Be hotel engineer

>be hotel engineer
>Get call about a leak in one room
>Looks bad
>Run up the stairs to room directly above
>See something similar to pic related except the tank was also broken
>Water keeps over filling and spilling down
>Shut off water flow from wall
It's literally a 1/4 Turn to shut it off
>Immediately call to have the guests in the two rooms moved
>Find out that the guests in the room with the broken toilet are in the process of checking out
>No mentions of breaking anything to front desk girl so I ask her to hold them for a few minutes
>Call security to confront them about the damages
>They "forgot" to mention but while they were using the toilet the guests foot slipped

Fucking Indians and squatting why do they do this? The worst part is that at first they "forgot" because they didn't want to pay, but suddenly when we confronted them amount damages they starting claiming they wanted all this shit because of his injury.

Hi, I'm 20ft tall but I only have a 1 inch dick. Not really! My DICK is about 6 feet long but thats way too big to put in a woman! Or, hey, A MAN even. I've only ever met one person over 15 foot and he was a total shit, I would NOT put my SIX FOOT PENIS IN HIS GAY AAAANUS! Anyone under 13 feet tall is basically a pedo, so if I see YOU, watch out! I eat people whole like a magic fairytail character. I can't get a job! I got drunk and shat out a short bus in the morning! Argh, my knees! And I'm going bald. Cynthia left me for a guy who was, like, 3 foot 2 with a less than average penis. I ate them both but, get this, shat them out alive! They send me passive aggressive christmas cards! All my bones and muscles hurt and don't work properly ! I KILL YOU, I'LL KILL YOU ALL! BIG IS BEST! MY TOUNGE IS LIKE AN ELEPHANTS DICK! I HAVE NO FRIENDS BECAUSE ALL MY SELF WORTH IS DERIVED FROM MY HEIGHT AND ALL I TALK ABOUT IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE 20 FEET TALL! THAT IS ALLLLLL I TALK ABOUT! I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE! I'M! SO! FUCKING! LONELY! I'LL FUCKING RAPE YOU MANLET BITCHES! 10 FOOT TALL IS LIKE A BABY TO ME! I ESCORT 10 FOOT TALL PEOPLE ACROSS THE STREET! FAGGOTS. WHY WON"T YOU TALK TO ME! I'M 20 FEET TALL!

fucking absurd.

>use the toilet like a dumbass (oh boo hoo my rectum is in a slightly bent position when i shit sitting, and this is a HUGE problem wahh)
>break toilet doing so
>try to flee the scene without alerting anyone
>get caught
>180 right into "i got a boo boo so y'all gotta pay ME now"

and people wonder why importing different cultures is having such a negative effect, jesus christ

Get a squatty potty for all your rooms.

And no more problems from indians maybe since they like to squat

So what happened? Did you cuck out and comp their stay once you heard the word injury or did you hold your ground and demand payment and tell them to lawyer up?

Does he have the cash and time to lawyer up though. Although it might have been an easy case

Fuck off, pathetic troll. You are pest on this board, seriously, fuck off.

Well, squatting is a natural way of how all mammals poop. It is also healthier to poop whilst squatting but you can google the rest.
Anyway, who doesn't want money? Are you asking or ranting?

>hotel engineer

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>hotel engineer
*janitor

who gives? if hotel staff doesn't hold a credit card info for collateral its their own fault...

what type of certification does one require to become H.Eng? is it from Hotel University?

Ouch!

>"healthier to poop whilst squatting"

>be me
>200 yrs old
>walk through graveyard full of generations fallen family members and friends"
>I'm as healthy as a 20 year old
>bitches didn't squat and shit

Most Indians don't know how to use a toilet (half the houses in India don't have them). They usually squat on the side of the road.

DAD????

I didn't get squatting until I realized they were standing on the seat. That's some leg muscle to break it though

FUCK YOU DICK HEAD. INDIA IS THE 3RD MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET. LOOK AT OUR GDP, ECONOMY, SPACE PROGRAM, IT INDUSTRY. IN 20 YEARS, YOU WILL BE DYING FOR A TOURIST VISA TO COME AND WORK IN INDIA ILLEGALLY

yep, bet this was in norcal bay area

fucking shit skins shitting everywhere
most inconsiderate people on the planet

worse than niggers because they think they are smart and not just another shitskin nigger

fith

rip

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Yep. I've had 2 jobs having to deal with fucking sand niggers

We weren't going to charge them anyways because it was an accident anyways. After they started pulling their "I want compensation for my injuries" thing we instead offered a "deal" where we would repair the damages and not charge them, in turn they sign a waiver saying they will not Sue later for damages. They acted like hot shit for negotiating such a deal in their favor when it was what we were going to do from the start anyways.
Read above.
I work for a chain, so even if you want to pay cash we still need a credit card and ID to get any room.
Almost except I don't have to clean shit. We're more like plumbers and electricians. Housekeeping has to deal with cleaning shit or simple clogged toilets.
You can go take hospitality courses at college and move straight to supervisory positions. I started with simple stuff and moved up.
Guy was fatasfatass.

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San Diego but they were here for some company event from SF so good call. They were certainly H1B workers though.

DISGUSTING PAKI BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!

Get them out of the UK and off this planet.

No, you just lie about numbers and achievements like china does
Fuck off, curryfag

You are ugly