I just moved to Berlin, wat do?

I just moved to Berlin, wat do?

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inb4 berghain

score some cocaine and party
german girls are crazy, they will ride you easily

Go back home Mohammad!

Bar crawls in art district
Eat a fuck load of doner
See Hitler bunker site and the remains of the wall
Take a train to Munich because Bavaria is cooler

Dat body though....

Try some girls. Most of them are very good fun to fuck

Go back where you came from Nigga!

Sauce?

show them your quads, nigger

joanna kutcha
half polish half irish

move, before you get another 6
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Go to a fisting party and get your ass fisted

kuchta*

Does she escort?

I hear getting raped by an immigrant is nice

It's cool bro, I'm white and wealthy, think will move to Amsterdam next when I become bored here

berlinfag here
depends on your interests:
partying w/ sex: kitkat club
partying w/ drugs: berghain (tough to get into)
good restaurants: depends on price range
culture: we got numerous theatres, concert halls, etc.
what kind of person are you? what do you want to spend? what are your interests?

Find slutts and coment here prices and services

watch out for migrants

probs best to stay in, tbh

get back to your bunker and eat some more cookie dough...

just be patient, an immigrant will be with you soon to mug and kill you

sisyphos is the place you want to go... Or maybe just wait few week for better weather, but definitely bookmark that place, its a blast.

I stabbed a woman in a bar....In Berlin!

berlinfag as well
what about Wilde renate?

get rapped by a refugee

really? did they spit sick lyrical flow?

stay and wait for the nukes

move to a nicer part of germany

don't eat doner if you don't want to be seen as a raghead lover.

Fuck berghain. Go to watergate.
Check warshower streiss or whatever the fuck it is called.

never been there, sounds not too bad

learn to speak muslim

Build that wall again, east Germany is a shit hole.

Get drunk on the streets and leave your bottles for the homeless

And their food is amazing

Take lots of drugs and dance to techno every night of the week. Berlin is my dream vacation

If you are a girl come visit me
if you are a guy kys.

I don't hang out with poor dweebs anyway.

fuck both of you
Void fpr leif

Get into the psytrance and techno movement, start doing ecstasy and actually end up having the best time of your life

Recreate the National Socialist Workers Party & preheat the ovens to 420 degrees

this post gave me cancer
go home you fucking tourist

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prostitution is legal, so there ya go

I'm staying in the mitte/prenzlauerberg for three days on a budget trying to get as much history and local flavor as I can, any suggestions?

wear diapers 24/7

Meh, watergate is cool but not insanly fun

>I just moved to Berlin, wat do?

Come to my place and lets fuck if you have a pussy

That's the most german thing you could do. But to be true Deutsch you have to film yourself filling the diaper in a crowded subway. Only then do you join the ranks of the Aryan master race, along with Taylor Swift and Sup Forums.