I work at a Taco Bell ask me anything

I work at a Taco Bell ask me anything

Pic related is a bag of nacho cheese

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Do you have a mental illness

No I do not

Whatchu gonna do with that cheese, boy?

The fuck did they make a chicken shell taco?

Not sure yet, I don't really want to use it for food, maybe I'll pour it over someone's car
Huh?

Then why are you working at taco bell

How much do you make an hour?

To pay for my dorm
$10.50 sadly

That is pretty good for slavewaging you manage dont you you dirty litle slut, you like that? I bet you do

Do you show up to work high?

What is that Monopoly money?

Pays the dorm so I'm happy
Nah but honestly half of our workers are loaded with drugs either weed, xanax, Coke etc, it's easy to work fucked up

A hundred dollar bill

Just wanted to use a $1 or $5 but that's all I had

Rolling to have you pour the cheese into a bowl and submerge your bare feet.

Does the food really give people the shits? I eat at taco bell sometimes and I've NEVER had the shits after

Rolling for this.

Nah it's good shit honestly that's just rumors

Will op do for trips?

Rolling

Everyone please roll for op to submerge his feet in a bowl of cheese.

Rolling for OP to take the cheese and liquify it and then pour it on his stove so it goes everywhere like a madman

Rolling for OP to put the product back where it belongs and not waste food.

best poorfag stuff to get?

Rolling for op to slice the cheese into a pentagram to summon cheesus

Rolling for OP to spend that $100 on tacos

roll

Cravings menu is good

Shredded chicken burrito is cool too

Stop being poor

I'm gonna use the cheese for a prank

I have their ingredients as well

It fucking sucks i regret trying

*other ingredients

Sorry, I'm a phone fag

Rolling for OP to get new job

why'd you redheaded niggers get rid of double tacos? they were p4p best value for a buck.

mfw : * (

Where the fuck did the verde sauce go

Rolling for op to try and succ own dick and post pics with cheese

Replaced with Diablo sauce

These product tie ins are getting fucking ridiculous, diablo 3 came out how long ago?

Fucking this. That was like the one good salsa you faggots had. Diablo sauce is nothing but fire salsa, hot sauce is texas pete shit, and mild is ketchup.

u @ work rn?

Ye bb, come pik me up

roll for OP to cut that bag and spread it all over the bottom of the hot line

Off today boy

Quick...what's the weight of a hard taco?

Don't call me boy. Man.

Rolling for put cheese on his belybutton

you faggot, did you take a bag of nacho cheese home with you

Why don't you serve volcano tacos anymore?

Does taco bell have any hot teen females or it all mid-age faggots?
>I'm going to work soon and if there is no babes at there I'll work somewhere else

Sorta
Occasionally there are nice looking employees

I bet he did, rolling for op to pit nacho cheese hands and make prints on paper

what do you mean "sorta" did the MIC tell you you could have it

Not exactly boy

Is that your monthly pay?

Anything weird about any of the food that they don't want us to know about?

don't fucking "boy" me asshole

just for that rolling for you to drink that bag and you better fucking deliver

...

Plopotar!!!

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

Year's salary

meant for

Asshole I get paid $8.50

Where does the beef actually come from?

If I tattooed the taco bell logo on my forehead, not the new one the one from the 70's or sum shit would I be hirable?

Korean sweatshops

I've noticed the drive thru person seems to speak like a human. Did you all have to go through extensive training to not be so cringe y?

I'll deliver something else instead

Nah it's easy In fact I just sick around with hella people, for example whenever anyone orders Dr Pepper I just call it DP to see who thinks of double penetration

One girl got it once and called me disgusting and spoke to my manager

Delicious salty tears and the blood of the whipped, they really add to the flavour

rolling for cheese

Same shit from when I was in film school. DP is the short and commonly version of Director of Photography. Jokes and laughs every day.

You reply like you were fucking bashed over the head as a kid, kid

Were you ever bashed over the head as a kid?

cheese roll nigga

Stick your dick in the bag of jalapenos and post pic with timestamp.

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winrar

roll for cheese get...

HH says do it user...

I told you fools to ask me questions not request me to pour cheese all over me

you don't make the fucking rules here

I'm cool boy, that cheese is nasty I wouldn't even do it for money

While we on the subject of cheese... I am trimming my toenails and the trimmings smell like parmesan cheese, why is that?

what is the sauce used in quesadillas?

Creamy Jalapeño

Not OP, but your dominant toe bacteria is likely the same they use to age parmesan cheese.

creamy jalapeno

but what is that? what makes it creamy?
>inb4 jizz

Stick your dick in the jalapenos faggot.

I don't know the sauce comes made in a bag I just cut it open and pour it into sauce bottles

I GM'd a Taco Hell for a bit, ask me anything.

Smegma

whey powder

is it difficult

Do you eat the food at all still?

Not a question you nigger

Not really. You just have to have extreme patience for the retarded teenage workers and the idiotic customers.

> Ay yo lemme get a taquito
> Sorry sir we haven't had taquitos in years
> Ay dats fkn bullshit yo I got one last week
> ...

Why not? no question mark?

Taco Bell must be the worst of the fast food places to work for. How many fucking tacos you make per order compared to burgers, etc.

Of course, it's still good to me

Why would you bring that trash home with you?

But I do suppose someone who works at a taco bell wouldn't be smart enough to not eat there.

It's a lot quicker than burgers though. In my taco slinging prime I could shell (no pun intended) out 10 tacos in less than 2mins 30secs. That's meat, lettuce, cheese, and wrap.