/nfl/ general - BLOCK FRIDAY edition

WAS: Redskins TE Reed has separated shoulder
CLE: Browns DC: Haden must be more than 'average'
BUF: Ryan expects Bills' Watkins (foot) to play Sunday
CAR: Panthers' Kuechly, Kalil ruled out vs. Raiders
NE: Brady (knee) returns after missing two practices
GB: Packers coach Mike McCarthy loves Aaron Rodgers' run-the-table remark
JAX: Jags injured Thomas, Odrick, Skuta out vs. Bills
WAS: Jay Gruden defends coaching gambles as players praise aggressiveness
HOU: Texans lose LB John Simon this week
SEA: Eleven players on the sideline for practice this week
CLE: Top Kek.

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the cowboys have played 11 games and have yet to beat the giants

2nd for TOXINS

Is it really a prediction when the rest of the NFCW is ass?

It seems the only division competitive this year is AFC West

That what you fucking get you avatar fagging nigger

Next dont talk shit and you wont get hit

>lulz mods cant do thier job
>im still going to post just watch

>had to hide and post other weeb shit in order to hide your avatar posting in the gamethrea

Btfo and get fucked

who /killmenow/ here?

>Shitskins

If I lived in Minnesota I'd pray for death, too.

not yet user
you'd miss out on beating the Cowgirl next Thursday

Anyone got a discord link?

I'm beginning to think the only loss the Cowboys get the rest of the season is going to be week 17 when they start resting people after having sole possession of #1 seed by 2 games

Too bad cam going ti dab over your shit d

>mfw they lose out

There isn't a single more overrated team in the playoff hunt than Dallas. It's not even remotely close. It's illegal to play defense in the NFC East and it's showing right now. The moment Washington plays a real team, they are going to get fucking annihilated. I pray that Dallas gets to the super bowl so they can play Denver. I literally get on my knees and pray that this happens. The asshurt from Texas would be unprecedented. You bandwagonning spics wouldn't get a single first down against Denver. Not one. Not one fucking first down in the entire game. Because guess what, in the AFC West, we don't let skinny manlet leprechaun receivers get wide open on every god damn play. We hit harder than you. We actually know how to tackle. We are physically capable of playing man coverage, a concept to fucking foreign to the NFC east that Trump would deport it. Holy shit I am literally foaming at the mouth waiting for Denver to unzip it's pants and thrust it's 8 inch big black cock into your sissy whiteboy Dallas asshole.

Discord which channel?

Kirk Cousins exposed that defense. They have no pass rush and a secondary that can't cover for more than three seconds.

Sam Bradford, Jameis Winston, Eli Manning, Carson Weinz, and most of all Matthew Stafford will be able to light up that defense. Dallas hasn't been playing teams with winning records until now. Any competent defense can force the Cowboys to punt a few times and force Dak to play from behind. He will make mistakes when he has to pass every down.

Denver is complete shit and also like the 4th best team in the AFC. Wouldn't surprise me if y'all don't even get a wildcard.

new pasta tastes good

Most over rated team? Gotta be Dallas.

Houston

...

They aren't overrated.

Raidniggers

>Houston
>overrated
Unless someone is seriously ratings them as a 9+ win team, they're rated exactly correct.

>Exposed that defense
What's there to expose? The Defense is only above average with a pretty damn good run defense. But Washington is a top 3 offensive team this year. They didn't expose anything, they just played how they have been playing all year and that still wasn't enough to win.

The Cowboys Offense is no doubtly their best defensive tool outside of Sean Elite Lee.

>Dallas hasn't been playing teams with winning records until now
Outside of Chicago and Cleveland everyone the Cowboys played this year was at .500 or better at the time.

>Any competent defense can force the Cowboys to punt a few times and force Dak to play from behind.

Cowboys have played 5 of the top 15 running defense teams this year. None of them could stop this offense.

You are literally grasping at straws for an excuse of your mental gymnastics on denying how good the Cowboys are

In an absolut world, this is how the AFC West would finish out

>giving the Raiders a single divisional loss
How charitable of you.

>already forgetting them getting embarrassed by the chefs

Dallas got exposed on Thanksgiving. All the fans are slapping each other on the back, but the truth is there. Dak is average at best. Zeke is shit after you punch him in the mouth a couple times and the defense is horribad. Can't rush the passer, can't cover, can't tackle. They're one and done in the playoffs.

>got exposed
>win

t. someone who didn't watch the game

They got lucky. They were out played.

I'm going to laugh my ass off when the Lions meme their way to victory at Dallas.

That's great, but who are the Chefs.

I did watch the game. I just didn't watch it wearing silver, white and blue tinted glasses.

GOAT

Dak threw for less than 200 yards.
Zeke ran for less than 100 yards.

Their offense cannot produce and at the same time Kirk threw for 450 yards. If the teams switched kickers, the Redskins would have won going away.

Sounds like you watched it wearing hatin' ass nigga shades then.

And at the same time we under produced and y'all did your thing and still lost. Our worst > your best. Take your ass to bed.

There's more than one?

You have 5 (five) seconds to explain how this wouldn't be the best owl possible

>historic teams that have been bad for far too long
>both known as of recent for comebacks
>fast rising QBs
>Lions in their first owl ever
>Raiders in the playoffs for the first time in 14 years
>great aesthetics

Yeah sounds great except fuck the lions.

