Sup Forumsros, i'm going to prison soon. what can i expect?

Sup Forumsros, i'm going to prison soon. what can i expect?

rape

Sucjing dick for common objects like smokes and whiskey, and beating it to stupid shit like fully clothed models

prepare your anus

first day, find the biggest baddest guy and cold clock him in the jaw. you will be respected hense forth.

Depends what you're in for.
>If you're in for child porn/fucking a kid... expect to die in prison.
>If you did something stupid, non-violent... get your head down, behave, don't get noticed.
>If you murdered, did a violent crime... expect people inside to find out and test you to see what you're made of.

Rape, prettyboy

I know a guy who went to jail for something like that. He survived. I'm not sure how though. He's pretty annoying

Only niggers go to prison

Child porn won't get you killed. Just did five with no problems. First time kiddie porn watchers are usually pooled together. You don't get fucked unless you want to.

Some niggers are white. Should have hired a Jew.

kill a nigga

Ask for personal cell, dumbfuck.

flawless plan... matter of fact, jack off the third to smallest guy, more respect will come...

It's really not that bad. I've even got interwebz

Implying it was his first time. Sup Forums party van. They keep coming here.

Blow the leader of each gang. Then sit back and watch them kill each other over you.

ass rape; and plenty of it. Good luck trying to keep all those cocks out of your butthole.

How did that even happen to you ? What were you doing? Posting it on Sup Forums or something?

> great idea

Hardest I laughed today

free hot meals
free health care
roof over your head
friends (with benefits)
protection from people who want to harm you

Bullshit. They wouldn't let you visit this site.

anal rape and possibly being murdered.

it really depends on the institution and the crime you committed.

I was raeping your mom's ass and she thought I was with. Stupid bitch whore

You only knows prison by books and TV series In fact prison is a much less organized place than you think, basically if you are strong you are saved and if you are weak you are fucked literally and figuratively.

And yet, here I am cuck

making yourself a commodity, good plan user.. he better stretch his anus starting now

How do you even have access to Sup Forums while on a sex offenders list

Glad to help!

This....

Tx Counselor here, I work with FED inmates coming home from prison. Keep your head down, respect everyone, keep your shit clean, & you'll be fine. On a side note, hope & pray they ship you off to FCI Morgantown -- very cushy. Good luck OP!!

I'm not the one who's wife is literally getting fucked right now by another man. That's something they don't talk about much. Wives get lonely after a couple weeks.

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I did a short bit in MO doc. Just do your own time and keep your mouth shut. Don't write checks you can't cash. It's better to fight and get your ass beat than to look like a pussy, especially if someone is pressing you.Don't take free shit from anyone, because they might want something back. Weakness is prayed upon in there. Run with your own race, but don't fuck with the gangs. Get a job to keep busy and to get some canteen money. Drink some racks, eat the food and just chill. It's a hostile place but shit can be cool, too

This! Respect is HUGE in prison. Things like asking to pass the salt and pepper so you don't reach over a motherfuckers tray, flushing as soon as you drop a log. Just have respect for the other guys and don't call anyone a bitch, pussy, fag or punk unless you want to fight. Those are fighting words no matter the context

someone I know might go to prison soon. 5'7 180 pounds, they gonna get fucked with?

If they're a pussy, then it's more likely. I'm 5'9" 175 and I just kept my mouth shut and did just fine