supposed to play!? There ain't be tons of black hero rolls out there!

suicide squad will make more money than ID2
c'mon son

FREAK

Not placing blame on him so much. Just terribly bad luck in this case.

Was just more of an explanation on why he'd do a capeflick over ID2

Jared Leto went from being in Fight Club, one of the greatest films of it's generation, to a poor imitation cameo joker.

The 2 big criticisers of BvS, Drew "From Hittix" and Devin "faggot" Faraci gave it a good rating, it could still be a hit among fans.

thats not what the reviews say, and if by writing you mean the exposition of the story then were on different pages

At least now we know why he was doing all this fake whacked out shit on set.

He had absolutely nothing to do in this movie!

Does he ever shut his fucking mouth or is it constantly hanging open

Didn't Hancock basically usher in the capeshit era? I guess he's in the cinematic universe era now? Too bad the studios are reeling from these second rate capefriends?

He was basically an extra in fight club though, he makes cameos as best in most of the critically acclaimed movies he's been in

He could have played Black Manta or Bronze Tiger, both are Suicide Squad regulars, especially the former as of late.
Or he could've not been in the movie in all and keep trying to make shitty Oscar bait like Concussion.

>Didn't Hancock basically usher in the capeshit era?

No, but I get you want to feel like you made some kind of amazing observation.

You didn't.

>jessie usher

to be fair, jessie usher is one of the worst actors I've ever seen and he and thor's brother ruined that movie

DC could have literally just copied pic related's character and story, added some more humor, and it would have made a pretty damn good interpretation.

>wonder woman 2.0 but without any of Gal's charisma
Bravo WB. you've created the exact same disaster twice in a row. Just give Affleck and Smith the keys and go.

I guess mom's not gonna freak.

And jessie does the same nepotism bullshit, he had both of his parents hired on as his assistants during ID2 production

LOL remember when Joker took over the Suicide Squad twitter account?

Bet they wish they had that one back.

The reason they needed therapist was to help them maintain enough sanity to finish filming a shitty film

Whatever man it was a giant success. At least I recognize for what most of this is in hollywood, and thats a giant cashgrab of established creative works and very little to do with cinematography anyway, maybe how little talent this budget got pushed on

Dude 41% RT score. 41 Fucking percent. That's barely better than Suicide Squad!

>people taking this seriously
good post though.

>hollyjew
>meta scores on the interjew
>youre not just soaking up the sour comic porno

>the guy shaved his eyebrows for the role, for crying out loud!
kek

He's a good actor don't sell him short. Check out Mr Nobody and Dallas Buyers Club.

i was going to call you an absolute idiot for claiming hancock was successful until i looked up the numbers

>Hancock received mixed reviews from film critics and grossed more than $620 million in theaters worldwide.

how in the fuck did that absolute pile of dogshit movie even makefj jfjkafkahjlfahfahf iklhbdsabhklfa wffffffffffffff

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Best one here I think.

>Overblown and underwritten, Leto plays the Joker like a pantomime gangster whose only threatening quality is the possibility of more scenes.

There's going to be all of his deleted scenes in the DVD cut... right?

He's going to have a big role in Batfleck's film... right?

>There ain't be tons of black hero rolls out there!

Luke Cage, Black Lightning, Amazing-Man, Crimson Avenger, Firestorm, Gravedigger, Mister Terrific, Mister Miracle, The Spectre, Aegis, Bishop, Blade, Black Talon, Cloak, Deathlok, Goliath, Patriot, a shitload of others that I can't remember.

>Ironman
>94%

How this can be possible? It's fucking boring.

ID2 was utter dogshit. It even had a damned wisdom sphere show up and say some 1950 scifi lines.

>“Where Heath Ledger’s version was scarred, shabby and countercultural, Leto’s has a smooth, blingy gangsta swagger; a modern take on the way the original comic-book creation riffed on ’30s mobsters. But it’s not his swish, purring style and elegant, slo-mo cackle that really hooks you, it’s something we’ve never seen before: the Joker in love. Here’s a fascinatingly jagged new angle (cinematically at least). It’s unsettling and compelling — almost enough to make you wish it were more than a subplot.” - Empire magazine

It was the first capeshit movie that was good and not about batman. It's hard to believe how bad superhero movies were before MCU started with Ironman. Spiderman2, Fantastic4, Xmen3, etc.

Never liked Leto desu. This is hilarious after all the method acting faggotry.

I was hoping he'd get into some wacky meat and irresponsible pet gifting hijinks just like the media has been talking about ad-nauseum for the past year.

Did anyone catch him giving Fallon a hatchling snake? Hilarious! Just like the Joker does in the comics! I just hope in the next movie he'll give Batman something wild, like an entire rack of venison or a blind and paraplegic pitbull puppy!

MOM'S

>7 minutes

>a glorified walk-on

...damn

all those memes for nothing

...

7 minutes of

PURE KINO
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Everyone knew this movie was doomed from the moment they released that first promo image of Leto with the tattoos then lied about the tattoos actually being in the movie. They were playing catch up since day 1.

BRAVO Ayer... you done fucked up big time... I hope you are happy how the critics are viewing your movie

>you had over 6 months for reshoots when you could have thought of something to give Joker more of a role

No mom will freak because all the freaky Joker scenes were cut out of the film...

Fuck you Ayer

>"Hello Mr Ayer... I just saw the movie. I thought I might wear my Joker clothes again... now about me hardly being in the movie. I think we need to have a little chat."

JARED IS GONNA FREAK

This

>David Ehrlich of IndieWire also reviewed the film negatively and quipped, "Suicide Squad never has the courage of its convictions — it doesn’t own anything. At best, Ayer rents some pre-existing pop iconography and charges us $15 to watch him take it around the block for a spin. Forget the 'Worst. Heroes. Ever.' These guys don't even know how to be bad."
>and quipped
Which one of you fuckers did this?

Fuck you to gotham's dump

key word 'copied'

But isn't all that chit chat gonna get you hurt?

Great job DC

roast kino

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Outside of Spiderman 1 + 2 it was the first good superhero movie, and despite being much less popular than the X-Men, Batman, Superman, or Spiderman, they made a polished film that seemed cool. Dark Knight came right after it though. 2008 was a great year for capekino

Because it was different. It was a superhero breakup movie.

X Men 2 was great

Just watch theirs going to be "Suicide Squad: Ultimate Edition" were we'll get all the Joker scenes and see him and the others actually act like villains and not heroes. haha.

Spider-Man 2 was not bad.

I was ready to blame Ayer alone for this complete fucking mess but then I found out he wrote and directed End Of Watch and Fury, two great movies. So what the shit happened here? The cast wasn't bad either and the source material seemed fun. Is the DC brand simply cursed?

It's fun to meme but none of us on Sup Forums and Reddit thought he'd be in the movie for more than 10 or so minutes tops. The big anticipation is whether he sucks or not. Don't give a fuck if this isn't The Joker and Batman show ft. Harley n Gang

They are trying to rush out too many movies too fast to compete with Marvel. That combined with lots of studio meddling is fucking up their whole extended universe

>tfw this flops and ruins Fukuhara's career

Sad, there are so few cutie Asian women in films these days.