So tonight is Eurovision

So tonight is Eurovision.
It's shit.

However,
What's the best Eurovision song ever and why is either one of these.

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Spain, Anabel Conde, Vuelve conmigo, 1995. She did not win and that was really unfair.

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Hottest Eurovision winner coming through
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Stop shilling this garbage you fucking cucked europoors

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Mother of god, I knew I recognized that voice. This is the woman who sings a song I've been trying to find for months now, I didn't know who sang it until now. Thanks user.

(The song in question btw) youtube.com/watch?v=FWRCJhsz5t4

That song sucks.

Why is every peformer a fruit?

How the fuck did our dutch slags even get through what the fuck

Because Eurovision is camper than christmas, you silly billy,

>called eurovision
>lets australia in
>lets israel in
>lets armenia in
>lets morocco in (once)
I mean, you have an argument for Cyprus and the trans-continental countries, but what did they mean by this?

They meant that they wanted it to be worldvision or something like that but there are yet not enough countries from outside of europe and changing the name would be a mistake because of all the hostory eurovision has.

Yogelehee Yodelehee Yodelehee Yodelehee YOOOO!

how to make an eurovision song in 2017
>take a relatively popular top 40 song from the last 5 years
>switch 2-3 notes, also change a couple of sentences
>voila

This, SO MUCH THIS

Who are you rooting for tonight, lads?

Portugal and Bulgaria here.

What did you all think of Norma John? Too dark for Eurovision IMHO

There's always one song that is tiers ahead of the rest. IMO, Portugal has the best song this year and I really hope they win.

Ruslana was a given winner that year. I also loved this: youtube.com/watch?v=FSueQN1QvV4

I will root for Australia because I'm Romanian and they are my brothers in shitposting.

They better sing something dutch or I'll lose my shit. Tired of being cucked by the english language in an event about representing your own country.

Cry no more...

Track Shittaz are still the best
youtube.com/watch?v=BKQf8Z5uWQ8

Completely lost interest in it after the political shit last year.

The block voting was bad enough.

The best song of this year's contest.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=qTLczT5h9Lo

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This is still the best performance on this show

>all this shit taste

Make your way for tonight's winner:

youtube.com/watch?v=-OnRxfhbHB4

I felt it was a vast improvement in variety on the past two years, which have been ballad heavy and DRYYYY.
Baffled by some of the song choices. But then I don't get exposed to the rustic east euro shittaste.
Kekd when I heard about them refusing Russia.

prepping chicken kievs for dinner

kek

>tfw my country actually provides an acceptable song for Eurovision
>tfw Eastern Mafia will prevent it from winning

Feels bad to be a Barbosa

There will never be a song better than this

youtube.com/watch?v=ps3kxGo_gro

Truly a masterpiece

really like this song, wish I had one of those hats
songs have gotten really boring in the past year

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>This anti-fun crowd

>According to Gabbani the lyrics of the song are a mockery of westerners who believe they can take Eastern cultures and "westernise" them. The song cites such aspects of Eastern and Indian religions as the Buddha and Nirvana as well as man's evolution from the ape, the idea for which he got from reading The Naked Ape, written by British ethologist Desmond Morris.[2] In an interview with La Repubblica, Desmond Morris praised the song for the "clear and fanciful reference to the theories" described by him, and for "the precision and sophistication of the lyrics" like Bob Dylan and John Lennon. Morris also added that he wants Francesco Gabbani to win the Eurovision Song Contest.[3]

>The song begins with a reference to William Shakespeare's Hamlet. Gabbani wants to highlight how modern society is divided between the temptation of spirituality and the necessity of appearing, and he describes people as "anonymous selfie-addicted".[4]

>The use of the Saxon genitive in the song title and chorus is a further critique of the fashion for the anglicisation of the Italian language but originally the song was called in Latin as "Occidentalis Karma" (Western Karma).[5][6]

>Eurovision went from actually making you a career in the industry to a homo fest with literal second and third tier talent that can't sell albums on their own

why did this happen

leftism

Wasn't this on Planet Terror or Deathproof soundtrack?

