Has anyone ever answered the door to the pizza girl with their dick out...

Has anyone ever answered the door to the pizza girl with their dick out? Occasionally there is a really hot chick who delivers the pizza and I always wondered if this ever happened to her

no because its fake

IM SURE IT HAS YOU SCARED OP?

What's fake?

Why do you think it is appropriate to respond to a hot delivery chick with exposed genitalia? What is she getting out of the deal?

nah, my pizza delivery person is typically a hairy middle eastern man in his mid 40s.

Is this really your mom OP?

time to get ready for school little user

She gets nothing out of the deal, but he gets the satisfaction of knowing a lady looked at his penis, which is priceless.

I'm a hairy middle eastern man in my mid 40s user......

You know, girls like the people in OPs pic have character. You can tell because they are pretty enough to probably work in some office making 10+ dollars an hour but they instead decide to deliver pizzas, do labor, or work fast food which doesn't seem like the obvious choice for a pretty girl who can land a desk job, but nope, they pick delivery driver and they probably make barely more than minimum wage but they do it and they probably do it 40 hours a week.

They'll just put you on the do not deliver list.

You realize if shes pissed, you can easily get arrested.

Not the best plan unless you enjoy spending your life on the sex offenders list

Only if your expectations are that fucking low
I mean, i'd take satisfaction when she's swinging from ma'dick, and opening the door with my cock out is an exceptionally poor way to accomplish this.

I didnt even know girls could deliver pizzas. I have never seen a delivery girl. Also im a pizza driver

>what is snapchat

I love having a fat cock. Even the girls who didn't want to see it tell you it's huge,scary, intimidating, some straight out respond with tits asking to fuck it

I grew up being fat. I grew up being told I had a little dick and that I would never get laid. Well guess what? My dick was as fat as me an now your bitches love it

Idk how many times the neigbors caught me fucking his wife lol but its priceless everytime

Lol... delivery isn't that bad a job, or very laborious. Depending on the area and the resilience/mileage of your car, you can make pretty good cash.

Thats a picture from a porn shoot. The woman is a whore. Lol character.

Is that milk in the bag?

Me and my boyfriend always joked about answering the door for the pizza guy/girl together with his dick in me

It's lube

Delivers pizzas to Or they're brothers

Show dick faggot

What about just her answering alone with her tits out or in a thong

Right. Because walking around and answering doors is something people do literally mid-coitus.

Sometimes it's for the thrill

hot girls dont deliver pizza get this nonsense outta here

Brothers pic related

Because I'm a guy

You

The bottle is too large and opaque top be lube.

It's gotta be milk. Why would they bring milk with the pizza? I know it's fake, but you can't even get them at the same place usually.

You realize that hot girls get massive tips, right?

It's just awkward.

Not even for the guy answering the door. Just walking around attached together is like walking with your pants around your ankles

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Well, she's a whore but she has character. You can tell by the way she sucks and fucks numerous males she has probably never met before then goes home and is able to look herself in the mirror and live with what she has done without killing herself, that takes character.

it's water

Oh shit you are, my b

Kek

>massive

She's slinging pizza not pussy. Most people already know how much they're going to give you before you even get there.

What do you think you will gain? Sure, there is a zero percent chance she will suck your balls out, but than there is also the chance god will come out of your fridge.

That's because when they finally whip it out, the delivery girl will have to decide whether or not they want to sacrifice those big tips

It's just a hypothetical situation, I imagine it wouldn't go over so well.

>My dick was as fat as me

So you have a chode?

This is is the kind of shit that makes rabid feminists