This fucking mushroom started growing out of my ceiling

This fucking mushroom started growing out of my ceiling.

Dubs decides what I do with it.

Fucking eat it what else

/Thread

Oh shit

How should I cook it?

No cooking just chew that shit

That was easy. Do it user.

You better eat that fucking cap and stem raw u bitch NOW. NOW DAMMIT!

film it too faggot

stream it

Someone stop me

learn about blurring and antialiasing before photoshopping shit

oh wait i forgot i was on Sup Forums

Broke into tiny a bunch of pieces, tasted fucking horrible like burnt plastic or something

Well done

Hahahahahaha nice

The dubs were clear

is OP kill?

kek

>dude I can tell by the pixels
Not photoshopped, here's where it grew out of. Happened after it rained really hard

Ate about 50% of it, was really terrible and dry. The stringy part got stuck in the back of my throat and I coughed it out.

make tea

did you swallow?

update us if you start tripping

Swallowed the top part only

Only a small proportion of mushrooms are edible .........good luck

Excellent thread, perfectly executed dubs/trips from the get-go, buttpats all around. Today OP was not a faggot. Or, at least, OP was an honest faggot. Ya dun good kid.

You have mold in your house, dude.

You know how toxic that shit is? A house that I'm buying had a little bit of mold underneath and they had to fumigate the whole crawlspace.

Op tell us if you die

OP you are a fucking retard, but at least you aren't a faggot.

He's OP. How is he not a faggot?

I'm not dying or anything but my stomach hurts a little bit. probably was what I had for lunch though, mushroom was too small to be poison I think

Wonderful thread

just drink some bleach to flush it out.

lol I'm not stupid

right?

hahahahaha

Go read Homer's The Odyssey

I definitely have a little bit of a headache now when I stand up, should I call someone?

my whole fucking room is throbbing holy shot and I can't even I gotta call the fu king coast guard oh fuck

Alert 'em

Rip op

THERE IS A SUNAMAI ABOARD WE CAN FEEL THE EARTH VIBRATING AND SWAYING THE DEEP SEA ALERT THE AUTHORITIES AND GET TO HIGH GROUNDS

rip op

op tripping fucking balls lmao

Lmao u idiot

U better hope it was just cylopsybin or however u spell it

dead?

eat it duh, and timestamp, dubs has spoken

IS HAPPENING JUST EXIT YOUR VEHICLE AND REMAIN INDOORS DO NOT MOVE AND YOU WEILL NOT BE HARMED BY THE WAVES

MAN OVERBOARD??

rolling. eat it

he already did dipshit rtft

Call the coast guard

DONT LEAVE THE AND DONT MOVE

looks like laccaria to me

yes... hes done
that was probs toxic. or hes gonna trip

nigga you gon die
you got severe mold problems

this
sick, dead, or trip
holy fuckkkkkk

It takes more than one shroom to drip. Dat shit poison. Probably gonna get sick as fuck. Well done