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banter with the lads edition

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cara

Yank editions are best editions

Desperately trying to make it look like she has an arse there poor lass

legs

who here /gaiety and banter/

Someone mentioned Ben Shapiro on any answers and the BBC interviewer cut him off and hung up

Despise Australians lads

>Go the shop to pick up some tinnies
>Pass by 11 year old white girl who lives nearby
>Hear her call some immigrant 'daddy' and suck on his fingers when going home
Fuck sake, burn this country to the ground.

interesting development

too scared

fake news

urm, no sweetie x

wonder what lad in the middle's life is like

Hello nonce twat, enjoy prison

>beautiful day outside
>wasting it sat indoors counting down the hours til my shift later

SUCKS!

I absolutely cannot stand when people send 20 texts in a row instead of just putting it all into a paragraph

can't decide whether i want to bum him or him to bum me

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i dont mind it, allows for comic timing

Gotta keep that echo-chamber sealed mate, can't have any problematic ideas creeping in. That might lead to questions and thoughts and open minded discussion.

BAD human. Leave the thinking to the experts.

What would the British republic anthem be?

just not fair
>tfw youll never ever be a chad

blasting raw industrial techno lads

Guessing they are all gay desu
T.gaydar that is EXTREMELY accurate

bum 1, get bummed by 2, suck 3 tbqh

but if it's a big paragraph I'll just go "shan't"

both, obviously

Wow....

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English one would be "I vow to thee" 2bh

aint it weird how the difficulty of playing on instruments directly correlates to how good it sounds to the ear

just a thought

War is glorious

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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conveniently forgetting the yugoslav wars

bye x

>War is glorious

>deliberately ignoring the yugoslav wars to prove your weird point
aaaaaah yesssss

made me think

the proto yank gf has done another video

>first warm day of the year
>shorts on
>sleeveless shirt on
>bottle of cider in one hand
>girlfriends hand in the other
>just walking around the town without a care in the world

filthy normie

great post

how are you typing that message then

stopped reading at shorts

>hyper-regional conflict involving subhumans

Nah you're alright

if that wojak's haircut is your haircut you need a slap

feel right bloody ill rn lads someone sort me out

r-reee reeeeeee

everyone who is more attractive than me is stupid and uncreative

me battering the brits on the left

NEED a choking gf

FUCK OFF NORMIE TWAT

>walking down the road drinking cider

alco

whats asmr like in combination with drugs?

one day

i don't understand this image but i'm going to post it anyway

>wake up

do you think all the wars before then weren't regional? are you autistic?

I want to see that dog fucked

What are the most essential and kino BLACKED scenes, /brit/?

*Fines you for walking In a public place with an open container of alcohol*

>cider

youtube.com/watch?v=p77rwddL7hk

>british cuisine

>there have been no wars in europe since the start of the eu
>ignore that one war with all those genocides though because i say its not a war
so this.... is the power... of remain...

>he doesn't wear cargo shorts

>7 years war
>Napeolonic wars
>WW1
>WW2

>Regional conflicts

REALLY makes me think

i imagine with DiPT it would be quite remarkable

FOY

>he thinks that those are the only wars included on that timeline
cannot imagine being this historically illiterate

well done mate you got the joke

cara

>DIPT is a relatively uncommon psychedelic. It is best known for inducing auditory effects during the experience.

intredasting

>i do drugs btw guys haha

>DiPT
woah this sounds cool i want to try it

alri

i've been wasting away but in a town with no way out there's not much else to do anyway

me on the right

There was a pack of three normgroid girls sitting next to me in uni on friday. They were talking about PCs vs Macs, and the slightly less normamuffin girl siad PCs > Macs.

Needless to say, her friends disagreed with her, citing the build quality of Macs.

My own thoughts on the issue is that while this may have held some water 5 years ago, of late there have been some top notch asus and hp models that rival the macbook pro in the same kind of price point.

girl at the bar touched my batty with her hand
probably an accident but I'm going to pretend otherwise

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the druggie infestation on /brit/ is appalling

degenerates must perish

> this one aussie who always gets triggered when people casually chat about drugs

>it's already Saturday morning

why does the weekend go by so fast, lads?

wew

Media refuses to acknowledge the conflict in the middle east as war here too. There was a point where we started calling it a peacekeeping operation instead, and then an intervention.

*flies a military jet to Syria and bombs the enemy a couple times*
But anyway yea, totally not at war.

2014 13inch retina macbook pro was the last good macbook

they've gone to shit recently and upped the price too much

20th century wars killed more than most of the other ones put together, blame democracy

Charlie XCX nude leaks are fucking great even though she has a massive roastie

> 13 inch
poverty

source lad

French civil wars all of them 2bh haha
Mon frère *embraces you *

does it?

objectively the better size for carrying around with you

>THIS fucking damage control
I was just picking a few glaring examples you fucking retard, just admit you got btfo after stupidly claiming all wars before the Yugoslav wars were 'regional conflicts'

HAYDEN COME BACK TO ME! I LOVE YOU! IT'S ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT YOU!

Macbooks have the longevity that plastic windows laptop by and large doesn't have in my experience. That reason alone is why i have a mac, as a user of windows for 10 years prior

*blocks your path also holding a bottle of cider*
*raises bottle by the neck towards you*
En Garde!
*engages you in a cider bottle fight*

you're handsome x