Are we talking best actual song or best meme? I vote this for the former category as best of 10's
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Daily reminder that this corporate fuccboi will win Eurovision

Gabbani will probably win IMHO
>catchy, upbeat song with summer vibes that 99% of all the other songs of this year lack
>self-deprecating but humorous and lightweight lyrics that make up for, uhhhh, small talk on "so true" topics
>all of the foreigners say the love the song and want it to win

t. Italian person saying his country will win not because of the nationality but because this song has all of the right cards
Too bad Eurovision music sucks and the voting sessions are circlejerks.

shut up nigger!
this is the best that ever came from this shitty contest youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo

Belarus, it's really comfy

Is it just me or do the majority of songs in the past couple Eurovision's sound shockingly normal for the contest?

Are we out of the ridiculous eurotrash era?

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Maybe half of them are boring but it's still super diverse

What are the opinions on Bulgaria's shota?

Finland might have done better if they sent this guy:
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>Gabbani will probably win IMHO
Will probably get screwed over by the judges like in 2015

most of them just seem to be boring ballads sung in english now

I like it but not singing in English has to be as disadvantage
I think it's my favourite though I don't know Italian

His song is fine but I don't like it as a winner, needs more
At least everyone but the UK remembers to make up for KT with staging

great song

us barbosas like melancholic songs and probably gave it a high score, but I guess the rest of europe is not into it

>danish contenstant isn't even a dane but a 'straya cunt

this makes me mildly upset

1.Lena
2.Loreen
3.Emillie
4.Conchita
5.Jamala

It balances out because Australia has never sent someone 100% white

>implying this isn't the greatest eurovision song of all time

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UK has actually good staging this year.

cyprus had a welsh guy once

Yeah and a decent song

First time since 2012, I think, the year with Andrew Lloyd Webber

2014 interval: Aboriginal mixed
2015: ambiguously brown mixed guy
2016: Korean lady
2017: aboriginal mixed

yeah that checks out

That was 2009. They did okay in 2011 when they sent a boy band.

On What should I bet?

I'm pretty sure people only watch Eurovision to see Graham Norton take the piss out of everything. He's a national treasure.

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is there really any doubt? i don't mean to dismiss other performances but jesus fucking christ he smashed it

>Estonia had the chance to send this in 2013 and didn't.
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Some people do

Others genuinely like it (me)

Yeah, but you're a faggot.

>That was 2009
Embarrassed

I just remember it's been a while since it looked like we tried

Not exactly
But besides plenty of people in Europe genuinely like it too

It's FUN and I like the songs

What exactly does a victory at Eurovision constitute? I'm trying to say that these performers will ultimately have only one bearable song throughout their entire career and once the dust has settled no one will even remember them.

Take for example the Austrian tranny, the SJW's gave him the win to show how liberal they are. But does anyone even remember him nowadays for his music?

Got a link to a livestream for an American't ?

I'm a massive Eurovision fan, sure it's silly and cheezy, but it's fun and a lot of the songs are catchy and enjoyable.

Why doesn't America ever get invited? Is it because Europeans know they would win?

Starts in about 17 minutes:
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maybe here

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Eurovision started blocking the US last year.

They asked him what he thought of the EU Constitution and he said "It's all a bunch of gobbledeygook", then the Irish voted against the Constitution. The most common reason given for a no vote was "It's all a bunch of gobbledeygook".

We didn't honor them for 30 years like Australia did.

winning eurovision just to have to host it the next year is a bit like going out with your mates for your birthday and having to buy all the drinks

vpn

>Jeopardy ding
What is VPN?

>Eurovision started blocking the US last year.

It's been airing on the gay interests channel in the US so it's blocked for American viewers on official YouTube channel.

>tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone
works for me

All the Dutch propaganda on TV rn is cringe af

Gotta love Viacom

Yes

It was a decent song, nice staging and the contestant is 100% memorable

Implying I want to bother with that

Why did the odds of Italy from 1.7 to 2.75 in 5 days?

Did you watch the Logo stream last year? It was god fucking awful. 0% chance I use that ever again.

Some weird choices during rehearsal with outfits and other countries improving.

I placed a bet for Norway, do not fucking let me down I need money.

>implying installing a VPN extension on Youtube is that difficult and takes that much time to set up and use
You really are retard-, I mean American.

>Balls celebrate diversity
>Everyone is white

91st for Ukraine is the cringiest country on European soil

What a shitty opening act

You're betting on the wrong horse, buddy.

FYI theres a stickied thread on Sup Forums

I believe there are several streams that doesn't require VPN.
Here's a Finnish one, not sure if US is blocked or not
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Haven't the entire production been incredibly troubled?

Don't pander to this American moron.

What propaganda?

Oh god..