/f1/ - Abu Dhabi GP pre Qualifying thread - 10 posts too early edition

Qualifying starts in 1 bong and 10 bings

>Huge pressure on Rosberg
>Red Bull and Ferrari closer than expected
>He HAS to become third at least to win the WDC if Hamilton wins the Abu Dhabi GP
>Never before has a driver not won the Championship after winning 9 races in a single season

Will he choke?

choco senna

amd amx

Bossberg got this

yfw at the first race weekend of 2016 she had a sticker "sex is the breakfast of champions" on her car and i know a guy who raced karts with her has nudes of her lel

R.I.P in Peace

Do you think Hamilton has nudes of Rosberg too? They also raced karts together when they were younger

Hamilgoat pole
Tricky Ricky 2nd
Rosturd 3rd
Max mad 4th

meme'd 2k16

post yours

Acestream link?

and the flops

>sex is the breakfast of champions
lol, as if for a chick to get laid isn't as easy as just ask to some guy to be fucked

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If you can bear henno and ebin rebbit maymays

>talent to make it to f1
>Sophia Flörsch 8 Ret 5 14 7 10 13 20 27 14 20 10 16 27 10 12 14 9 Ret Ret 29 28 12 18

>Amd not behind hamilton

meme stealing niggers FUCK OFF
this is /hoc/ property

>Steve Jones
>Wolff Cub
Kill Yourself

>i know a guy who raced karts with her has nudes of her lel
the question here is why haven't you posted the photos?

fuck off you leafy snow nigger

Day of the rake when?

Your time is over leaf. Day of the rake is coming.

>number 2 driver ahead of number 1 driver

hmmm

stream:
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R A R E
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kek isn't she like 15? nudes of her are surely a no-no, even in germany.

I could just imagine lewlew walking into PhotoLand in 1999 to get those nudes developed.

yes, rare flag

All this hype over what will be a Mercedes 1-2.

15 is legal in Germoney as long as she is shitting on a shelf in the pic

Can we start the tradition of putting the stream on the OPs?

yeah but she's 16

shit team and she got crashed out/turned around in half of the races

because i dont have them and i really dont want to have nudes of a 16 year old on my machines

16, yeah.

You pussies would freeze to death before you fired the first shot. Now never steal /hoc/ memes again

Absolutely correct. Colorectal cancer prevention is the key to success. And if you no longer shit on a shelf that exists, you are no longer a German.

The kraut who keeps making OPs doesn't seem to like it.

I'd snap your neck with my bare hands like the stem on A FUCKING LEAF. Rakey Rakey faggot.

>shit team
>her rookie teammate has double the points
>the other teammate has one win and a second place

>Lewis is good at putting the ball in Nicos court and nico can't kick it back

Sky shilling so hard for Hamilton they don't know what they're saying

>stream:
>2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48
there we go

>gutierrez
>disappointing
How? Who the hell was expecting something out of him in the first place?

The funniest thing is they know that there's NOTHING loowis can do to win this title too.

unless he wants to be MSC at the Dry Sac.

We have an army of birds waiting for you. You don't stand a chance, these ones can fly
STOP stealing memes NOW

Who would win a fight? A F1 car vs a Hockey man?

Make me

A V10 or a V6T?

aww, mallards are v cute

rakey rakey, maple bakey

V6T with a sound enhancer

Someone steal the /hoc/ bean meme and make it /f1/ related while the leaf is still here

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>Red Bull and Ferrari closer than expected
>It's a "the Ferraris are close" episode

>Teammate has 29 points while nothing is solve
>GUT still at 0 points

No excuse for that. Even Manor and Sauber managed to get into the points.

delet this

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/f1/ is full of Australian bullies. You wouldn't stand a minute if they went for you m8

you are right. i thought she was in a 1-car team because of her livery, but her team actually has like 4 or 5 drivers.

Ausgays are really overrated. Most of them are barely literate

Le constant eleven boy

Gutierrez is literally the worst driver on the grid. I would take Haryanto over Shitsteban.

Your mum is barely literate m8

So basically Ricciardo from early TR times.

wa u meen leaf?

Sure, but we knew that already. How can anyone be disappointed by his perfornance?
It's like eating eating a shit sandwich and then being disappointed that it wasn't palatable. You should have expected that in the first place.

I would take Maldonado over Gutierrez

no you are.

don't make me get lesotho, nuckle cuck

It's a Canada vs Australia Episode

>Battle of the inferior colonies

U wot m8 iyll go ya mate iyll fukin go ya rite

Even a shit driver should be able to get a couple points in the Haas. GUT failed to even do that.

Clearly even Maldonado preferred Guttierez over himself.

>if you no longer shit on a shelf that exists, you are no longer a German.
brilliant

WEW LADM8S 'ANG ON

Best race of 2016, post your opinions. You can post Dabu Habib if you think it will be the best.

I remember the 2012 Ricciardo, he literally couldn't race. Got several Q3 grid starts and maybe converted one of them to a points finish.

Next year rich daddys boy vs Tricky Ricky

Malaysia because I said so.

please
Australia and Canada are the best colonies and everyone knows this

I would take Schumi in his current heatlh over Gutierrez

>implying
Mate you just lost all the real shit ones, we just felt sorry for your piss-poor empire and kept it going out of pity. And now the shit ones are invading you back. Pretty poor honestly.

But he was literally a P11 machine.
> AND ANOTHER GREAT DISPLAY FROM YOUNG DANI RICCIARDO
> yup, two tenths away from P10 in every session of the weekend

At least Maldonado could into points

Time for Rosberg to join Finnish F1 champions tomorrow. Today first place.

Are you insinuating that POO IN LOO and Poo Peeland are superior to the mighty Canada and Australia.

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>Roskek
>Finnish

Accept that he cucked your nation and move on

Hello friends
In time for q

Probably more to do with the car then, He was always beating Vergne.

Of course he thinks India is better lad, where do you think old mate pajeet there migrated from

BASED Lesotho.

>tfw Tesla starts an F1 team with self-driving cars
>Put Schumi and Senna's corpse into the cars
>Win

Spain

>>tfw Tesla starts an Robotrace team with self-driving cars

jej

beautiful.

What time is GP kino race?

Being Finnish is more than just a country in a passport but english guy wouldn't even begin to understand it.

1. Spain
2. Austria
3. Monaco
4. Brazil
5. Australia
6. Malaysia
7. Singapore
8. China
9. Bahrain

The rest were boring. Belgium/Mexico were saved somewhat by the memes.

6,5/10 season overall

15.40 here

Rich daddy's Boy is going to get shown what's up by the Finnish autism machine.

>schumi's corpse
>took me a while to realise there was something wrong with that

imagine being taken over by your colonies in absolutely anything positive

Seeing Ferrari fall apart in Australia was hysterical.

Norris, Verschoor, Opmeer, Schumacher, Mawson, Vips and Guzman at least are going from F4 to F3. Siebert and Leist will jump to GP3 from F4. Hubert, Kari and Russell will move sideways from F3 to GP3.

AAANNDD ROSCOE WINS HIS 44TH GRAND PRIX FOR THE DOMINANT TESLA TEAM

Can anyone stop this amazing hound from beating the records of his LEGENDARY owner

Doubt it, everytime Valteri is doing well, Williams are going to mysteriously have to call him in a tyre change or his engine will just turn off.

Daddys boy literally has his own simulator that Felipe and Valteri aren't allowed to use.

Schumacher to crack under insane pressure.