Get woken up by loud noises

>Get woken up by loud noises
>Walk outside
>See this

What do

Rejoice.

hailing and marching, marching and hailing

Why in the fuck did I think the exact same thing?!

Well shit I'm dead because I'm in heaven if that's outside

That shit happens to me all the time.

leave austria and immigrate to new zealand before it's too late

swear because I overslept again, grap my SS uniform anr run outside.

Rally up and prepare for an assault on the Nazis, those national socialist scum.

Meinetwegen kannst du jetzt schon auswandern.