Dubs decide

Dubs decide

Where's the rest of the herd?

kill yourself you fat cunt, no one will ever love you while you weigh as much as a small car

Listen I'll get straight to the point. I NEED a pic of them teddies

Kek

THAR SHE BLOWS

this

winrar

Dude, you kind of suck at this

OP delivar them teddies

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Hey, want me to send nudes?

Re roll

what? i HAVE to come up with something original and memey? why cant i just participate with minimal effort?

this

wow. such a funny, inspiring contribution
Faggetttttttttt

this pls

Not original. But don't make her fucking bolt 45 seconds in. You got to build this shit up

rollio rollerino rollerooo!

Rerollllll

teddies = titties Everyone knows that babycakes. U want a dick pic?

This this this. Rolling for it

I winrared again! On a roll baby!

checked.

My mother fucking hero

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hey,
i heard you farted and created cyclone debbie in australia.
please respond

reroll

this.

Awww come on.....There's a few thousand kcal in it for you

New girl....

I just haven't felt the touch of a women for so long. Please. I need this. I'm so miserable

Hey, quick question. How do you know which chin to use when you put on a bicycle helmet?

this now

Second that

this is not a girl, this is a tank.

this

this kek

She makes Jabba the hutt look like a starving Ethiopian.

look Nocile, I'm a man and you're just like a woman. Let's cut to the chase here. We both have a certain special needs. needs that need fulfilling.
Show me the burgers

Rerollingrollinrollin

fuck!! 3 in a row baby

double dubs!

I'm going with she bolts

this nao. Witness 4 in a rw booooooom!

i see potential here, please go on.

winrar

I see your two pair and raise trips

This

Shes so boring

this op reroll

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kek, rolling for this.

hi nicole,
i am incredibly attracted to you, i can't keep away, i walk past you and i feel this immense longing to want to be with you...
your gravitational pull is extreme

OP
Send her a picture of your feet. But glaze them in mayonnaise

Rolling for this

Roll

I occasionally ejaculate and let the semen dry up on its own.

Reroll

do you want to meet up for a coffee or something? get to know each other, maybe something great will come out and we will might be together in a relationship.

ROLL

winrarbkek

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roll again

winrar

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"i went to mcdonalds and ordered everything for you, supersized, but i feel like it's not enough"

Haha, sorry, I'm rather spontaneous at times (KEK). Want to boink at my place after I have dinner?

How baby look I like my girls BBW. The kind that wanna suck you dry and eat some lunch with you, you know what I'm saying my gorgeous little hippopotamus? How about you come over and suck my dick than I'll buy you a couple of Big Macs? Sound good?

kek

WINRAR

Winrar

double winna

>boink

fucking lol

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Holy shit win

roll

Winrar

>boink
>after dinner

MY SIDES

Winner

Its building up to a beautiful crescendo. I can feel it

holy shit that is funny

i'am not a man for one night, you have to fight for me, like you fought for the 33 Chili Cheese Burgers that one night.

Hi Jeff

i can shower you the worldnews.

That is the most cringey, yet considerate, post I've ever read.

it surely is a thing of beauty

that escalated quickly

hahahaha i'm screencapping that shit for future cringe/dubs threads

Sit rep?! OP

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Damn

Dubs thread. kys yourself

winrar

Abandon thread everybody

Nicole is boring me

Don't be like that, Nickie. Stop digging for attention and all that. Let's just bump uglies and call it a night.

You're a women? Sorry, I thought you were a man

ROLL

For fuck sakes