Got my first match Sup Forums, what's the best way to start off a conversation?

Got my first match Sup Forums, what's the best way to start off a conversation?

Remember me?

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this a bot?

Would you prefer traps and gay porn instead?

i have candy in the van

OP, you can't be serious... What the fuck do you think you should say?? You fucking say "Hi" obviously. Are you autistic???

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You suck at blanking out names, retard.

fuck this shit response.. if your a beta do this otherwise just say "'ayy bby want sum fuk?"

Ask if you can lick her feet

raid them with cancerous memes and spooberman get in the starbbucks thread, help us fix this dump

go straight to the point;
>you wanna meet up?

this, seriously
>ayy bb u wnt sum fuk??
if anything youll get her to laugh, tell you to fuck off or shell play along

saying "hi" is just another notification, easily forgotten and boring as fuck

I have 20 matches, lost 2 during this night. Is there any way to see which ones were lost? I cant remember the whole list

"Sharpie in pooper"
Duh.

ask clare for sum SUCC
preferably late at night and out of the blue
at least then youll look somewhat more interesting

small talk bs usually works best before that line, most basic bitches don't know how or care about holding conversations with the 500th guy in their inbox, talk to her for a few minutes, if she's boring then just be straight up and say we should hang out/hookup or fuck. whatever works the best in the situation.

I have over 1000 matches and if there is one thing worse than all is "hi how are you?"
(Im one my phone cant post pic proof)

if i made a fake Facefuck account just to sign up for tinder, would it notify every fuckface on my real FB friends list that I made a new account The last thing I'd want is to be matching with people i hate

yeah agreed, thats a dead end question and its boring, generic and lame as fuck

>interesting as in creepy, horny but at least not beating around the bush like some puss who just talks about the weather and shit all the time

although i guarantee the "ay gurl u wnt sum fukk>?? will stand out more, and any girl without a stick up her ass would find it sort of funny too. definitely beats the messages that go
>hey hows it going :)))
>good, you?
>good thanks
end

good luck my dudes, i heard tinder girls are mostly attention seeking whores but you can even get with them by fucking with them as long as you don't come across as an asshole.

considering I've never used tinder in my life, yet provided some good advice, can someone answer my question?

Hello qt

ask literally anything other than hows it going. no one cares how they're doing and they can see right through it, plus its a conversation killer. maybe just ask random questions about the girl herself instead of having a "Script" sort of routine. tease girls if they seem stuck up and if they get offended, youll automatically know they're the insecure one night stand then block their number type. even a simple question like, whats up? works better, because its not as much of a dead end opener, if she responds with a one word answer, shes either a cunt or just testing you. I'm no dating guri, let alone tinder expert. never used it in my life but this threads been pretty interesting. good luck Sup Forumsros

i should've added
>potentially creepy
girls won't find it creepy if you look decent enough

damn i just answered my own questions, the sleep deprivations kicking in, time for another rail

"I would wear you as a hat"

Just made a thread about this but since this is basically the same theme...

"Would any of you consider marrying a girl you met on tinder? If so, would you be honest with people about how you two met? If not, what alternative story would you tell?

Currently taking the plunge in June..."

Nah women scorn dudes that say hi. They wanna be wowed and approached with "creativity". We're all jesters to them.

rolll

Hide all of your bad traits. You aren't going to be with them forever, you're both on a cheap dating site for cheap sex. Act normie, take her to a restaurant on the first date, then if she's interested you'll have casual sex until she's bored of you, then repeat.

Cuck who let women get bored of him instead of being bored of them. Kys faggot.

Lol...Sup Forums giving advice on picking up women...

Ask her if she eats bread. Don't trust someone who does not eat bread

Implying putting any effort into these kinds of women is at all worth the time or effort.