G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Starting a new job tomorrow!

Duty to my friends and family. I'd fuck up a few good years/months of their lives if I just up and did it.

Apart from that, little reason, other than being scared of the pain because I'm a little bitch I'd love to stop this dead end life.

>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>she makes keeping me sexually satisfied a priority
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a comfortable home, a nice car and own both
>I live a fairly affluent lifestyle but stay well within my means
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
>my credit score is over 800

Bullshit but good

well you little jizzshot. The reason really is because as bad as the situation is, for some reason I still haven't whole-heartedly considered suicide yet.

New episode of Last Kingdom. Probably gonna jack off. Eat some food. Sleep a while.

don't you smell after jacking off?

yeah, but I smell anyway

You'd be surprised how happy and well adjusted some of us are. Of course in order for you to feel good about yourself you have to assume we're all NEETs, autists or cucks. Only true idiots assume to know people on the internet. Alas, this post will be ignored by you to your own detriment.

I thought you wrote that you have threesomes with your kid(s)
im disappointed. You should kys.

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Still a nigger.

lmao I like that, are you good-looking?

beer and cocaine

I'm going to publicly ruin their careers and have more than enough evidence to do so and you think I'm suicidal? Are you fucking retarded? Watch closely: moot dicks.

Not really,
Get a decent job, invest 20% into your retirement, live within your means, no credit cards.
Not too hard.

The only reason im not killing myself is because i have a dog so far for 10 years i rescued from crackheads. He was starving with several medical problems. When he dies im going to kill myself. Im just giving my friend a good life until he passes. I even spent 6 grand on an operation to keep him going. I saved his life for now but that clock is ticking.

I had a shit life ever since my parents moved to usa. I was beat every day because i wasnt white starting at 7. My first memory here was trying out new roller blades. Some 15 year old with other kids came picked me up and body slammed me. Im coughing blood and a rock gets dropped on my head. I climb up my drive way hill half dead in rollerblades coughing teeth. I got hit by cars and beat all up to highschool. Never had a gf until i was 20. Joined the marines and my fiance gets killed by a drunk driving illegal spick. Every girl cheats on me. Everyone treats me like garbage. Jobs fired me for being former military because they had shit against it. Everyone makes me out to be a liar but im fucking honest to a fault. My family treats me like garbage for trying to get depression meds saying im a druggie. Im the nicest guy youll ever meet until you threaten to hurt me. So im not a beta or anything u push me or bully someone in front of me ill fucking put you in ICU. Ill fuck your world the fuck up.

Im lonley. I have no friends. Everyone treats me like im garbage. Even my parents said i should kill myself. Im going to kill myself when my dog dies of old age. I been wanting to since i was 7.

Grow up and get over it. The world owes you nothing!!!!

Friends that like me

if this is true, it's golden.
But it also means that you don't stand up for yourself.

Still a nigger.

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Ya forgot to mention my family left the stove on and left the house. Created a house fire. I woke up in the smoke and went to ICU. Hospital thought i hurt myself on purpose to get drugs. Parents pick me up while im mummified. Tells me mcdonalds is more important than taking me home and that i dont matter.

No one visited me at the burn clinic. Nurses bullied me around because i had trouble moving

Serously someone fucking tell me why killing myseld shouldnt be an option. I really dont see the fucking point. Eveeyone says itll get better but thats fucking trash talk self help fuck shit.

>I have a extremely huge collection of porn
>I have a expensive realdoll

Oh i do stand up for myself. Its bad enough to where ppl are terrified as fuck when i do and they say i have an attitude problem. What the fuck for real. Again im TRUE social justice no lip service. One dude had ferrets and they made some noise and he was like hah hah ill make them quiet and started punching them in the face and i took his face put it on a stove. He had a spiral face fuck that. Fuck that nigger.

you're a good guy for rescuing a dog in trouble.
i agree.

I want to fuck a uni-boob before i die

You're pathetic just go ahead and jump then

Anybody have sauce

Because I'm still waiting for a stud muffin to penetrate my anus too. No homo.

This

No one gives a fuck if im good. Only bad people survive in this world.

That's what a loser says

get out of this thread please, you're full of shit and also disgusting. If I saw you in real life i'd rip you in half you little shit alongside that smelly "attitude problem" you have, you mean you always cry like a bitch? that kind of attitude problem?

Did your nigger eyes not look at what i typed? I said my dog is still alive. This is the shit im talking about motherfuckers dont even have the decency to fucking read. Its not like i wrote a fucking book.

Honger

Your life sucks because you're a bad person

ALREADY DEAD CUNT

No one loves you because you are a worthless waste of space

Yet you're shitposting on Sup Forums
Here is your (you)

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I don't doubt that you had a hard life. What I doubt are these parts

>Im the nicest guy youll ever meet
>Everyone makes me out to be a liar but im fucking honest to a fault

Nobody who had a shitty life can be that without super-human effort.

It's a self-perpetuating cycle. You have shitty experiences, these make you a more withdrawn unhappy person. And those aren't usually the nicest people you will ever meet.

I can know more about your life than what you wrote, but what you wrote strongly indicates that you don't assume any responsibility for anything bad in your life.

All of it is the fault of others - none of yourself.

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Dubs confirm truth

By the way, OP or anyone, who are they? Kinda want to watch the whole video.

Dillion Harper is the brunette

What about the title? Any idea?

Sorry

Have you tried google? It's a new thing called a search engine.

Oh well. Thanks anyway.

Don't tryna be a smartass. I already did, that's why I asked.

>Don't tryna be a smartass. I already did, that's why I asked.

Why are you a faggot

Because I hold out hope you'll kys first

weed

probably wont.
G'morning tho.
what about LSD ?

so I can kill myself tomorrow

Sauce

Because I have done pic related and I keep trying to repeat

Never tried it

i hope not. please stay alive user.
nice dubs. i don't know.
dubs say you will do it again soon.
congrats.
me neither. Have had shrooms tho, and that's cool.

because i want to eat this woman's butthole

Is that the green sweater girl?

because I'm eventually going to make it

No you aren't

no it's a milf supposedly named Cheryl or something...only have pics, no real name or anything

Too lazy to kill myself

It really looks like her

maybe post a pic for reference?

b/cauze I'm a gonna preggie your mom in bout an hour with your autistx little brother.

Ehh... too much work, plus I've got no reason to off myself.

Faggot