Every morning I look in the mirror and just marvel at the ALPHA male staring back at me

Every morning I look in the mirror and just marvel at the ALPHA male staring back at me.

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>alpha male

kill yourself fat faggot

>>/fit/

Is OP in a police interrogation room?

Looking at gayporn poster
Thinking its a mirror
Being a beta faggot with a dick in the butt

image isnt OP. do a reverse image search

Nothing more cringe and cancer than a guy who uses terms like alpha and beta.

Thats not a mirror. Get out get out now

OP here.
ya'll dumb cracker fags are just jelous of my superior black alpha body. you're little shrimp dicc cant compare.

Jason Blaha
Cold pasta

Were you autistic during your formative years?

How the fuck is this cold pasta?

you white nigger

I would just love for you to say that to my fucking face.

You got a mix between a mooseknuckle and a camel toe you fat white nigger

>board for Sup Forums Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
>06/20/

>anterior pelvic tilt
>duck-butt
>ducks are alpha af..?

Also, here's me before getting swole, with my GF

shiiiiiiite boy you all balls no dick

OP here. That is not me, I NEVER looked like that much of a bitch.

Oh wow you're big.
Could we hope for a dickpic too?

I'm sorry guys, he's just too hot

Do you scream I'M THE ALPHA when you take it in the ass?

You are a dick-sucking faggot, correct?

Holy shit fkn mirin what you're routine brah?

I know i sure as hell fucking do

When he's looking down at you while you suck his cock?

More balls than you will ever have.

I work construction. Instead of using any machines, I just do everything myself.

Micheal?

I hope you're fapping hard. Just for you, here's me after buying my new pair of Beats, headed to the gym with my friend

Yes

No sorry

Yeah, he does everything.

Wow man, way to go. Keep at it!

so you dont deny you have a micro dick? also wont you be late for your job at walmart dave?

A big dick, and lots of balls. Name's not Dave, but you sound like a little weasel bitch. I would love to strangle your bitch ass.

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stop posing as me, YOU LITTLE WEASEL BITCH.

Hey VSauce, Micheal here, why is OP such a faggot?

If you have to tell people you're an alpha male then you aren't.
If you were an alpha male you wouldn't care if people knew or not.
You're more like a vegan or a Linux user who has to tell everybody, as if it was significant.

YOU LITTLE WEASEL BITCH.

I don't use Linux and holy fucking shit I am NOT vegan. Thank you very much, weasel.

WEASEL LITTLE YOU BITCH

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Yup, that's like you and I'm the finger.

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Holy fuck FUCK YOU with all these dumb ass weasel videos, are you insane?

OP states he is alpha on Sup Forums means he is beta in RL

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>are you insane?
No
I AM WEASEL
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a lion doesn't need to say it's dangerous...

But weasels always do!

damn there's a lot of fags in here today. and quit sucking your stomach in as hard as you can. you are lying to yourself