Christ Almighty Goodell, did you already have a script in place? You don't have much time left on the clock to shit one out.

I'm indifferent to either team. I'm a Jets fan. The Seahawks are going to massacre the Cowboys.

>people dont want to see pats and giants sb one more time

because the Lions won't get passed the Cowboys/Seahawks

>Dak threw for less than 200 yards
and 2 TDs and 109 passer rating
>Zeke ran for less than 100 yards.
and 2 TDs and 4.8 ypc

>Their offense cannot produce
31 points

>and at the same time Kirk threw for 450 yards
Has he not been doing that all year or something?
Why do I reply to you casuals? It's like trying to talk algebra with a toddler.

I don't want to see the Pats ever damn again.

Discord is a chat website, there are different ones.

Here's one where they talk about sports.

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>people still have to be reminded about the chefs
lel

As a giants fan, this is truly the only option

They got exposed. You know it's true. They were thoroughly in every aspect of the game except for special teams. If not for a few missed field goals because of the sun and some poor coaching decisions, they would have lost that game by two touchdowns. They're a paper tiger. Weak and soft.

thoroughly whipped

Oh! I see what you are doing! Ya user I agree they were totally exposed *wink wink*

this is the most reddit post i've ever seen, congrats

It's true. Go ahead and fool yourself if you want to, dude. The rest of us were watching a completely different game than you were. They're just not that good.

rofl TOTALLY user! xP Cowboys are sooooooo reddit and sooooo exposed ;^D

do you have some disorder?

Reminder Cowboys have played some of the best defenses in the league and they still have the highest score differential in the league

:^)

>entire patriots offense listed as questionable

Classic Bellichick

does this tiki guy have like autism or something? i don't come here often

>rags

Like who?

How can one man be so right?

youtube.com/watch?v=MZTeTB-nlBo

>Kirk Cousins exposed that defense.

The Cowboys defense being terrible was not a secret to begin with, everyone knew that

made a dumb little stat to judge teams

Cowboys - 35.8
Patriots - 30.8
Raiders - 26.3
Falcons - 22.2
Chiefs - 17.7
Eagles - 15.4
Lions - 12.6
Vikings - 11.7
Texans - 9.2
Packers - 9.1
Bengals - 5.4
Jets - 2.4
Bears - -3.5
Browns - -11.54

here are some well known teams for reference
2007 patriots - 54.7
2011 Packers - 44.3
2015 Panthers - 43.8
2013 Broncos - 42.0
2013 Seahawks - 32.5
2014 Packers - 32.5
2014 Cowboys - 30.6
2014 Patriots - 28.7
2014 Seahawks - 28.0
2010 Packers - 25.1
2015 Broncos - 19.6

these type of stats are pretty dumb in my opinion

>implying Denver will get past the Patriots

not with that shit offense

>mfw we gotten a 1st round pick and a better draft pick atm
Feels good in a rebuild year, iggles bro

do the 2004 eagles

>like who
Philly, Baltimore, Pittsburg, Giants

:^)

>If the teams switched kickers, the Redskins would have won going away.

If the Cowboys' defense switched with Seahawks', Cowboys would win the next 3 Super Bowls.

>yfw the eagles are going to exposed the cowbabbys again

Seahawks literally had to be gifted a win last season against the Lions

Almost certainly

Eagles: I have lost to the Cowboys thus exposing them and making me the Victor

As a Broncos fan I support this.

>implying the starters will be playing in that game

>literally barely won against a team with no wr
>had to be gifted a win due to an injury and fumble prone rb who fumble the ball

:^)

>yfw Denver-Kansas City ends in a tie

The Steelers defense is atrocious

>beat a Top 5 defensive team
>with a rookie QB and RB

:^)

and the giants defense is an overpaid d-line and one DB
also you responded to tiki, who is retarded

I love all the butthurt and straw grasping that the Cowboys give to you fags

>the haters are now more delusional than the fans

>o line babbys
:^)

Too bad your rookies could beat the giants d

The Cowboys have been so bad for so long, their fans have fooled themselves in to thinking this years team is good by comparison.

27.9

lmao there it is

Me: 1
You: 0

2ez

>being this bootyblasted that your team isnt as good as the Cowboys

Wow same as the giant record against the cowboys, lel. Good one

mmhmm

Overall score is
Me: 10
You: 1

Just like the Cowboys record eh? ;^D

>the same oline that netted our veteran qbs and veteran RBs a 4-12 season

Hmm

Are you going to define your little "stat" numbnuts?

>cowcucks will go one and done

can't fucking wait, the shitposting storm is going to be glorious

>implying that shit matters in the postseason
Giants beat the Cowboys once already this year, we'll do it two more times before we're done.

The road to 18-3 is paved with bloody, shitstained stars.

Make it 2-0 B^)

>ignoring those injuies including romo

Hmmmm, you are retarded

It is possible they could go one and done

But Cowboys have the best up and coming team in the NFL, already got that offense on lock with 2 rookies playing like the best players at their position

Going to be very prosperous decade for us Cowboy fans

Last digit of my post determines how many superbowls they get before 2022

>one and done meme

Can't wait for post season. You Seahawks will be jettisoned from the playoffs with that terrible offense and laugh able defense.

>terrible offense

They'll run the lions to a 6-6 seven overtime draw.