Heyyyyy I just turned 15 I'm the president of the LGBTQ+ club at my high school and I was just wondering what you guys...

Heyyyyy I just turned 15 I'm the president of the LGBTQ+ club at my high school and I was just wondering what you guys think I should do for my birthday
P.S I'm gay

Suck a dick. Or dicks. One dick for every year old you are. Hell, suck all the dicks. Oh and choke to death on said dicks.

Take a moment between dicks and think about how at age 15, you have almost assuredly fucked your life up from here on out.

Write "gay @ 15" on your palm

do a fart

Make a glory hole at your house and post an ad on craigslist. It's the only way to make your dreams come true, user.

P.S. no shit

be an hero

THE DUBS HAVE SPOKEN

Tell your parents you want a QuinceaƱera

neck yourself

dab hardcore

nut on cake

pee pee in tha poo poo

Kill a stripper and take her place in the cake at a bachelor party

Check em

...

throw a party and have a good time with your friends and family

Turn female and get with black dudes.

an hero

OP is too young. Global Rule 2. The feds are coming OP. Prepare your anus.

MODS!!!!!