Heyyyyy I just turned 15 I'm the president of the LGBTQ+ club at my high school and I was just wondering what you guys think I should do for my birthday
P.S I'm gay
Heyyyyy I just turned 15 I'm the president of the LGBTQ+ club at my high school and I was just wondering what you guys...
Suck a dick. Or dicks. One dick for every year old you are. Hell, suck all the dicks. Oh and choke to death on said dicks.
Take a moment between dicks and think about how at age 15, you have almost assuredly fucked your life up from here on out.
Write "gay @ 15" on your palm
do a fart
Make a glory hole at your house and post an ad on craigslist. It's the only way to make your dreams come true, user.
P.S. no shit
be an hero
THE DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
Tell your parents you want a QuinceaƱera
neck yourself
dab hardcore
nut on cake
pee pee in tha poo poo
Kill a stripper and take her place in the cake at a bachelor party
Check em
...
throw a party and have a good time with your friends and family
Turn female and get with black dudes.
an hero
OP is too young. Global Rule 2. The feds are coming OP. Prepare your anus.
MODS!!!!!