Objective 10/10s

Prove me wrong.

Curse of the Black Pearl was 10/10, the 2nd and 3rd were trash films for trash people

The ride was better than all 3 films put together

>It's a 1st film of the Trilogy is 10/10 while the others fall short episode

I nominate; The Matrix

Has Keira Knightley done any new nude scenes lately? Her body is perfect

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what is with the constant shilling on Sup Forums for the sequels? the 1st was a good film derived from a theme park ride. you cant make 6 off the back of that.

This, althought the 2nd and 3rd were entertaining but failed to live upto the 1st

>Her body is perfect
no but i recommend browsing gay heroin addict porn as that would be up your street.

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>objective
There's that word again. People keep using it and still don't know what it means.

Opinions are SUBjective, retarded faggots.

the only good POTC is the first one, and it's pretty great actually. I just did a rewatch of the first two, DMC is laughably bad compared to the first one. And I watched 3 and 4 for the first time, they're the worst big budget pieces of shit I've ever seen besides BVS, it's like the makers were thinking "fuck the kids, this 'll show 'em to think we're putting effort in for our money", fuck me

>somebody actually holds this opinion and you share the board with this person

user with taste spotted. People who say Curse is the best one should just attend the theme park ride and stop pretending they like movies.

it's a meme you dip

You are objectively a faggot

I agree in spirit, but I don't think the second and third were all that awful. More like:

1: 10/10
2: 7.5/10
3: 5/10

Sure, none of the shit in the second movie was ever hinted or foreshadowed at, but still. Davy Jones was an excellent villain, and bringing back Barbossa was a good move.

The third movie was pretty shitty though. Kraken being killed off screen between 2 and 3, Davy Jones getting cucked by regular guys, WE WUZ GODDESSES, etc. Still, it was better than the fourth.

I objectively hate you.

I enjoyed all four pirate's films equally

What the fuck is with the hate for the second one? It's almost as good as the first.

I didn't care for the way they forced history.

>oh, you remember how you secretly have a deal with this magic squid monster which is how you have the black pearl, right Sparrow?
>and remember Will Turner's dead father? he's also on the Flying Dutchman too!

And then they did you the dirty of cutting the movie in half and padding both halves.

Dead Man's Chest works as a contained narrative. It begins with a man emerging out of a coffin, and ends with a man coming back from death.