OFFICIAL "THE GAME" PREGAME THREAD

Fling shit at each other here until kickoff

First for CRUSH NUTS

>tfw our season ends today

Reminder that Urban Meyer retired from his family to spend more time with football

jabril has a little pepper

>our
Gtfo out

Good. Glad he followed his heart

FUCK THE ENTIRE MITTEN SHAPED STATE OF XICHIGAN

THE DILAPIDATED, CORRUGATED ROOF AND SCRAP METAL VILLAGE OF ANN ARBOR


AND MOST OF ALL, FUCK ANY AND ALL FANS OF TTUN

Go green

Q: If O'Korn starts today, am I better off just fucking hanging myself?

I watched O'Korn play at Houston AMA

do you also call the rivalry "The Gae" ?

Why is he so shit?
Yeah

where can i watch this if i dont have cable i cant find a stream

Sports bar.

Get outside.

You can watch it on ABC without cable.

Just your father

Harbaugh is in the building. Harbaugh is in the building

I tried to start a call-and-response thing getting off a plane in detroit once.
I yelled M-I-C-H!
They all stared and after a while someone yelled I-O.
True story!

i wanna stick my weiner in sam ponders pussy

Doea he have any eligibility left? If Speight is ded Michigan is going to need a miracle.

What are you gay?

Tell em jojo. Ed is gonna be the coach at LSU.

You know most college players don't wear cups, right? Quite the contrary, he's got biggest bag of junk on the field most games.

Don't you dare she's mine. Ok now stop.

pics pls

Faggot.

>pussy

Oh, user...

If Sam Ponder's a dude, I'd question my sexuality for a long time

you sound gay bro

>Two flyover states fighting over who had the best manufacturing jobs before they were shipped to China because braindead chinks do a better job than you

Wow, what a fantastic "game"

>His state voted for Hillary
Stay triggered

Not too long now, user.

The Big Ten and Sec won the election for Donald Trump.

>the team that loses is still a lock for the playoff
>they might even play each other in the playoff
>could end 1-1 head to head but one is national champion and the other isn't

Yeah this sure is great great sport

>the team that loses is still a lock for the playoff
Nope

What are you lads eating and drinking for the game?

Trying to decide between pizza or mexican food.

chili

cough drops, antibiotics and delsum
also whiskey

That sounds miserable.

W E
A
N
T

W E S T E R N

Who?

Row the boat nigga

i wanna stick my penis inot sam ponders vagina

Who wouldn't?

hey patrice what made you get into college football anyway?

>usXII's

he's a regular, ya walnut

>buying a fat chick a shiny metal and stone ring

why?

>landwhale guy proposing to land whale gf

top cringe

tfw cant shitpost in the game thread because im going to go watch the game with my dad

fuck u
we want dad updates

>rather reports
>patriarchy documentation

>rather reports
>father reports

>you will never wake up to the smell of huevos rancheros made by mexican brad pitt
why live

yes
ty

also, some Dan Rather reports

Literally no college players wear cups.

At the end of the day, whether Michigan wins or loses, they'll still have their academic superiority.

>no reason to live since Boise is going to Honolulu of S. Diego post season

no reason to die, either
that the real pickle

>michigan intellectuals

does anyone have the screenshot of "jabrill peppers watches hentai" gameday sign?

My gf thought it'd be funny to wear a Michigan hat last night. Busted her lip and blacked her eye so I got the last laugh.

Good one, my man

Why does every fucking gameday sidestory thing have to be some dumbass heart-throb story of some kid with cancer or some crippled asshole

Get off my TV

just because you suck doesnt mean everything else does faggot

>Ohio Stadium
>band spells out "Ohio"
>chant is OH-IO
>become militantly autistic if you call them Ohio
explain

kys pls

Does anyone here ACTUALLY think Michigan stands a chance?

...

it's the same logic as the N word now that i think about it

Why would you beat up your right hand?

I want more girl in bikini's and motocross stunts


I don't give a shit if people are dying
We're all dying to some degree

Because tradition, or fuck you

Hillary supporter detected

Yes

:3

No

True Ohio State fans don't use the 13th letter of the alphabet

>Anonymous 11/26/16(Sat)10:14:37 No.72749082
>Anonymous
>nymo
>m

>passed a ballot measure in 2006 that banned affirmative action as it pertains to admission

Idk, it still sounds like they're winning to me.

True UM fans d*n't use the 15th
Fuck *SU

>true Oh-io fans are terrible to smell up cose XD

Fuck Ohio State urban Meyer will lose and say he has "hear problems" then he goes to Notre Dame in a couple years. Watch you know it will happen.

>m
Autism. Get *ut.

what kind of name is jarbil peppers? turkish?

>put up a racist flyer that you made yourself
>complain about racism on campus
>get $85 million program created by guilt-ridden whiteys in charge of the university
and racists try to say black people aren't smart

>Wake up
>Turn on TV
>JT Barrett is screaming like a sperg

YES

Basketball American

Afro-Turqimerriburger

I think his father complete the first Dickshunairy

...

I wonder if JT Barret will remember not to be shit today

>mfw his son gets enlisted and eventually becomes a Sergeant

I don't mind the blacks because they definitely earned the right to live here but the wetbacks seriously need to fuck off. They have a country.

>No snow
>No rain
>Wind is manageable

All signs point to yes.

>michigan can actually rush the passer and tackle
Signs point to no

Jabril is arabic

I think you're thinking of Jafar.

Guys should I order a full rack of ribs, 24 chicken wings, or the pick 2 special where you get 12 wings and 1 lb of rib tips (

the special

Who else

>didn't go to Michigan or Ohio State but still a diehard fan

here?

if ohio state really wears that helmet for the game they deserve to lose

He's actually from Nigeria. He came over on a raft when he was 14.